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The One vs "Fire Death and Eternity"

Do you mean Smaug ? Edit it really quickly.

Originally posted by quanchi112
Do you mean Smaug ? Edit it really quickly.

Ill pm a mod see if they can fix it, this phone man..its worthless.

edit: Sauron vs "Smaug"

Originally posted by Supra
Ill pm a mod see if they can fix it, this phone man..its worthless.

edit: Sauron vs "Smaug" Who do you think I'm going to say ?

Originally posted by quanchi112
Who do you think I'm going to say ?

Smaug

Originally posted by Supra
Smaug Nope. Sauron wins.

Originally posted by quanchi112
Nope. Sauron wins.



Give me your best for Sauron I'll repsond and give you my best for our pal fire. Screen feats applied.

Originally posted by Supra


Give me your best for Sauron I'll repsond and give you my best for our pal fire. Screen feats applied. His magical powers and the power behind his mace swings would kill Smaug.

Originally posted by quanchi112
His magical powers and the power behind his mace swings would kill Smaug.

What is Saurons estimated size and weight in the movies? 10-15ft tall? 700-800lbs?

Originally posted by Supra
What is Saurons estimated size and weight in the movies? 10-15ft tall? 700-800lbs? When he swings that mace a Smaug gets messed up. His magical power would overwhelm him anyway.

Originally posted by quanchi112
When he swings that mace a Smaug gets messed up. His magical power would overwhelm him anyway.

What about him flying around dropping fire on him or wipping him with his tale?

Originally posted by Supra
What about him flying around dropping fire on him or wipping him with his tale? I see his magical power denying the fire from even touching him. I also personally see his mace hitting anything in its path as he swings it.

Originally posted by quanchi112
I see his magical power denying the fire from even touching him. I also personally see his mace hitting anything in its path as he swings it.

Gonna rewatch beginning of FOTR, brb

Originally posted by Supra
Gonna rewatch beginning of FOTR, brb K.

Smaug gets his ass kicked to that mace

Originally posted by Supra
Smaug gets his ass kicked to that mace That was the best scene in all these films to this day.

Originally posted by quanchi112
That was the best scene in all these films to this day.

I know man it sure has been a fall from grace.

Im hoping to see him again in the last movie, maybe we see Sauron and Smog team up and wreck Lake Village and the rest of those trolls.

Originally posted by Supra
I know man it sure has been a fall from grace.

Im hoping to see him again in the last movie, maybe we see Sauron and Smog team up and wreck Lake Village and the rest of those trolls. Nemebro didn't think Sauron could beat Gandalf prior to to Desolation either. People are just noobs.

Originally posted by quanchi112
Nemebro didn't think Sauron could beat Gandalf prior to to Desolation either. People are just noobs.



You should read the first book and see if its your thing and move to the next, it would blow your mind, then you could lend some reason the the LOTR forums as there is none.

Originally posted by Supra


You should read the first book and see if its your thing and move to the next, it would blow your mind, then you could lend some reason the the LOTR forums as there is none. Don't have the time and am happy with just the Lotr movies. People like Robtard tend to hate on Lotr characters save Gandalf.

Originally posted by quanchi112
Don't have the time and am happy with just the Lotr movies. People like Robtard tend to hate on Lotr characters save Gandalf.

Gandolf has some feats but gets his ass kicked 9/10 times.

He also is an protagonist to this whole mess that we are currently dealing with even after the high council basically told him to back off.

He is like the Anti- R2D2 of the LORM at this point.

R2D2 is the only reason the Star Wars Movies Works and why the rebels win

Gandolf is the reason why everyone keeps dying, forcing everyone to do what he want's even when people say "no, don't, leave me alone and your crazy"

Originally posted by Supra
Gandolf has some feats but gets his ass kicked 9/10 times.

He also is an protagonist to this whole mess that we are currently dealing with even after the high council basically told him to back off.

He is like the Anti- R2D2 of the LORM at this point.

R2D2 is the only reason the Star Wars Movies Works and why the rebels win

Gandolf is the reason why everyone keeps dying, forcing everyone to do what he want's even when people say "no, don't, leave me alone and your crazy" Loved watching Sauron effortlessly crush Gandalf in this film.

Originally posted by quanchi112
Loved watching Sauron effortlessly crush Gandalf in this film.

If Gandolf had just let Bilbo keep the ring and run around being a Hobbit as he was just fine before Gandolf showed up..

Now Gandolf has countless lives on his hands and is imo worse then Sauron.

He runs around acting like he's doing good, but he's really causing death and destruction everywhere he goes

Originally posted by Supra
If Gandolf had just let Bilbo keep the ring and run around being a Hobbit as he was just fine before Gandolf showed up..

