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I have had it with Mr. Primadonna Ush getting all the attention around here.

It's high time the fabulous Tex got some much deserved buzz!!!

Seeing as you all are probably busy admiring my fabulous Björk siggie and avatar, You are all forgiven for not starting this thread sooner.

So let the praise commence

CLOSING...

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7 Compliments. Thank you Corran, that was very sweet of you! But I'm not worthy!! Oh who am I kidding, yes I am!!!

It won't hurt to massage your ego a little bit Tex, here goes: -

All hail Texxy, admire him in all his southern glory. Woop-de-doo.

Pfft, that's the best you can come up with?
We are not impressed.

Maybe I'd be a bit more enthusiastic if I had my own thread too.

No, we dont need another attention grabbing diva around here! Our hands are full with Mr. Perfect Ush!

You need to come and get drunk with us Tex, then when we're drunk we'll all tell you how much we love you and that you are are bestest friend.

Yup, a lovely side effect of beer.

awww poor tex felt left out.....

No thanks to you julie, I have to get to class now, by the time I get back I expect there to be 100 replies in this thread!



That Mr. Know-it-all Ush thinks he can have 2 praise threds, I'll show him!!!

Even Texes need love. Go man Go!

He gets more than enough self-loving.

That's self-abuse Mech.

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I'm sure this will be 100 posts by the time you get back Tex, not necessarily good ones.

Ush is a great guy and deserves all the praise he gets!

....aw crap!...sorry...meant Tex

Uh...is he back yet?

no one likes you tex.

aw heck tex i get the point your making and i completely agree with you, so to go along with the sarcastic thread you got going, smooch smooch (sound of others kissing your butt!!!)

I think Tex's jealousy has gotten the best of him...

Who said nobody liked him? We just don't like Bjork, but we like him.

we would have to ask tex, but i dont think that was the point he was trying to make. i doubt it is jelousy, just making a point.

He would say Bjork's latest song made him do it. Not that I mind...

Bjork's singing voice is okay, but sometimes it can be a little odd. Especially because Tex is obsessed. I don't mind that either, btw.

Björk's singing voice just OK???

Björk is a angelic genius with a sexy voice that can be as soft as a feather or as harsh and loud as BF trying to fit into his pants

Has anyone noticed that Ush has not even posted in my magnificent thread? How rude! Typical outrageous diva behaviour!

Someone has awakened the beast I think! I happen to think Bjork has a unique singing style.

I always knew you were smart GS

unique doesnt always equal good.

You were never good with math

and bjork was obviously never good at singing.

Björk was the first pop artist in history to be invited to perfom at the Royal Opera House in London.

You cant say that!

I love your new avatar!! Is that your infamous BJ picture?

yes, its cool isnt it?

So thats how she looked like when she finished eh? WOW!

hahhahaha. the ugly truth.

Would you be happy if I said her singing was great?

what singing?

Only 34 posts. you don't have many friends do you Tex?

time to close this one

Possibily...especially when its got a controversial title!

Closing this thread will result in rampaging riots among the masses!

he should have just called it STexy.

I dont get it.

Merge Sexy and Tex, dah.

Horrible! Never go into advertising

I quite liked it s(TEX)y, in fact this is how I will address you from hereonin.

Thus acknowledging my sexiness.

Procedd.

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You want a thread aswell, mah?

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I believe that is Norwegian for "Tex is gorgeous"!

Thus acknowledging what a sad, pathetic attention seeking Diva you really are.

Diva is pretty much accurate.

Please, the only divas around here are Raz, Mah and mega diva Ush!

Diva doesn't really go with my image.

Typical diva denial!

I don't want a thread no..just hummed the song called "tex is a big phat diva queen". very groovy tune, you should check it out!

Everyone knows Mah is the official Floro Queen of the divas! He makes J.Lo and Madonna look like Polyannas!

haha, you're looking in the mirror, whitney

Why is Tex suddenly obsessed with Divas?

He's in that River in Egypt.

he is one..

Yeah, I'd like to know too.....

Spill your guts then.

Isn't Björk cute in this little picture?
http://www.etoile-polaire.com/bjork/pictures/magz/vibrations/vibrations-03-s.jpg

Nope, ugly as ever.

Someone has a crush on her!!!!!

I bet its some queen from Texas...

Well!!! How unnecessary!!!
Hmph!

I bet that's how you look like in your driver liscense photo

hehehehehe
http://www.etoile-polaire.com/bjork/pictures/magz/vibrations/vibrations-03-s.jpg

she looks like she has dressed up for a part in CATS

Hey I have a unique appreciation for different singing styles.

And she is far better than listening to Celine Dion and Mariah Carey I tell you that!

well you just listed up some other hags so

Like I said! And let us not forget britney and all the other flavors-of-the-month. Thank the Maker more rock-oriented bands are coming out of the woodworks now!

or real talented musicians

Yes I agree there are more talented musicians and bands coming out now!

Shouldn't this thread be shut for bad taste....

That's for a mod to decide.

Ahhhhh, so many fond memories. NOT!!!

Don't know what you're on about. Care to elaborate Catch 22?

Nah, just bein' a dummy. But the answer you seek is in another thread.

riddle me this

Oh no, not a chance, you won't find me running around in green spandex!!!!

no but in a red one since that is your fav colour

It is??? I can't imagine I ever said that, it's probably one of my least favourite colours.

Yeah Finti, you M!ssundaztood

His fav color is Pink

Pink Floyd

Are we all now agreed that Tex is sexy?

Yes, good.

Can I close it now before he posts anymore Bjork pics?

yes, quickly do so.

But its not off topic. Quick somebody talk about something else...quick!

Isn't the weather changeable today.

What a pathetic attempt to close this fabulous thread!

Shame on you jealous unsexy people

I am the sexiest man on these boards but I do not go about telling everyone, oh wait I just did. But I at least I do not have jealous rages where I open up a thread about how sexy I am to compensate for the lack of attention I am getting whilst other members have had threads opened about them, but not by themselves.

I think this should stay open so we can see how pathetically jealous Tex is of the wonderful Ush. All hail Ush.

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How about starting 'The official Ush Fan Club'?

Hey look, Tex might be right with the title of this, he looks sooo Sexy when he's angry.

I look sexy at all times..........

.....Awh hell I'm bored of this thread, close it.

Most were bored by the first post