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Sometimes I think, "Sweden you wonderful Socialist/Liberal Paradise", other times I think, "Sweden put it away".

http://newsfeed.time.com/2013/09/19/sweden-allows-public-masturbation/

I guess Miley will be performing there soon.

Originally posted by Mindship
I guess Miley will be performing there soon.
Why woul.......ooooohhhh.

There's nothing here about public masturbation being legalized in Sweden, all it says is that a case against a 65 year old man caught masturbating in public was thrown out because the court ruled it didn't count as "sexual assault" as he wasn't focusing his attention on anyone. As stated at the end of the article, the act is still considered "disorderly conduct." All that happened was that the prosecutor aimed too high with his charge of sexual assault and now he has to let the old man go.

Originally posted by Omega Vision
There's nothing here about public masturbation being legalized in Sweden, all it says is that a case against a 65 year old man caught masturbating in public was thrown out because the court ruled it didn't count as "sexual assault" as he wasn't focusing his attention on anyone. As stated at the end of the article, the act is still considered "disorderly conduct." All that happened was that the prosecutor aimed too high with his charge of sexual assault and now he has to let the old man go.

So basically "Turkey Pie" is as bad as some biased news source just trying to get ratings with misleading titles. But without the audience or actual ad revenue.

@ this thread.

http://www.cracked.com/quick-fixes/4-more-internet-news-stories-that-were-clearly-b.s./

/facepalm, 2013 guys, you are on a computer with the internet...

Originally posted by Digi
So basically "Turkey Pie" is as bad as some biased news source just trying to get ratings with misleading titles. But without the audience or actual ad revenue.

@ this thread.

That seems unduely negative about "Turkey Pie", it is delicious with mashed potato and gravy.

If I'm in Sweden, and I see a dude beating his meat I will kick him in his exposed balls, I don't care if it's legal it's ****ing gay.

Where's Astner?

I don't like your new persona.

Originally posted by Bardock42
I don't like your new persona. Do something about it. I can't be controlled anymore.

Wait until I get my ritalin, you just ****in wait.

Originally posted by Dolos
Do something about it. I can't be controlled anymore.

Wait until I get my ritalin, you just ****in wait.

When will you?

Ritalin is an amphetamine, just buy meth

Originally posted by Oliver North
Ritalin is an amphetamine, just buy meth

Why buy it? The guy is an ex con; He should make his own!

Originally posted by Oliver North
Ritalin is an amphetamine, just buy meth

Meth ain't legal, ritalin is. Turned out I didn't just have ADHD, I also had asperger's syndrome, though I hadn't diagnosed yet, the stimulant made me uncontrollable to my parents and teachers back then, but now it just might even the odds to my competitors. I can harness hatred for productive endeavors now, without it I won't go the distance I can with it.

This measly focalin normally doesn't do jack-shit, but now I have two pills this morning, skipped a day. I feel a little more of a rush.

Originally posted by Dolos
Meth ain't legal, ritalin is. Turned out I didn't just have ADHD, I also had asperger's syndrome, though I hadn't diagnosed yet, the stimulant made me uncontrollable to my parents and teachers back then, but now it just might even the odds to my competitors.

What does legal matter to a guy like you, dude? Grow some! Man up!

Ritalin will suffice, you *****-made. | V

Originally posted by Dolos
Aggrevated assault, first offense, because of the circumstances I got only few months. When in possession of drugs, well, first even to get them I have to submit and cooperate for others (which is against my philosophy), but when caught in possession I get 30 years automatically unless I give them all dealers associated then I'm compromising and giving up these people who I went to (against my philosophy), and then still going into an institution for 10 or so years (serving anything, like sentence, against my philosophy) and there are still cliques I must conform to there (conforming is against my philosophy). I'm not bending anymore like I have in the past.

Look Dolos, you're 20, young and probably cute. Your time inside wouldn't be so hard.

Originally posted by Dolos
Meth ain't legal, ritalin is. Turned out I didn't just have ADHD, I also had asperger's syndrome, though I hadn't diagnosed yet, the stimulant made me uncontrollable to my parents and teachers back then, but now it just might even the odds to my competitors. I can harness hatred for productive endeavors now, without it I won't go the distance I can with it.

This measly focalin normally doesn't do jack-shit, but now I have two pills this morning, skipped a day. I feel a little more of a rush.

hmmm, Dolos or the entire field of neuropharmacology, who to trust....

I just want to get my meth tree.

Originally posted by Turkey Pie
young and probably cute.

So you won't mind when I dominate you? twisted

We all fvcking mind control each other, look around you.

Originally posted by Dolos
We all fvcking mind control each other, look around you.

Apparently there's some order to it, as some are in charge, and when I immortalize them (so that the mutilation will not terminate their eternal existence of pain), everyone will make things the way they want them to be.


http://i199.photobucket.com/albums/aa158/Bardock42/memefrytrollingschizophrenia_zps7e106f72.jpg

Originally posted by Dolos
We all fvcking mind control each other, look around you.

http://lettherebemovies.files.wordpress.com/2013/08/worldsend4.jpg

SILENCE!

Your sig is hilariously hilarious. Stealth Moose.

Originally posted by Oliver North
no, I actually got a master's degree in the subject, lulz

Haha, it's always shitty when your subject area starts to be questioned. Just think how, the Jews responded to Jesus or the Church to Copernicus, Galileo and Darwin etc.

I am a pretty awesome individual, thank you.

Originally posted by Turkey Pie
Haha, it's always shitty when your subject area starts to be questioned. Just think how, the Jews responded to Jesus or the Church to Copernicus, Galileo and Darwin etc.

I'm sorry, I missed the part where neuroscience was being questioned...

Originally posted by Turkey Pie
Haha, it's always shitty when your subject area starts to be questioned. Just think how, the Jews responded to Jesus or the Church to Copernicus, Galileo and Darwin etc.

Or the dairy industry to "I can't believe it's not butter".

http://images.killermovies.com/forums/user_sigs/8/9/customsig_128889_ax.gif

Originally posted by Dolos
Where's Astner?
I'm sorry I was out masturbating in public, what did I miss?

Originally posted by Astner
I'm sorry I was out masturbating in public, what did I miss?

I always thought it was too cold in Sweden to masturbate outside anyways.

Originally posted by Oliver North
sure, they cover that in psych 101...

Which has been pretty effortless for me so far, tbh.

Anyway, I don't believe in physics. I'm not sure why I'm even getting an education. I think I'll solve some math problems for a few $mill.