How would your favorite character react in the next situations?

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wolverinos
basically what the title said, how do you think your favorite hero would react in the next situations:

1.walking down the street suddenly someone says, what you looking at punk?

2.walking down the street, suddenly see a very attractive female...

3. going to a restaurant, order some expensive crap just to find a hair in it

4.dancing at the club with a girl suddenly her boyfriend appear and say: excuse me my friend but this is my girl

5.dancing at the club with a girl suddenly her boyfriend appear and say: M#$@@*#$@ thats my b%$@*

6.suddenly realize he needs some money and therefor he have to get a job.

7.find out he failed the math test

8.Horny as hell and see many women around dressed like Slu**

oh yeah and since its the VS forums
9. got to fight the HULK

DarkSaint85
1. 'Nothing, mate, just your ugly face.'
2. Seduce them, if they can be bothered.
3. Curse them with a diarrhoea spell.
4. 'I know, and we're busy at the moment.'
5. 'I know, and we're busy at the moment.'
6. Hit the casinos.
7.....math test?
8. Seduce them.
9. Defeat him.

wolverinos
Originally posted by DarkSaint85
1. 'Nothing, mate, just your ugly face.'
2. Seduce them, if they can be bothered.
3. Curse them with a diarrhoea spell.
4. 'I know, and we're busy at the moment.'
5. 'I know, and we're busy at the moment.'
6. Hit the casinos.
7.....math test?
8. Seduce them.
9. Defeat him.

Lol sounds like your favorite hero is wolverine

DarkSaint85
Originally posted by wolverinos
Lol sounds like your favorite hero is wolverine

Ha, actually, that's a good game.

No one should say who their fav character is, and let's see if people can guess.

After a while, we'll say if they were correct or not. Then we can see if people truly know their character...

wolverinos
Originally posted by DarkSaint85
Ha, actually, that's a good game.

No one should say who their fav character is, and let's see if people can guess.

After a while, we'll say if they were correct or not. Then we can see if people truly know their character...

yeah its great idea eek!

hope it wont get closed though, thats why i added the hulk fight LMAO

Mindship
Originally posted by wolverinos
1.walking down the street suddenly someone says, what you looking at punk?
2.walking down the street, suddenly see a very attractive female...
3. going to a restaurant, order some expensive crap just to find a hair in it
4.dancing at the club with a girl suddenly her boyfriend appear and say: excuse me my friend but this is my girl
5.dancing at the club with a girl suddenly her boyfriend appear and say: M#$@@*#$@ thats my b%$@*
6.suddenly realize he needs some money and therefor he have to get a job.
7.find out he failed the math test
8.Horny as hell and see many women around dressed like Slu** Surfer monologues about man's inhumanity to man, except for #8, where he monologues about man's inhumanity to women...

Originally posted by wolverinos
9. got to fight the HULK "Again?"

deathslash
1.shoot them in the face
2.tries to seduce her and she probably ends up tasering him
3.Demands a new plate of food and once he gets it, he throws it in the waiter's face and demands his money back(most people wouldn't let him in a resturaunt though)
4.not sure
5.shoots him or beats him half to death
6.kills someone for money
7.he kills himself or the teacher
8.tries and most likely fails at seducing them(he just ends up jacking it back at his home)
9.again?

DarkSaint85
Originally posted by deathslash
1.shoot them in the face
2.tries to seduce her and she probably ends up tasering him
3.Demands a new plate of food and once he gets it, he throws it in the waiter's face and demands his money back(most people wouldn't let him in a resturaunt though)
4.not sure
5.shoots him or beats him half to death
6.kills someone for money
7.he kills himself or the teacher
8.tries and most likely fails at seducing them(he just ends up jacking it back at his home)
9.again?

Deadpool?

deathslash
Originally posted by DarkSaint85
Deadpool? maybe.... shifty

red sabre
Originally posted by deathslash
1.shoot them in the face
2.tries to seduce her and she probably ends up tasering him
3.Demands a new plate of food and once he gets it, he throws it in the waiter's face and demands his money back(most people wouldn't let him in a resturaunt though)
4.not sure
5.shoots him or beats him half to death
6.kills someone for money
7.he kills himself or the teacher
8.tries and most likely fails at seducing them(he just ends up jacking it back at his home)
9.again?

your favorite character is Alfred?

pym-ftw
Originally posted by wolverinos
basically what the title said, how do you think your favorite hero would react in the next situations

1.walking down the street suddenly someone says, what you looking at punk?
Judo toss

2.walking down the street, suddenly see a very attractive female...
tells his GF about her, while visiting his Godson

3. going to a restaurant, order some expensive crap just to find a hair in it
reports the hair to the wait staff, and requests a new meal.

4.dancing at the club with a girl suddenly her boyfriend appear and say: excuse me my friend but this is my girl.
allows the gentleman to cut in, and gives a quick apology

5.dancing at the club with a girl suddenly her boyfriend appear and say: M#$@@*#$@ thats my b%$@*
Judo Toss

6.suddenly realize he needs some money and therefor he have to get a job.
patent an idea, then bang his Cat-girlfriend.

7.find out he failed the math test.
Consult with Reed Richards

8.Horny as hell and see many women around dressed like Slu**
Design new costumes for his students/teammates

oh yeah and since its the VS forums
9. got to fight the HULK
Succeed where the Illuminati failed

deathslash
Originally posted by red sabre
your favorite character is Alfred? well, obviously.

red sabre
Originally posted by wolverinos
basically what the title said, how do you think your favorite hero would react in the next situations:

1.walking down the street suddenly someone says, what you looking at punk?

2.walking down the street, suddenly see a very attractive female...

3. going to a restaurant, order some expensive crap just to find a hair in it

4.dancing at the club with a girl suddenly her boyfriend appear and say: excuse me my friend but this is my girl

5.dancing at the club with a girl suddenly her boyfriend appear and say: M#$@@*#$@ thats my b%$@*

6.suddenly realize he needs some money and therefor he have to get a job.