Now Gandolf has countless lives on his hands and is imo worse then Sauron.

He runs around acting like he's doing good, but he's really causing death and destruction everywhere he goes He is an epic failure which explains why he attracts posters such as Robbie and femebra.

Originally posted by quanchi112
He is an epic failure which explains why he attracts posters such as Robbie and femebra.

He's done nothing worth mentioning besides saying "You shall not Pass"

Everything else is mayhem, death and destruction in which he aids in and leads his "friends" right into.

Originally posted by Supra
He's done nothing worth mentioning besides saying "You shall not Pass"

Everything else is mayhem, death and destruction in which he aids in and leads his "friends" right into. He lures Hobbits to their deaths and invites unwanted homeless dwarves into their merry homes.

Originally posted by quanchi112
He lures Hobbits to their deaths and invites unwanted homeless dwarves into their merry homes.

He also loses his mind when he is around the Ring, he cant even hold it together in FOTR..He goes straight wako and ends up doing the will of Sauron by sending the hobbit straight to him..

He was mind raped by the ring and didn't even touch it..he barley sensed its power and lost his mind and now is doing Saurons wishes thinking they are his own.

Sauron wrecked him

Originally posted by Supra
He also loses his mind when he is around the Ring, he cant even hold it together in FOTR..He goes straight wako and ends up doing the will of Sauron by sending the hobbit straight to him..

He was mind raped by the ring and didn't even touch it..he barley sensed its power and lost his mind and now is doing Saurons wishes thinking they are his own.

Sauron wrecked him I mean what a pansy he can't even put the ring on but instead passes the burden onto a shitty hobbit.

Yes, he was afraid of jewelry and almost choked to death when discussing dragons.

Gandalf the pansy.

Originally posted by quanchi112
I mean what a pansy he can't even put the ring on but instead passes the burden onto a shitty hobbit.

Yes, he was afraid of jewelry and almost choked to death when discussing dragons.

Gandalf the pansy.

Yea Gandolf was mind raped by mearly looking at the ring, the hobbits just like gold, Gandolf cause this whole mess we are in and he keeps adding fire to I am fire.

He sends them to Mt.Doom, he sends them to Smaug..

He's a complete prawn that works for Sauron

Originally posted by Supra
Yea Gandolf was mind raped by mearly looking at the ring, the hobbits just like gold, Gandolf cause this whole mess we are in and he keeps adding fire to I am fire.

He sends them to Mt.Doom, he sends them to Smaug..

He's a complete prawn that works for Sauron Robbie has a sexual crush on him too. He enjoyed Ian's sexual preference and is turned on by him in his robes. Sick guy.

Originally posted by quanchi112
Robbie has a sexual crush on him too. He enjoyed Ian's sexual preference and is turned on by him in his robes. Sick guy.

Gandolf actually is more of a servant of Sauron then Saruman. At least Saruman has his own mind, Gandolf is running around doing Saurons bidding and twice the wizard Gandolf is.

He runs right to Saruman and tells him another servant of Sauron that he has the ring!!! HAHAHAHA

Originally posted by Supra
Gandolf actually is more of a servant of Sauron then Saruman. At least Saruman has his own mind, Gandolf is running around doing Saurons bidding and twice the wizard Gandolf is.

He runs right to Saruman and tells him another servant of Sauron that he has the ring!!! HAHAHAHA And he ran around smoking weed like some common criminal. Shame on you Gandalf.

Originally posted by quanchi112
And he ran around smoking weed like some common criminal. Shame on you Gandalf.

Saruman just wrecked him on screen.. Gandolf loses again.

Ill never forget

"How many dragons have you kill Gandolf? uhawhadh...pass me the wine.."

Originally posted by Supra
Saruman just wrecked him on screen.. Gandolf loses again. Saruman crushed him and spared him his wretched life.

Originally posted by quanchi112
Saruman crushed him and spared him his wretched life.

To let him continue to work for Sauron and be mind raped daily

Originally posted by Supra
To let him continue to work for Sauron and be mind raped daily The Witch King also sonned him. Destroyed his wicked staff.

Froto and his friends are now being hunted by the wraiths on a desolate road thanks to Gandolf, meanwhile Gandolf is locked up in some cage being reprogramed as a drone.

Originally posted by Supra
Froto and his friends are now being hunted by the wraiths on a desolate road thanks to Gandolf, meanwhile Gandolf is locked up in some cage being reprogramed as a drone. He needed birds to save his ass more than once. What a loser.

Originally posted by quanchi112
He needed birds to save his ass more than once. What a loser.

What about Ring Wraiths vs Elves?

IMO elves get wrecked

Originally posted by Supra
What about Ring Wraiths vs Elves?

