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man you have way too much time........

way too much time on ur hands dude...jk, u go girl!!!

Blah!

and what does that mean little girl?

it means I'm exasperated!

Aww, poor Lara...

Yes, and why are you angry young madam?

you know why old man!

I know not why this thread would anger you, as it is merely a joke thread, please enlighten me to the reason for your ire little girl.

bugger off!

Shan't, just tell me what is annoying you about this and I will try and make it all better for you,.

yeah right

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I think you just got the silent treatment

dumdedumdadey

No Lara is just stuck for words, it's a blonde thing.

man, those blond jokes r so lame. im with the girlsu go girls

you gonna take this, lara? beat him up!!! blonde jokes..pfffft! give him a good kick! >D

Where do you guys get this stuff at?

Corran maybe you should compensate for Lara's anger and make some seminars for men...nah!

Where can I sign Mrs.MM up for some of those classes?

the silent treatment....what kinda punishment is that from a women, they try to punish us by NOT talking.... wheres the logic?

its a relief not a punishment

But it's normally the calm before the storm, and you know it';s coming.

indeed, thats why we earplugs

do I look like a blonde to you?

the truth???????

Can't really tell from that, you may have dyed your hair.

one way to find out

I dont dye my hair!

Don't get angry, we just don't know we have no proof.

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Now you're getting all dotty on us.

*screams*

*Puts in ear plugs*

Ow my head hurts little madam.

*stalks out of thread and slams door on departure!*

*Takes out ear plugs*

Phew.

Wow listen I can hear all the voices in my head again now.

*flings open door and screams repeatedly*

*Points TV remote at Lara and presses "Mute" button*

Thanks man, I owe you BIG time.

*walks over to mech, grab remote slams it on the floor and stamps on it. reversing the mute process and destroying the remote*

*recomposes and turns to corran*

you sad,sad,sad,sad lil' man!

*Pulls out spare remote, Mutes the female again, swallows remote for safe keeping*

That's what the voices in my head keep saying too.

funny considering the remote didnt have any battries in it cuz you used them for food for your cats!

Oooooh, that remote's gonna hurt on the way out.

Where's Gundy when you need her, she's a dab hand at home-surgery. Maybe she could get it out for me....

GUUUUUUUUUUNNNDYYYYYYYY.

Bite down hard.

its your own fault mech! I'm sure you mother always told you as a child not to eat the household appliances cuz they contain too much sugar and are bad for your digestive system!

Hummph! You'd have thought I'd have learnt my lesson after that awful Walkman swallowing episode I had.

yes lara, dirty blonde

Speaking of blondes, you know how all those blonde jokes keep popping up? I know a girl who represents the Dumb blondes (not the blondes as a whole, just the dumb ones) perfectly. She can hardly say the words in our school text books!

Hey BackFire, I thought I saw you the other day. Do you have a green car by any chance?

I was blonde as a child!

see

I'm not now!

Only because you dye it.

I will not repeat myself! EVENTUALLY when I get round to meeting you, corran or ush, you'll see that I am 100% 0-natural!

What about everyone else.

that might be a little hard!

Hey, I never doubted you, Lara...

I know that!

We dont doubt you either Lara,..................... we know

He means we know you are blonde, blondie.

*humpft*

Goodness what faces!

care to join them with yours?

No clue what you are talking about, Norse Overlord!

no surprise there

a seminar for women is where they get away from their husband, get drunk and gets laid by a bartender...that how finti came too this world!

it would have been cool to be coceived that way, but unfortunatly it wasnt so. Raised by a naval officer(dad) and smartmout woman(mom) and two elderly siblings who did their best to annoy me to death

thats why you now live in a hospital for mentaly insane people?hehhe

only luni around here is you Thomas

Guys. Behave. And finti watch yourself.

hey they're having a laugh, wait till yerss gets here! thats when the reall fun will begin!

nah

Cool!

what! it already has!

no fun yet

give him a bit of time to settle back in! djee!

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

yeh, thats right you big grizzley bear! Hybernate!

hey lara

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

hm...zzzzzz...

*waves frantically* yerss!.....over here!

zzzzzzzzzz

hey...........Hey....................HEY! watcha sleepin fo'?

bored

or just tired!

hm...

zzzboredzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Wake up!

is it morning there too?

hm...

THis is off topic anyway. Closing.