7.find out he failed the math test

8.Horny as hell and see many women around dressed like Slu**

oh yeah and since its the VS forums
9. got to fight the HULK

1.Kills him to death.
2.Rapes her.
3.Vaporize the entire place with heat vision, then punch time backwards and kills the cook who dropped the hair into his food.
4.Destroys the whole planet.
5.Punch him so hard that guys entire bloodline is destroyed in all time and dimensions.
6.Beats the crap out of TOAA to draw him infinity amounts of cash.
7. i imagine he is pissed but doesnt give a damn, until his teacher tells him dont worry kid when you grow a little you get better.
and this is when libs will be torn off, heads will be shoved up asses atc atc
8.you really wana know that?

TNEwuuU-qF8
8.Rape Hulk.

DarkSaint85
Originally posted by pym-ftw


Too easy :-p

deathslash
Originally posted by red sabre
1.Kills him to death.
2.Rapes her.
3.Vaporize the entire place with heat vision, then punch time backwards and kills the cook who dropped the hair into his food.
4.Destroys the whole planet.
5.Punch him so hard that guys entire bloodline is destroyed in all time and dimensions.
6.Beats the crap out of TOAA to draw him infinity amounts of cash.
7. i imagine he is pissed but doesnt give a damn, until his teacher tells him dont worry kid when you grow a little you get better.
and this is when libs wil torn off, heads will be shoved up asses atc atc
8.you really wana know that?

TNEwuuU-qF8
8.Rape Hulk. Your favorite character is obviously prime. Has he already crossed the line from killing to raping?

red sabre
Originally posted by deathslash
Your favorite character is obviously prime. Has he already crossed the line from killing to raping?

red sabre
and of course thats how he asks a girl to a movie.

Bouboumaster
1- He doesn't care. Or he kills him if he become too annoying
2- He already has a girlfriend, and he's loyal to her to death
3- He express his disapointment before killing everyone
4 and 5 - He makes them immortal, before beating the ever loving shit out of them
6- He makes some shit, sell them, or just steal what he wants. Plus, his credit cards limits must be insane.
7- He don't fail. Unless he wants it!
8- He don't bang them.
9- He pimpslap the ever loving shit out of him, killing him and send him to his girlfriend. cool

DarkSaint85
Originally posted by Bouboumaster
1- He doesn't care. Or he kills him if he become too annoying
2- He already has a girlfriend, and he's loyal to her to death
3- He express his disapointment before killing everyone
4 and 5 - He makes them immortal, before beating the ever loving shit out of them
6- He makes some shit, sell them, or just steal what he wants. Plus, his credit cards limits must be insane.
7- He don't fail. Unless he wants it!
8- He don't bang them.
9- He pimpslap the ever loving shit out of him, killing him and send him to his girlfriend. cool

A mad choice, for sure.

wolverinos
Originally posted by Bouboumaster
1- He doesn't care. Or he kills him if he become too annoying
2- He already has a girlfriend, and he's loyal to her to death
3- He express his disapointment before killing everyone
4 and 5 - He makes them immortal, before beating the ever loving shit out of them
6- He makes some shit, sell them, or just steal what he wants. Plus, his credit cards limits must be insane.
7- He don't fail. Unless he wants it!
8- He don't bang them.
9- He pimpslap the ever loving shit out of him, killing him and send him to his girlfriend. cool

Lol thanos?

Bouboumaster
Originally posted by wolverinos
Lol thanos?

Hell to the yeah

Rage.Of.Olympus
1-9: Hit shit with a big scary hammer.

DarkSaint85
Originally posted by Rage.Of.Olympus
1-9: Hit shit with a big scary hammer.

http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b52/qwirtle/Untitled_zps38fa065b.jpg

DarkSaint85
Originally posted by wolverinos
Lol sounds like your favorite hero is wolverine

Incidentally, no.

jitay
Originally posted by wolverinos
basically what the title said, how do you think your favorite hero would react in the next situations:

1.walking down the street suddenly someone says, what you looking at punk?

2.walking down the street, suddenly see a very attractive female...

3. going to a restaurant, order some expensive crap just to find a hair in it

4.dancing at the club with a girl suddenly her boyfriend appear and say: excuse me my friend but this is my girl

5.dancing at the club with a girl suddenly her boyfriend appear and say: M#$@@*#$@ thats my b%$@*

6.suddenly realize he needs some money and therefor he have to get a job.

7.find out he failed the math test

8.Horny as hell and see many women around dressed like Slu**

oh yeah and since its the VS forums
9. got to fight the HULK

What did you say you blithering fool

Hmmm that woman has pleasing aesthetics

Ah proper Italian fare... What is this someone has the audacity to leave bits off their Penn organic matter in my food. A quick DNA scam will show who the perpetrator is and I shall dish out justice

Hmmm you can have her. If you are the sort of male with whom she partakes then I wish to consort with her no longer

Ha you obviously do not know with whom you are meddling with fool and for that I shall not rearrange your face but be earned I shall be so forthcoming next time


Ha I am an established genius I have no need for a tawdry jo... What do you mean I haven't got a doctorate!

*dies of apoplexy*

Scores the midget

Creates ablurble macguffin machine to defeat hulk

Or

He sacrifices every single one off his minions

DarkSaint85
Originally posted by jitay


SpOck?

wolverinos
Originally posted by jitay
What did you say you blithering fool

Hmmm that woman has pleasing aesthetics

Ah proper Italian fare... What is this someone has the audacity to leave bits off their Penn organic matter in my food. A quick DNA scam will show who the perpetrator is and I shall dish out justice

Hmmm you can have her. If you are the sort of male with whom she partakes then I wish to consort with her no longer

Ha you obviously do not know with whom you are meddling with fool and for that I shall not rearrange your face but be earned I shall be so forthcoming next time


Ha I am an established genius I have no need for a tawdry jo... What do you mean I haven't got a doctorate!

