Batman vs Bruce Lee

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Jmanghan
(Arguably) The Greatest Martial Artist in the DC Universe vs (Arguably) The Greatest Martial Artist that ever lived.

No Batsuit, No Gadgets, just pure H2H combat.

Both men are wearing MMA Gear

Who takes this?

Boss16
Batman he breaks trees with kicks and breaks cinderblocks with his hands with ease. Dude even batkicked galactus in the face.

COG Veteran
You sure he kicked him in the face? Cuz galactus belongs to Marvel and Batman belongs to DC. Unless I'm missing a crossover.

Boss16
Yeah it is a crossover I can post it if you like

COG Veteran
That would be interesting to see.

Boss16
Here ya go its kind of small though ill look for a bigger pic

COG Veteran
Lol, much appreciated.

Boss16
Your Welcome

ScreamPaste
1. LolNemeBro
2. Batman crushes.

Tzeentch
Yes.

Yeeeesssss. haermm

Bruce Lee solos.

Utrigita
Originally posted by ScreamPaste
2. Batman crushes.

thumb up

NemeBro
no expression

http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130131203143/glee/images/f/f4/Angry_hades.gif

Batman wins.

ScreamPaste
Originally posted by NemeBro
no expression

http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130131203143/glee/images/f/f4/Angry_hades.gif

Batman wins.
http://i.imgur.com/gbCNtwK.png
PROVE IT, PLEB!

Stealth Moose
Bruce Lee wins.

http://www.mvpmeme.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/bruce_lee.jpg

Jmanghan
Originally posted by Stealth Moose
Bruce Lee wins.

http://www.mvpmeme.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/bruce_lee.jpg Bruce Lee knows 2 Martial Arts while Batman knows 127. He also isn't as constricted with his outfit and belt full of gadgets. Plus, he isn't as fast as Lee, but he certainly is close, on top of that, Batman has BENCHED 1000lbs, making him much more powerful then Bruce Lee could even dream of being.

NemeBro
Bruce is much faster than Lee.

Utrigita
Originally posted by Jmanghan
Plus, he isn't as fast as Lee

hysterical

Sacred 117
Batman punched bullets out of air, IIRC.

BruceSkywalker
The Bat stomps

Utrigita
Originally posted by Sacred 117
Batman punched bullets out of air, IIRC.

If we use the version from the animated movies, Batman dodged around a fired bullet. Show me Bruce Lee doing anything similar, and I'll be nothing less but extremely impressed.

Q99
Fun Fact: Bruce Lee was in the Batman series Green Hornet crossover episode, and got into a "Biff! Pow!" fight with Robin.

NemeBro
He also acted like a primadonna (sp?) when told his character was scripted to lose to Robin, and threatened to beat the actor to within an inch of his life if it wasn't changed.

ScreamPaste
One inch punch > Batkick

NemeBro
Originally posted by ScreamPaste
One inch punch Same size as his pecker.

Jmanghan
Originally posted by NemeBro
Same size as his pecker.
Should stick to chinese checkers :P

Utrigita
Who would like to make a case for Bruce Lee, I mean some people must think he wins, three to be precise... I would like to hear how and why?

TrevorPhillipss
Originally posted by Utrigita
Who would like to make a case for Bruce Lee, I mean some people must think he wins, three to be precise... I would like to hear how and why? No one seriously thinks Bruce Lee would last a second against a fictional superhuman character.

If Bruce Lee was alive I could easily pull a gun on him and have him shitting his pants begging me not to kill him.

NemeBro
You're too slow and weak to get the gun up in time though.

Stealth Moose
Originally posted by NemeBro
He also acted like a primadonna (sp?) when told his character was scripted to lose to Robin, and threatened to beat the actor to within an inch of his life if it wasn't changed.

Well, considering he is always being asked to play fiddle to Mighty Whities who can't fight in comparison, being asked to lose to Burt Ward would probably piss me off too.

NemeBro
Or he could just accept that at that point in time he was a nobody in the US and had to pay his dues.

He was a scumbag.

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