Jaden Korr vs Yoda/Sidious

Text-only Version: Click HERE to see this thread with all of the graphics, features, and links.



UltimateAnomaly
Jaden vs Yoda (ROTS Yoda)

+ Jaden vs Sidious (DE Sids)

Wondering how you see this going Allankles?

Can 'OMG JADEN IS AMAZING' beat either one of these two?

cool cool cool

DarthAnt66
Jaden is a non factor.
Sidious (DE) vs Yoda (ROTS)?

Sidious wins...

UltimateAnomaly
If that was the name of the thread, then that'd be great. But I want to see if Allankles thinks Jaden has literally any chance against either of them. Because I find it absolutely hilarious.

DarthAnt66
Ooo I thought it was Yoda and Korr vs Sidious and Korr...lol :/ Well this Yoda/Sidious wins without moving, literally.

UltimateAnomaly
Full prep on either side.

Allankles
Eeh! A question does Sidious beat Kit Fisto without standing? No...
Then how would he beat a more gifted Jedi Master without standing.
So, before I say anything, you people need to start learning to separate the warriors in this dance, from the pure sorcerers.
And know that there is a difference and that difference can be bridged in a no. of ways. Which is why scenario is important.
Believe or not, Palps wouldn't want to face a guy like this.

UltimateAnomaly
Originally posted by Allankles
Eeh! A question does Sidious beat Kit Fisto without standing? No...
Then how would he beat a more gifted Jedi Master without standing.
So, before I say anything, you people need to start learning to separate the warriors in this dance, from the pure sorcerers.
And know that there is a difference and that difference can be bridged in a no. of ways. Which is why scenario is important.
Believe or not, Palps wouldn't want to face a guy like this.

I'm sorry, Sidious beats Jaden.

Nephthys
Did we really need a thread?

Sidious shits in Korrs mouth then telepathically forces him to like it.

Allankles
For one Jaden is also a powerhouse in the force, so he's not anybody that Palps can turn into a ragdoll with any certainty.
Second, a gifted practitioner of the Jedi arts.
Third, brave, perhaps too brave some times.
Fourth, more cunning than a den of foxes in a fight.
Fifth, he likes blasters and techy in a fight and doesn't mind shooting Sith or others in the face if he has to.
Sixth, he likes fighting and practices daily.
Seven, he is a devotee of the theory of the Living Force, which means he believes destiny is self-fulfilled, not fated.
Eight, he's got that ultimate bastich persona that can never be shaken.

UltimateAnomaly
Originally posted by Allankles
For one Jaden is also a powerhouse in the force, so he's not anybody that Palps can turn into a ragdoll with any certainty.
Second, a gifted practitioner of the Jedi arts.
Third, brave, perhaps too brave some times.
Fourth, more cunning than a den of foxes in a fight.
Fifth, he likes blasters and techy in a fight and doesn't mind shooting Sith or others in the face if he has to.
Sixth, he likes fighting and practices daily.
Seven, he is a devotee of the theory of the Living Force, which means he believes destiny is self-fulfilled, not fated.
Eight, he's got that ultimate bastich persona that can never be shaken.

And yet he still gets raped.

Allankles
Uuh! bUT, NO thanks...
Kor is also in better shape, and would still give ur dude a whoopin
even if he didn't have the force. - Boba Fett says so!

Nephthys
Man, it must have been so embarrassing for Fett when 14 year old Jaden beat him. erm

Allankles
Actually, Boba was glad! Any older and it would have been embarrassing. Better to meet him as a junior Jedi.

UltimateAnomaly
Jaden loses to Sidious. Easily.

Allankles
Eaasilllyyy! Let's get married toddday! -Red Hot Chilli Papers.

A rolling stone gathers no moss - human saying.

Palps was not in my league - Ataru Champion and Shockboxing prodigy Jaden Kor after his sensational KO win over Palpatine Aka Palps - former galactic emperor of this shindig. Back to you Moss - Holonet Reporter!

UltimateAnomaly
And here's where you act like a child and can't constructively say WHY and HOW Jaden could win, even though he cant.

Allankles
He wins cause he's a more gifted guy - in the physical arts of this here Jedi arts shindig. Talent man, talenT! Do you know what that is? Talent! Dude is T.A.L.E.N.T.E.D as far this Jedi Zen Master dealy is concerned.

He showed you at 14 but you said he was too young, not his fault that he was the main man that time.

UltimateAnomaly
... No. Sidious is the strongest Sith to ever live. This is him in his strongest incarnation.

He outdoes Jaden in lightsabers AND Force power.

Allankles
But not in skill or martial prowess, unless you want to tell me that Kor is not the Mike Tyson of the Jedi's heavyweights, youngest man ever to do it - become champine of the galaxy, I must be the greatest! - Ali

UltimateAnomaly
Sidious is better with a saber than he is.

Sidious is better with the Force than he is.

If you're not going to be serious, just leave the thread.

Allankles
Again, you want to dismiss to suit.
Youngest bastich ever to do it - Kor
And I'll do it again if I have to, on whomever I have to, for the kids!
For the moms and dads watching at home and asking...where is the good?
Where is the humanity? When will the ataru champ and former rookie of the year step up and handle biz?

UltimateAnomaly
No, I'm dismissing your stupidity and lack of being funny.

roll eyes (sarcastic)

Allankles
U know u love it - Anonymous shockboxing fan.

Stealth Moose
I think Allankes there is either drunk or trolling.

XSUPREMEXSKILLZ
Words cannot describe how easily Sidious/Yoda would win.

JediMaster97
Yoda and Sidious would win by looking at him.

Allankles
Not if he wears his tawny lenses.
I can't believe I fell for the tawny counter - Sidious

Nephthys
Shamefur disway!

UltimateAnomaly
SHAMEFUR DISPRAY!

Jmanghan
Allankles is funny, lmao.

Text-only Version: Click HERE to see this thread with all of the graphics, features, and links.