*dies of apoplexy*

Scores the midget

Creates ablurble macguffin machine to defeat hulk

Or

He sacrifices every single one off his minions

Doom?

jitay
Yup

Tried to make him sound like a low rent Dr Doom

Bouboumaster
Originally posted by jitay
What did you say you blithering fool

Hmmm that woman has pleasing aesthetics

Ah proper Italian fare... What is this someone has the audacity to leave bits off their Penn organic matter in my food. A quick DNA scam will show who the perpetrator is and I shall dish out justice

Hmmm you can have her. If you are the sort of male with whom she partakes then I wish to consort with her no longer

Ha you obviously do not know with whom you are meddling with fool and for that I shall not rearrange your face but be earned I shall be so forthcoming next time


Ha I am an established genius I have no need for a tawdry jo... What do you mean I haven't got a doctorate!

*dies of apoplexy*

Scores the midget

Creates ablurble macguffin machine to defeat hulk

Or

He sacrifices every single one off his minions


Doom!


Ok, I got a new one.

1- Well, I am sorry. I'll just continue my course. Have a good day, sire.

2- He already got a wife, and don't bother with her, so, no chance he's going to knock that ass

3- Hum! I wonder whose hair is it. Is it mine? Let's examine it!

4- I am sorry, Namor, but this is my wife.

5- Don't start it: you don't wanna go there.

6- I'll just make a water powered car, and sells it to Ford, and then makes one for Toyota, and then create some new technologies for the NASA, and then...

7- He don't fail test. He creates them. And he's the only one with enough bright to succede them, with maybe, maybe only one exception.

8- He don't get horny. He's too busy.

9- He got his ass pwned, because he don't go all out against one of his friend! cool

wolverinos
Originally posted by Bouboumaster
Doom!


Ok, I got a new one.

1- Well, I am sorry. I'll just continue my course. Have a good day, sire.

2- He already got a wife, and don't bother with her, so, no chance he's going to knock that ass

3- Hum! I wonder whose hair is it. Is it mine? Let's examine it!

4- I am sorry, Namor, but this is my wife.

5- Don't start it: you don't wanna go there.

6- I'll just make a water powered car, and sells it to Ford, and then makes one for Toyota, and then create some new technologies for the NASA, and then...

7- He don't fail test. He creates them. And he's the only one with enough bright to succede them, with maybe, maybe only one exception.

8- He don't get horny. He's too busy.

9- He got his ass pwned, because he don't go all out against one of his friend! cool

its so obvious thats Rhino.
Lol just joking reed.

wolverinos
Originally posted by wolverinos
basically what the title said, how do you think your favorite hero would react in the next situations:

1.walking down the street suddenly someone says, what you looking at punk?

2.walking down the street, suddenly see a very attractive female...

3. going to a restaurant, order some expensive crap just to find a hair in it

4.dancing at the club with a girl suddenly her boyfriend appear and say: excuse me my friend but this is my girl

5.dancing at the club with a girl suddenly her boyfriend appear and say: M#$@@*#$@ thats my b%$@*

6.suddenly realize he needs some money and therefor he have to get a job.

7.find out he failed the math test

8.Horny as hell and see many women around dressed like Slu**

oh yeah and since its the VS forums
9. got to fight the HULK

alright lets try this.
1.i am trying to walk the path of peace, but you are forcing me to walk the path of pieces.

2.i ask for spiritual guidance to guide me thru this temptation.

3.and i thought only chinese takeaway had those.

4.i am very sorry honorable sir, but i think harmony and nature intended me to reproduce, therefor i would ask your apology while i breed this women.

5.wathaaa wooooo

6.opens a branch of chinese restaurants.

7.thats silly asians dont fail math tests.

8. must use chi to resist the slutty slutty creatures... must.... wachchaaa

9.honorable hulk, i am about to begin the ritual of fighting with you, may the GO..."splashed by hulk".

DarkSaint85
Originally posted by wolverinos
alright lets try this.
1.i am trying to walk the path of peace, but you are forcing me to walk the path of pieces.

2.i ask for spiritual guidance to guide me thru this temptation.

3.and i thought only chinese takeaway had those.

4.i am very sorry honorable sir, but i think harmony and nature intended me to reproduce, therefor i would ask your apology while i breed this women.

5.wathaaa wooooo

6.opens a branch of chinese restaurants.

7.thats silly asians dont fail math tests.

8. must use chi to resist the slutty slutty creatures... must.... wachchaaa

9.honorable hulk, i am about to begin the ritual of fighting with you, may the GO..."splashed by hulk".

....Wow.

SamZED
Mine.

1.walking down the street suddenly someone says, what you looking at punk?
Walks by, doesn't do anything, keeps internal monologue running.

2.walking down the street, suddenly see a very attractive female...
Smiles at her, walks by, doesn't say anything.

3. going to a restaurant, order some expensive crap just to find a hair in it
Politely call the waiter. Complains about his bad luck.

4.dancing at the club with a girl suddenly her boyfriend appear and say: excuse me my friend but this is my girl
Apologizes. Finds someone else to dance with.

5.dancing at the club with a girl suddenly her boyfriend appear and say: M#$@@*#$@ thats my b%$@*
Stands up for the girl.

6.suddenly realize he needs some money and therefor he have to get a job.
What else is knew.

7.find out he failed the math test
Impossible

8.Horny as hell and see many women around dressed like Slu**
Jawdrop

oh yeah and since its the VS forums
9. got to fight the HULK
leaves to prep for him


Same character, a more modern version.
1.walking down the street suddenly someone says, what you looking at punk?
Tosses him into a garbage container.

2.walking down the street, suddenly see a very attractive female...
Walks passed her.

