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well as you all know I've been invited to go on holiday with 3 friends at the start of july to bridport in waymouth for a week! which I'll have to fork out for!

well! I've also been invited on 2 week holiday in the south of france at the end of august with Micki11, and all I'll have to pay for is my passport!

can you see the problem?

any help appreciated!

france sounds really nice...
choose the thing you find most fun and stuff(can't remember the word)

but i know wha i'm gonna do..going to oslo to see my gal...o joy

I do not see a problem, South of france will be sunnier and cheaper.

thats what I was thinking , but I already blew out these three friends and a trip to thrope park to go to micki's for a few days!

I think they might get a lil' hissy with me!

Explain that you have the chance to go to the south of France. If they are good friends they will understand, if not then they don't matter.

idd! I'm getting a new piercing a week tomorrow! woo hoo!

Hmmm, where? and don't say Esher.

naval!

which is north of

the pelvis! dumb arse!`

whats elvis gotta do with it

go back to school you dunce! I didnt say ELVIS! pelvis meaning mid-drift!

and you say elvis didnt have a mid-drift

f**k off! not funny1 I've not even been back to the boards for 5mins and your tying me in knots!

aint it cool to be back

WHOA!!

now back to Elvis

back to my holiday dilema you mean! *starts pulling hair out* what do I do?

here is a hint
"Floating on air.
Foreign affair.
A magical potion,
A cool locomotion.
A dream. A prayer.
It's a foreign affair" -Mike Oldfield

I'll take it by that you mean france?

another

"I was lost in France
In the street a band was playing
And the crowd all danced
Didn't catch what they were saying
When I looked up he was standing there
And I knew I shouldn't but I didn't care
I was lost in France in love
Ooh la la la
Ooh la la la dance
Ooh la la la dancing
Ooh la la la
Ooh la la la dance"- Bonnie Tyler

ok, definate vote for france from finti! and y one else
?

Hmmm, just thought I might be around the weymouth area in July with friends, so for your own health and safetly I'd go to France if I were you.

some how you dont pose a threat to me!

Maybe not me, but my friends are not all nice people.

Plus you've never met me so you wouldn't know.

thats true!

I recommend that whatever you do, you make sure the South of France holiday is the last two weeks in August, and not the last in August and first of September...

Alternaitvely go on the other one. So long as it does not clash with any other plans you might possibly be making in July.

that was a very sly hint ush! !

I think it has exciting possibilities.

Besides, didn't you tell me that you could not get anything done in July until you got some college work done? A holiday right at the start is hardly consistent with that aim...

ENOUGH! STOP THIS NONSENSE!

It's not nonsense! It's all absed on what you tell me...

and your point being that what I say you take literally?

Errr... you said that you 'could not do anything in July until you got your work done'

Was I meant to take that figuratively?

no, thats ........STOP IT!

Errr... I am not quite sure what I am doing wrong.

..........................................(silent ignorance!)........................................

What are you in ignorance of, silently?

OK kittens, if you 2 are struggling to meet up, maybe I can help you. I could drive and pick one of you up and drive to the other, that way there is no problem with travel arrangements, all you would need to do would be to free a few hours, 2 hours total travel and an hour or so to meet and greet etc.

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I'm a kitten?

and we can hear you roa....... ehhhh purr

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how inventive

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astounding

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british intelligence at its finest

hopefully my mum should have an answer about the holidays for me by freya's day!

We wait in eager anticipation.

I certainly do...

(subliminal messaging): Last two weeks in August... last two weeks in August...

France

what are you spewing for?

He doesn't like French

france you mean, not french

No, I think Corran was right.

bugger off!

Why? It's only true, Finti has never liked the French.

France is quite a nice place, well it would be if it wasn't for the French.

france is cool

only thing it is full of Frenchmen like Corran so galantly put it

I have no advice for such a dilema.......but what a lovely problem

garlic stenching frogs

we, I heard from the ppl who had invited me to go to france with them that the french men have a slash in the middle of the street, right in the public eye! now that is sick, it makes me wonder if they've ever heard of a W.C!

That's normal isn't it?

I suppose I should be used to it, I've seen enough men doing it over here when their bladdered, to last me a life time!

told you the French are

no, no no1 the english men are just as bad!

no way

way!

Fortunately then I am an American. Seriously though how do you plan on resolving this dilemma? Is your heart really set to go to France?

I'm torn between the two! thats the dilema!

Oh I see. France is supposed to be a real great place but I ain't ever been there. Two of my best friends' father came from there originally. He acts strange though....

thats because the french are strange

Well this one is! And I don't think he's been there for twenty years!

lucky man

His brother(my friends' uncle) is still over there I understand.

unlucky man

id kill for your dliema.

Yeah imagine having to choose between two ideal places to have a vacation at!

no,no,no,no,no! its not good! uhun!

Toss a coin, heads Weymouth, tails France.

tilt

well, actually the final say is down to my mum I wish it was completely my choice!

What are her thoughts?

her exact words were: "Not now KJ I'll think about it later"

major bummer!

Yeah... 'cos I have to base MY plans on yours...

dont you just hate it when you have to rely on othrs before you can do anything?

Yup!

Tell me about it! I know exactly what you guys mean.

:yes, thats all I seem to do! wait around for my mum's verdict!
something's not right there!

She's only looking after your personal well-being.

no, its called me having too much respect for my mother!

It's good to respect your mother.

good to respect parents.

I know that but maybe I have just a little too much respect for her!

Not possible.

oh, I think it is!

Mothers can be a pain sometime but they mean well.

Ok its finalised! I'M GOING TO FRANCE!!!!!!! yipie!

YAY! And don't forget to write!

that might be a bit hard!

need schools for that

I CAN WRITE! yerss can vouch for that one!

that's enough people!
I hereby announce that Lara can indeed write!

at last.

at an early age

last week

I am certain Lara is quite skilled in such things even if she will be too busy having fun to write the rest of us!

*starts to cry* leave me alone!

oh Gordo is kissing up yet again

and you!

No he's not kissing up to Gordo

! *sob*

Now you have upset her, Corran.

It wasn't me.

I think it was...

Damn you're too smart for me, most people would have been thrown off the scent by me saying it wasn't me.

They don't call me Sherlock for nothing.

In fact, I have to pay them quite a lot.

I ain't kissing up to no one.(shakes head in sheer amazement)

hm...

*hugs*
come lara, lets kick him on three

three? that is two number further than you are able to count yersie

aiming high

...and defending the honour of a young lady as well.

hey! I'm NOT being possesive! she can take care of herself!
*takes step away from gordon and lara*

Uh...what was all that about?

nothing

Oh Good. I had not the foggiest what was going on, you know. Thanks for clarifying that!

no problemo, I'm here to help ... and to destruct

He means, Gordon, that not all women appreciate men assuming that it is their job to defend said woman's honour... if prior experience with some people is anything to go by. Yerss is being wise...

Thanks for explaining that Ushman. I am of a different breed than most. I believe in chivalry. Still your explanation was quite helpful and I appreciate your thoughts.

chivalry, those olden days were cool.

Yes weren't they? Still we can but hope Lara has a wonderful time on her vacation. Maybe there are guys over there who practise chivalry.

Why? I doubt they would interest her.

In any case, as the dilemma seems to be resolved, this thread is all done.