IMO elves get wrecked Nazgul have exploitable weaknesses even though I think they are much cooler than the elves.

Originally posted by quanchi112
Nazgul have exploitable weaknesses even though I think they are much cooler than the elves.

Greed

Originally posted by Supra
Greed And fire and that water wave beat them too. Nazgul were weak IMO.

Originally posted by quanchi112
And fire and that water wave beat them too. Nazgul were weak IMO.

What if one of them had the ring? Could Sauron then inhabit that wraith?

Originally posted by Supra
What if one of them had the ring? Could Sauron then inhabit that wraith? No, but they were bound to his will. Just slaves to him.

Sauron was the bees nees of this universe.

Originally posted by quanchi112
No, but they were bound to his will. Just slaves to him.

Sauron was the bees nees of this universe.

Meanwhile while Gandolf is cold, wet and defeated watching all the tree's get knocked down from his towery prison and his masters army being built and he's talking to birds.

Originally posted by Supra
Meanwhile while Gandolf is cold, wet and defeated watching all the tree's get knocked down from his towery prison and his masters army being built and he's talking to birds. What a homeless bum. Just feeding birds while his hobbit friends are up a creek without a paddle.

Originally posted by quanchi112
What a homeless bum. Just feeding birds while his hobbit friends are up a creek without a paddle.

Not any creek, they are up shit creek

Originally posted by Supra
What about Ring Wraiths vs Elves?

IMO elves get wrecked

Ignore this, I forgot about the river scene. Elves>Wraiths

Never underestimate those lil elves!!

Elrond sitting here telling Gandolf to back off and leave it alone, he refuses..

Title fixed.

Originally posted by quanchi112
Nemebro didn't think Sauron could beat Gandalf prior to to Desolation either. Lol?

Point out where I said that.

Nothing Changes the fact Gandolf is the reason for countless death and destruction..and is working for Sauron

Originally posted by NemeBro
Lol?

Point out where I said that. Don't try and deny it, liar.

Originally posted by quanchi112
Don't try and deny it, liar. Prove it.

Originally posted by NemeBro
Prove it. You know you said it and will have to live the rest of your days knowing that you did so.

Originally posted by quanchi112
You know you said it and will have to live the rest of your days knowing that you did so. No seriously, if you claim I say something, then sack up for once in your stay here and prove it, you cowardly cocksucking cretin.

Originally posted by NemeBro
No seriously, if you claim I say something, then sack up for once in your stay here and prove it, you cowardly cocksucking cretin. You said it, judas. Not looking up your betrayal just because you're a feat worshipper.

So you're a pussy, got it.

Moving on Gandolf just got wrecked again by some orcs.

Originally posted by NemeBro
So you're a pussy, got it. No, you're a judas. I have better things to do when document your crimes against Sauron. You will be judged.

Pussy.

Originally posted by NemeBro
Pussy. I know you have never seen one but what does that have to do with this thread ?

Originally posted by quanchi112
I know you have never seen one but what does that have to do with this thread ?

That word comes out when the brain farts.

Originally posted by Supra
That word comes out when the brain farts. He needs to man up and admit he betrayed Sauron.

Quan is a coward and a pussy.

Originally posted by NemeBro
Quan is a coward and a pussy. You betrayed him and are living a life of lies.

So the first 3 pages of this thread basically consist of quan and supra fellating each other's tiny dicks.

Originally posted by quanchi112
You betrayed him and are living a life of lies.

Originally posted by quanchi112
Don't have the time

You have time to make 20+ page threads here, but you can't read a book

Originally posted by Epicurus
So the first 3 pages of this thread basically consist of quan and supra fellating each other's tiny dicks. Like you even have a penis.

Originally posted by Lestov16
You have time to make 20+ page threads here, but you can't read a book Reading a book requires much more but again I do what I want then I want.

Originally posted by Epicurus
So the first 3 pages of this thread basically consist of quan and supra fellating each other's tiny dicks.

Actually, Quan has a clit. A prepubescent one at that.

Originally posted by Lestov16
Actually, Quan has a clit. A prepubescent one at that. Says the forum virgin and confirmed ugly man.


Unlike you I pull hot ass.

You guys are all gay.

Originally posted by quanchi112
Like you even have a penis.
You want camshots of it, don't you? Sorry kiddo, but today is your unlucky day. My dick's reserved for your real-life fake gf while she cheats on you with me.

Originally posted by Epicurus
You want camshots of it, don't you? Sorry kiddo, but today is your unlucky day. My dick's reserved for your real-life fake gf while she cheats on you with me. No, as no cam can focus on that tiny penis. Like you've ever pleasured a woman.

Sauron imo.