3. going to a restaurant, order some expensive crap just to find a hair in it
Demands an apology and insults the waiter

4.dancing at the club with a girl suddenly her boyfriend appear and say: excuse me my friend but this is my girl
Starts a scene

5.dancing at the club with a girl suddenly her boyfriend appear and say: M#$@@*#$@ thats my b%$@*
Shoves his head into a toilet.

6.suddenly realize he needs some money and therefor he have to get a job.
Won't happen

7.find out he failed the math test
Impossible

8.Horny as hell and see many women around dressed like Slu**
Takes one and satisfies his needs

oh yeah and since its the VS forums
9. got to fight the HULK
Preps

wolverinos
Originally posted by SamZED
Mine.

1.walking down the street suddenly someone says, what you looking at punk?
Walks by, doesn't do anything, keeps internal monologue running.

2.walking down the street, suddenly see a very attractive female...
Smiles at her, walks by, doesn't say anything.

3. going to a restaurant, order some expensive crap just to find a hair in it
Politely call the waiter. Complains about his bad luck.

4.dancing at the club with a girl suddenly her boyfriend appear and say: excuse me my friend but this is my girl
Apologizes. Finds someone else to dance with.

5.dancing at the club with a girl suddenly her boyfriend appear and say: M#$@@*#$@ thats my b%$@*
Stands up for the girl.

6.suddenly realize he needs some money and therefor he have to get a job.
What else is knew.

7.find out he failed the math test
Impossible

8.Horny as hell and see many women around dressed like Slu**
Jawdrop

oh yeah and since its the VS forums
9. got to fight the HULK
leaves to prep for him


Same character, a more modern version.
1.walking down the street suddenly someone says, what you looking at punk?
Tosses him into a garbage container.

2.walking down the street, suddenly see a very attractive female...
Walks passed her.

3. going to a restaurant, order some expensive crap just to find a hair in it
Demands an apology and insults the waiter

4.dancing at the club with a girl suddenly her boyfriend appear and say: excuse me my friend but this is my girl
Starts a scene

5.dancing at the club with a girl suddenly her boyfriend appear and say: M#$@@*#$@ thats my b%$@*
Shoves his head into a toilet.

6.suddenly realize he needs some money and therefor he have to get a job.
Won't happen

7.find out he failed the math test
Impossible

8.Horny as hell and see many women around dressed like Slu**
Takes one and satisfies his needs

oh yeah and since its the VS forums
9. got to fight the HULK
Preps

Lol if i didnt know your favorite is spider man i probably wouldnt guess.
on the other hand the newer version gives a good imply about that.

janus77
1.walking down the street suddenly someone says, what you looking at punk?
Atomise them.

2.walking down the street, suddenly see a very attractive female...
Accept her proposition to have sex at a nice hotel.

3. going to a restaurant, order some expensive crap just to find a hair in it
use the hair to create a clone of the person who it belonged to, then atomise them.

4.dancing at the club with a girl suddenly her boyfriend appear and say: excuse me my friend but this is my girl
give him a pussy and atomise all his clothes so everyone can see.

5.dancing at the club with a girl suddenly her boyfriend appear and say: M#$@@*#$@ thats my b%$@*
turn him into a toaster. then seduce Sue Storm and go back to her late husband's place for sex.

6.suddenly realize he needs some money and therefor he have to get a job.
just as suddenly realises that he can manipulate matter and makes a few tonnes of gold that he takes to the bank.

7.find out he failed the math test
realise something isn't adding up, so rewrites the laws of the universe until his sums do make sense.

8.Horny as hell and see many women around dressed like Slu**
make sure his pack of condoms are not perforated...

oh yeah and since its the VS forums
9. got to fight the HULK
not much of a fight, when he's a toaster, but what the hell, slap a few slices of bread in him and let him fume.

SamZED
Originally posted by wolverinos
Lol if i didnt know your favorite is spider man i probably wouldnt guess.
on the other hand the newer version gives a good imply about that. Heh big grin

wolverinos
Originally posted by janus77
1.walking down the street suddenly someone says, what you looking at punk?
Atomise them.

2.walking down the street, suddenly see a very attractive female...
Accept her proposition to have sex at a nice hotel.

3. going to a restaurant, order some expensive crap just to find a hair in it
use the hair to create a clone of the person who it belonged to, then atomise them.

4.dancing at the club with a girl suddenly her boyfriend appear and say: excuse me my friend but this is my girl
give him a pussy and atomise all his clothes so everyone can see.

5.dancing at the club with a girl suddenly her boyfriend appear and say: M#$@@*#$@ thats my b%$@*
turn him into a toaster. then seduce Sue Storm and go back to her late husband's place for sex.

6.suddenly realize he needs some money and therefor he have to get a job.
just as suddenly realises that he can manipulate matter and makes a few tonnes of gold that he takes to the bank.

7.find out he failed the math test
realise something isn't adding up, so rewrites the laws of the universe until his sums do make sense.

8.Horny as hell and see many women around dressed like Slu**
make sure his pack of condoms are not perforated...

oh yeah and since its the VS forums
9. got to fight the HULK
not much of a fight, when he's a toaster, but what the hell, slap a few slices of bread in him and let him fume.

sentry?

JayDaDon
Originally posted by wolverinos
basically what the title said, how do you think your favorite hero would react in the next situations:

1.walking down the street suddenly someone says, what you looking at punk?

2.walking down the street, suddenly see a very attractive female...

3. going to a restaurant, order some expensive crap just to find a hair in it

4.dancing at the club with a girl suddenly her boyfriend appear and say: excuse me my friend but this is my girl

5.dancing at the club with a girl suddenly her boyfriend appear and say: M#$@@*#$@ thats my b%$@*

6.suddenly realize he needs some money and therefor he have to get a job.

7.find out he failed the math test

8.Horny as hell and see many women around dressed like Slu**

oh yeah and since its the VS forums
9. got to fight the HULK

1. He responds with a snort of disappointed derision, knowing a coward when he sees one.

2. He tells her about the time he made Namor and Thor move the phuck out of his way and beds her that night.

3. Politely tells the waiter.

4. He tells the gentleman, "Oh sorry friend, she didn't get around to mentioning you."

5. He tells the gentleman to watch his language lest he wants a sonning.

6. He writes a book about his life.

7. He studies even harder the second time around and aces it?

8. He...I dunno remembers when ladies wore 5 layers of clothing and secretly prefers the way things are now.

9. Final Justice smokin'

wolverinos
Originally posted by JayDaDon
1. He responds with a snort of disappointed derision, knowing a coward when he sees one.

2. He tells her about the time he made Namor and Thor move the phuck out of his way and beds her that night.

3. Politely tells the waiter.

4. He tells the gentleman, "Oh sorry friend, she didn't get around to mentioning you."

5. He tells the gentleman to watch his language lest he wants a sonning.

6. He writes a book about his life.

7. He studies even harder the second time around and aces it?

8. He...I dunno remembers when ladies wore 5 layers of clothing and secretly prefers the way things are now.

9. Final Justice smokin'

you know cap very well nice.

bluewaterrider
Originally posted by wolverinos
basically what the title said, how do you think your favorite hero would react in the next situations:

1.walking down the street suddenly someone says, what you looking at punk?

2.walking down the street, suddenly see a very attractive female...

3. going to a restaurant, order some expensive crap just to find a hair in it

4.dancing at the club with a girl suddenly her boyfriend appear and say: excuse me my friend but this is my girl

5.dancing at the club with a girl suddenly her boyfriend appear and say: M#$@@*#$@ thats my b%$@*

6.suddenly realize he needs some money and therefor he have to get a job.

7.find out he failed the math test

8.Horny as hell and see many women around dressed like Slu**

oh yeah and since its the VS forums
9. got to fight the HULK

1. Ignores

2. Ignores

3. Walks out after futilely arguing with waiter. Unless regular dinner companion is dining with. Then meal is complementary.

4. Says "Sorry, I didn't know ..." (etcetera)

5. "Pal, you need to back off, you don't own anybody"

6. Loads camera with film and begins patrolling the city ...

7. Goes to see Professor about grade. If grade is unsalvageable, retakes class in a future semester. Seeks tutoring if problem wasn't merely falling asleep during test period. Doesn't usually fail tests, though.

8. Ignores. Far better is waiting at home.

9. Sighs and thinks of the bruises that must be endured before the night is through. Wonders how much property damage will be done THIS time.
Thinks of how to lure opponent to the most abandoned sections of the area. Possibly looks around for a cement mixer ...

wolverinos
Originally posted by bluewaterrider
1. Ignores

2. Ignores

3. Walks out after futilely arguing with waiter. Unless regular dinner companion is dining with. Then meal is complementary.

4. Says "Sorry, I didn't know ..." (etcetera)

5. "Pal, you need to back off, you don't own anybody"

6. Loads camera with film and begins patrolling the city ...

7. Goes to see Professor about grade. If grade is unsalvageable, retakes class in a future semester. Seeks tutoring if problem wasn't merely falling asleep during test period. Doesn't usually fail tests, though.

8. Ignores. Far better is waiting at home.

9. Sighs and thinks of the bruises that must be endured before the night is through. Wonders how much property damage will be done THIS time.
Thinks of how to lure opponent to the most abandoned sections of the area. Possibly looks around for a cement mixer ...

spidy?

Mindship
Hey, the OP didn't say guess the character. Alright. Do-over.
1 - walking down the street suddenly someone says, what you looking at punk?
2 - walking down the street, suddenly see a very attractive female...
3 - going to a restaurant, order some expensive crap just to find a hair in it
4 - dancing at the club with a girl suddenly her boyfriend appear and say: excuse me my friend but this is my girl
5 - dancing at the club with a girl suddenly her boyfriend appear and say: M#$@@*#$@ thats my b%$@*
6 - suddenly realize he needs some money and therefor he have to get a job.
7 - find out he failed the math test
8 - Horny as hell and see many women around dressed like Slu**
oh yeah and since its the VS forums
9 - got to fight the HULK
1 - Monologues/Laments about man's tendency toward violence.
2 - M/L about everyone thinking he has no penis.
3 - M/L about man's pursuit of profit above all else.
4 - Apologizes. M/L about how he doesn't really dance, just does surfing poses.
5 - Apologizes. Then does #1.
6 - Goes into construction. Wants to know what it's like to be human, using muscles to build things. Maybe bartends.
7 - Monologues/Laments about how humans know nothing of the true mathematical beauty of the universe...'cept for Reed and Doom.
8 - Turns one into a Shalla B lookalike. Afterwards, monologues/laments about a) how he caved to his animal urges, using power cosmic for selfish purposes; or b) M/Ls about his destiny to be alone as he wanders the stars.
9 - Lets himself get knocked around, trying not to hurt Hulk. Ie, the usual.

cool

janus77
Originally posted by wolverinos
sentry?
Makes sense you're a Wolverine fan!
sad

wolverinos
Originally posted by Mindship
Hey, the OP didn't say guess the character. Alright. Do-over.

1 - Monologues/Laments about man's tendency toward violence.
2 - M/L about everyone thinking he has no penis.
3 - M/L about man's pursuit of profit above all else.
4 - Apologizes. M/L about how he doesn't really dance, just does surfing poses.
5 - Apologizes. Then does #1.
6 - Goes into construction. Wants to know what it's like to be human, using muscles to build things. Maybe bartends.
7 - Monologues/Laments about how humans know nothing of the true mathematical beauty of the universe...'cept for Reed and Doom.
8 - Turns one into a Shalla B lookalike. Afterwards, monologues/laments about a) how he caved to his animal urges, using power cosmic for selfish purposes; or b) M/Ls about his destiny to be alone as he wanders the stars.
9 - Lets himself get knocked around, trying not to hurt Hulk. Ie, the usual.

cool

also sentry fan? damn sentry got a lot of fans...

wolverinos
Originally posted by janus77
Makes sense you're a Wolverine fan!
sad

Lol not too much of his fan, he is my childhood hero when i thought a character that kicks ass is all i like. however later i started to love more characters like cyclops and superman and looked more for story.
thought wolverine does have a nice story and background... but he isnt what he used to be for me..

bluewaterrider
Originally posted by wolverinos
spidey?

thumb up

wolverinos
alright since no one guessed the previous one that was shang chi.
here is another:

1.dont go in there, you do not want to meet me in court.
2.walks by, focusing more on her smell than the way she looks.
3.Takes the owner to court.
4.says sorry i didnt "see".
5.states the guy should apologize to the girl but doesnt try to be a tough guy.
6.sue a lot of people.
7. cant do a math test unless its a special test.
8.attracted by the smell of their pheromones and raging hormones he uses his "special" state as an emotional leverage to bang.
9.avoids a lot but eventually ends up dead.

pym-ftw
Daredevil

jitay
Why did peeps think I was Doom

I was Spock
Tried to make him sound like a low rent Dr
Doom
So that's

Reed
Spock 2
Spidey 2
Surfer
Thor
Thanos
Cap
SBP
Daredevil
Deadpool
Pym
Shang
Sentry?

Reflassshh
he's not the hero but the villaine only because the plot demand it.
1: the man get his skull lucilled
2: he makes her his "wife"
3: he says a lot of rude stuff then smashes chef's head
4: irons his face
5: ^
6: doesn't need it, he's the leader of a community full of twisted survivors
7: he won't give a ****.
8: he pin-pongs his dick all over those bitches.
9: hulk becomes a wife(?)

anyone who follow The walking dead will know what i'm talking about laughing

StiltmanFTW
Negan, of course big grin

Reflassshh
Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Negan, of course big grin
you've got it! big grin

Ambient
1.walking down the street suddenly someone says, what you looking at punk?

http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa312/RRoldz/th_image-2.jpg

2.walking down the street, suddenly see a very attractive female...

http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa312/RRoldz/th_image-2.jpg

3. going to a restaurant, order some expensive crap just to find a hair in it

http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa312/RRoldz/th_image-2.jpg

4.dancing at the club with a girl suddenly her boyfriend appear and say: excuse me my friend but this is my girl

http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa312/RRoldz/image-4.jpg

5.dancing at the club with a girl suddenly her boyfriend appear and say: M#$@@*#$@ thats my b%$@*

http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa312/RRoldz/image-5.jpg

6.suddenly realize he needs some money and therefor he have to get a job.

http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa312/RRoldz/image-4.jpg

7.find out he failed the math test

http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa312/RRoldz/image-3.jpg

8.Horny as hell and see many women around dressed like Slu**

http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa312/RRoldz/th_image-6.jpg

bluewaterrider
Originally posted by Ambient
1.walking down the street suddenly someone says, what you looking at punk?

http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa312/RRoldz/th_image-2.jpg

2.walking down the street, suddenly see a very attractive female...

http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa312/RRoldz/th_image-2.jpg

3. going to a restaurant, order some expensive crap just to find a hair in it

http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa312/RRoldz/th_image-2.jpg

4.dancing at the club with a girl suddenly her boyfriend appear and say: excuse me my friend but this is my girl

http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa312/RRoldz/image-4.jpg

5.dancing at the club with a girl suddenly her boyfriend appear and say: M#$@@*#$@ thats my b%$@*

http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa312/RRoldz/image-5.jpg

6.suddenly realize he needs some money and therefor he have to get a job.

http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa312/RRoldz/image-4.jpg

7.find out he failed the math test

http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa312/RRoldz/image-3.jpg

8.Horny as hell and see many women around dressed like Slu**

http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa312/RRoldz/th_image-6.jpg



confused

J. Jonah Jameson?

abhilegend
Originally posted by Ambient
1.walking down the street suddenly someone says, what you looking at punk?

http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa312/RRoldz/th_image-2.jpg

2.walking down the street, suddenly see a very attractive female...

http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa312/RRoldz/th_image-2.jpg

3. going to a restaurant, order some expensive crap just to find a hair in it

http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa312/RRoldz/th_image-2.jpg

4.dancing at the club with a girl suddenly her boyfriend appear and say: excuse me my friend but this is my girl

http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa312/RRoldz/image-4.jpg

5.dancing at the club with a girl suddenly her boyfriend appear and say: M#$@@*#$@ thats my b%$@*

http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa312/RRoldz/image-5.jpg

6.suddenly realize he needs some money and therefor he have to get a job.

http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa312/RRoldz/image-4.jpg

7.find out he failed the math test

http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa312/RRoldz/image-3.jpg

8.Horny as hell and see many women around dressed like Slu**

http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa312/RRoldz/th_image-6.jpg
crylaugh

SevenShackles
1.walking down the street suddenly someone says, what you looking at punk?
Stare silently for a moment invoking fear, maybe wait for him to beg for mercy then Kill him

2.walking down the street, suddenly see a very attractive female...
Make magical skin suit out of her

3. going to a restaurant, order some expensive crap just to find a hair in it
Unforgivable as it is unacceptable, destroy them all.

4.dancing at the club with a girl suddenly her boyfriend appear and say: excuse me my friend but this is my girl
Rape his soul with magic

5.dancing at the club with a girl suddenly her boyfriend appear and say: M#$@@*#$@ thats my b%$@*
Rape both of their souls with magic

6.suddenly realize he needs some money and therefor he have to get a job.
Would allow the peons around him the honor of funding his needs by draining their life savings using a device crafted by his unmatched intellect

7.find out he failed the math test
He does not fail.

8.Horny as hell and see many women around dressed like Slu**
won't touch such lowly creatures.. Goes back in time and bangs Morgan Le Fey

oh yeah and since its the VS forums
9. got to fight the HULK
Shows overall superiority.. Drains gamma, BFR, rape magic ect ect and if all else fails its okay because it's just a robot..he is still banging Morgan Le Fey.

DarkSaint85
Originally posted by jitay
Why did peeps think I was Doom

I was Spock
Tried to make him sound like a low rent Dr
Doom
So that's

Reed
Spock 2
Spidey 2
Surfer
Thor
Thanos
Cap
SBP
Daredevil
Deadpool
Pym
Shang
Sentry?

Heh, mine's still safe.

wolverinos
Originally posted by pym-ftw
Daredevil
yes smile

wolverinos
Originally posted by SevenShackles
1.walking down the street suddenly someone says, what you looking at punk?
Stare silently for a moment invoking fear, maybe wait for him to beg for mercy then Kill him

2.walking down the street, suddenly see a very attractive female...
Make magical skin suit out of her

3. going to a restaurant, order some expensive crap just to find a hair in it
Unforgivable as it is unacceptable, destroy them all.

4.dancing at the club with a girl suddenly her boyfriend appear and say: excuse me my friend but this is my girl
Rape his soul with magic

5.dancing at the club with a girl suddenly her boyfriend appear and say: M#$@@*#$@ thats my b%$@*
Rape both of their souls with magic

6.suddenly realize he needs some money and therefor he have to get a job.
Would allow the peons around him the honor of funding his needs by draining their life savings using a device crafted by his unmatched intellect

7.find out he failed the math test
He does not fail.

8.Horny as hell and see many women around dressed like Slu**
won't touch such lowly creatures.. Goes back in time and bangs Morgan Le Fey

oh yeah and since its the VS forums
9. got to fight the HULK
Shows overall superiority.. Drains gamma, BFR, rape magic ect ect and if all else fails its okay because it's just a robot..he is still banging Morgan Le Fey.

doom?

Martian_mind
Originally posted by DarkSaint85
Heh, mine's still safe.

Constantine?

DarkSaint85
Originally posted by Martian_mind
Constantine?

Go back to where you belong, greenie.

jitay
It does sound like a British mage

JayDaDon
Originally posted by Ambient
1.walking down the street suddenly someone says, what you looking at punk?

http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa312/RRoldz/th_image-2.jpg

2.walking down the street, suddenly see a very attractive female...

http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa312/RRoldz/th_image-2.jpg

3. going to a restaurant, order some expensive crap just to find a hair in it

http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa312/RRoldz/th_image-2.jpg

4.dancing at the club with a girl suddenly her boyfriend appear and say: excuse me my friend but this is my girl

http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa312/RRoldz/image-4.jpg

5.dancing at the club with a girl suddenly her boyfriend appear and say: M#$@@*#$@ thats my b%$@*

http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa312/RRoldz/image-5.jpg

6.suddenly realize he needs some money and therefor he have to get a job.

http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa312/RRoldz/image-4.jpg

7.find out he failed the math test

http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa312/RRoldz/image-3.jpg

8.Horny as hell and see many women around dressed like Slu**

http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa312/RRoldz/th_image-6.jpg

laughcry Don't think were gonna get a better Surfer one than this

Wonder Man
Wonder Man would get trapped on number 8 and have fun.

JayDaDon
Number 9 could go something like this

http://i578.photobucket.com/albums/ss225/OdinBorson/WonderMan3.jpg

evil face

Flyattractor
1.walking down the street suddenly someone says, what you looking at punk?
Gouges the guys eyes out and shoves down his thorat.
2.walking down the street, suddenly see a very attractive female...
*Gets heavy with the very insensitive sexual innuendo and then grabs her boobs and or butt
3. going to a restaurant, order some expensive crap just to find a hair in it
Goes into the kitchen and makes the waiter and chief eat their own entrails.
4.dancing at the club with a girl suddenly her boyfriend appear and say: excuse me my friend but this is my girl
KIcks him in the crotch so hard his spine shoots out the top of his head
5.dancing at the club with a girl suddenly her boyfriend appear and say: M#$@@*#$@ thats my b%$@*
Same as aboce but sets the guy on fire first.
6.suddenly realize he needs some money and therefor he have to get a job.
Finds the nearest bounty hunter office/Kills someone
7.find out he failed the math test Kills the teacher by ripping off teachers limbs while counting them

8.Horny as hell and see many women around dressed like Slu**
See answer to question 2.


9. got to fight the HULK
Shows the Big Green Bean what it means to get really mad,and uses the Hulk Skull as a beer mug.

jitay
Either Deadpool or Lobo

LeonBuco666
Just because of how illogical that all was, fly, Lobo?

Flyattractor
Well Duh!

LeonBuco666
Originally posted by wolverinos


1.walking down the street suddenly someone says, what you looking at punk? Gives his words tangibility then chokes him to death with them, while cracking jokes out and laughing more than he should be.

2.walking down the street, suddenly see a very attractive female...
wolf whistles.....his eyes bulge, his heart pumps very very very very heavily. And then dances with her to some salsa almost immediately

3. going to a restaurant, order some expensive crap just to find a hair in it Turns the hair into a stick of dynamite, fuses it back into the chefs head and throws him into the street while ordering another meal and demanding a refund, and telling innocent bystanders jokes.

4.dancing at the club with a girl suddenly her boyfriend appear and say: excuse me my friend but this is my girl "oh" and then beats him to death

5.dancing at the club with a girl suddenly her boyfriend appear and say: M#$@@*#$@ thats my b%$@* well how about we have a threesome? Turns dude into a condom and ****s him, while ****ing his girl, while cracking jokes

6.suddenly realize he needs some money and therefor he have to get a job. ROBS A BANK.....AGAIN.

7.find out he failed the math test kills his teacher for failing him, then eats him whole to soend the rest of his days inside his belly with a monster

8.Horny as hell and see many women around dressed like Slu** goes on a crazy ****ing/killing rampage killing bitches with his dick , while cracking jokes

oh yeah and since its the VS forums
9. got to fight the HULK turns him into farting putty

Uriel005
Originally posted by wolverinos
basically what the title said, how do you think your favorite hero would react in the next situations:

1.walking down the street suddenly someone says, what you looking at punk?

2.walking down the street, suddenly see a very attractive female...

3. going to a restaurant, order some expensive crap just to find a hair in it

4.dancing at the club with a girl suddenly her boyfriend appear and say: excuse me my friend but this is my girl

5.dancing at the club with a girl suddenly her boyfriend appear and say: M#$@@*#$@ thats my b%$@*

6.suddenly realize he needs some money and therefor he have to get a job.

7.find out he failed the math test

8.Horny as hell and see many women around dressed like Slu**

oh yeah and since its the VS forums
9. got to fight the HULK

More of who I'd have the most fun with this

1) Murder Him rip out his spine to use for a penis
2) RAPE TIME
3) Everyone gets beaten into a bloody pulped mess
4) Rape her with his spine
5) Same as above but make sure he's alive to watch and know just who owns the b%$@*
6) Laugh I'm a realk phuckin hero
7) Same as above
8)Mentally flip a coin. Bloody Pulp them / Rape them
9) The Hulk dies and thus ends the run.


http://fourthage.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/no-hero-6.png

Flyattractor
....^ is a hero chat poster?

wolverinos
Originally posted by Flyattractor
1.walking down the street suddenly someone says, what you looking at punk?
Gouges the guys eyes out and shoves down his thorat.
2.walking down the street, suddenly see a very attractive female...
*Gets heavy with the very insensitive sexual innuendo and then grabs her boobs and or butt
3. going to a restaurant, order some expensive crap just to find a hair in it
Goes into the kitchen and makes the waiter and chief eat their own entrails.
4.dancing at the club with a girl suddenly her boyfriend appear and say: excuse me my friend but this is my girl
KIcks him in the crotch so hard his spine shoots out the top of his head
5.dancing at the club with a girl suddenly her boyfriend appear and say: M#$@@*#$@ thats my b%$@*
Same as aboce but sets the guy on fire first.
6.suddenly realize he needs some money and therefor he have to get a job.
Finds the nearest bounty hunter office/Kills someone
7.find out he failed the math test Kills the teacher by ripping off teachers limbs while counting them

8.Horny as hell and see many women around dressed like Slu**
See answer to question 2.


9. got to fight the HULK
Shows the Big Green Bean what it means to get really mad,and uses the Hulk Skull as a beer mug.

Lobo no doubt.

wolverinos
Originally posted by LeonBuco666


The Mask?

Uriel005
Originally posted by Flyattractor
....^ is a hero chat poster? nope

SevenShackles
Originally posted by wolverinos
doom?
Indeed

iscaremonkeys
Originally posted by wolverinos
basically what the title said, how do you think your favorite hero would react in the next situations:

1.walking down the street suddenly someone says, what you looking at punk?

2.walking down the street, suddenly see a very attractive female...

3. going to a restaurant, order some expensive crap just to find a hair in it

4.dancing at the club with a girl suddenly her boyfriend appear and say: excuse me my friend but this is my girl

5.dancing at the club with a girl suddenly her boyfriend appear and say: M#$@@*#$@ thats my b%$@*

6.suddenly realize he needs some money and therefor he have to get a job.

7.find out he failed the math test

8.Horny as hell and see many women around dressed like Slu**

oh yeah and since its the VS forums
9. got to fight the HULK
spider man

1. YOUR MOM!
2. he goes home to a better looking woman
3. gets upset dosent pursue
4.oh really? because
http://narwhaler.com/original/of/t/my-******-detector-is-off-the-charts-spiderman-OftRaP.jpg
5 same as 4
6 works at daily bugle....sadly
7.NOOOOOOOOOOOo being spiderman is cutting into my work
8 swings to mary jane or gwen stacy and FK their brain out because they dont have Herpes
9.http://static.comicvine.com/uploads/original/7/70123/2555199-1403365_hulk_vs_spiderman_20_super.jpeg
http://www.wolfgnards.com/media/blogs/photos/miscellaneous/spider-man-hulk.jpg
http://i283.photobucket.com/albums/kk293/BattlethreadJok/20ccf1ee_ga.jpg hes got it covered

LeonBuco666
Yeah the mask didnt think anyone would get it not many people on here read the mask comics, lol was it the bank robbery bit that gave it away or are you just that good lol

wolverinos
Originally posted by LeonBuco666
Yeah the mask didnt think anyone would get it not many people on here read the mask comics, lol was it the bank robbery bit that gave it away or are you just that good lol

actually all together while reading it i thought who can have such powers and be so wacked, also the part with the wolf and the bank smile

LeonBuco666
http://c3.likes-media.com/img/12de80653650abd8340d497877189af4.600x

thats that shit

Martian_mind
Originally posted by DarkSaint85
Go back to where you belong, greenie.

Taking that as a yes.

DarkSaint85
Originally posted by Martian_mind
Taking that as a yes.

Yes sad

Martian_mind
Originally posted by DarkSaint85
Yes sad

Don't feel bad. It's probably the best display of taste so far.

DarkSaint85
Originally posted by Martian_mind
Don't feel bad. It's probably the best display of taste so far.

It's a lot more polarised than I thought. The 90s must've been heaven for some of the guys here. So Xtreme.

Bouboumaster

bluewaterrider

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