Sauron wins

Originally posted by quanchi112
No, as no cam can focus on that tiny penis. Like you've ever pleasured a woman.


So you agree that no cam can ever capture your microscopically wiener. Good. I did pleasure your rl fake gf though. She was screaming like a banshee, begging for more once I was done with her. Not the best piece of ass I've had in quite a while, but I had to make do in such circumstances.

Originally posted by Epicurus
So you agree that no cam can ever capture your microscopically wiener. Good. I did pleasure your rl fake gf though. She was screaming like a banshee, begging for more once I was done with her. Not the best piece of ass I've had in quite a while, but I had to make do in such circumstances. No, I was referring to your tiny little Johnson. You aren't even intelligent nor can you pleasure women. Pity.

Whoever thinks saurun wins is a phuckhead

Originally posted by IceBreaker2000
Whoever thinks saurun wins is a phuckhead Excuse me.

Originally posted by IceBreaker2000
Whoever thinks saurun wins is a phuckhead

That's a little harsh

Originally posted by quanchi112
No, I was referring to your tiny little Johnson. You aren't even intelligent nor can you pleasure women. Pity.
You admitted that your wiener is so small only a microscope can catch it. Awful. I bet you're at least twenty points behind me if we did an IQ test. That's funny since your real-life fake gf said something dissimilar; that I'd pleased her more in a few hours than you'd done so in months.

Originally posted by Epicurus
You admitted that your wiener is so small only a microscope can catch it. Awful. I bet you're at least twenty points behind me if we did an IQ test. That's funny since your real-life fake gf said something dissimilar; that I'd pleased her more in a few hours than you'd done so in months. I never said I have a gf currently, weirdo. The girls I have been with blow anything you've seen naked out of the water. You are also projecting.


Sauron wins.

Originally posted by quanchi112
The girls I have been with blow anything you've seen naked out of the water.



What a funny lie

Originally posted by IceBreaker2000


What a funny lie Tis true.

Originally posted by quanchi112
Tis true.

I have probably seen hotter women at the retirement home

Originally posted by IceBreaker2000
I have probably seen hotter women at the retirement home We aren't talking about your sex life.

Originally posted by quanchi112
We aren't talking about your sex life.

I'm 15 buddy. Nice try

Originally posted by IceBreaker2000
I'm 15 buddy. Nice try Quit talking about concepts you don't quite understand then.

Originally posted by quanchi112
Quit talking about concepts you don't quite understand then.

I understand well enough to know that fat, hairy women you paid 30 bucks for dont qualify as attractive. And seriously, people who internet boast are usually lying.

Originally posted by IceBreaker2000
I understand well enough to know that fat, hairy women you paid 30 bucks for dont qualify as attractive. And seriously, people who internet boast are usually lying. Usually maybe but not in this case. I'm the real deal.

Originally posted by quanchi112
Your right. I'm lying

Fixed it!

Your welcome

Originally posted by IceBreaker2000
Fixed it!

Your welcome Nah.

Originally posted by quanchi112
Nah.

Your welcome

Originally posted by IceBreaker2000
I understand well enough to know that fat, hairy women you paid 30 bucks for dont qualify as attractive. And seriously, people who internet boast are usually lying.

Your screwing up our friendly vibe here cartman, run along back to trollville. And we know you a sock account with that mouth on ya, registering yesterday and attacking everyone here with malice.

Originally posted by IceBreaker2000
Your welcome Quit trying to get inside the king's head. Better men have tried and failed.

Originally posted by Supra
Your screwing up our friendly vibe here cartman, run along back to trollville. And we know you a sock account with that mouth on ya, registering yesterday and attacking everyone here with malice.

Scew you guys... I'm goin hewm

This guy reminds me of myself when I was 15.

Welcome to the forum.

Originally posted by NemeBro
This guy reminds me of myself when I was 15.

Welcome to the forum. He's just like you today.

Originally posted by quanchi112
I never said I have a gf currently, weirdo. The girls I have been with blow anything you've seen naked out of the water. You are also projecting.


Sauron wins.
Your real-life fake gf disagrees.

So you concede that the Cumberb1tch's Smaug is nothing compared to Sauron? Good. Seems we're making progress.

Originally posted by quanchi112
He's just like you today.

Wow giving someone a compliment. Thats a nice thing to do

Originally posted by Epicurus
Your real-life fake gf disagrees.

So you concede that the Cumberb1tch's Smaug is nothing compared to Sauron? Good. Seems we're making progress. I always thought Sauron beat Smaug. It isn't a concession nitwit when I never said otherwise. You're so harmless.

Originally posted by IceBreaker2000
Wow giving someone a compliment. Thats a nice thing to do I am a really swell guy.

Originally posted by quanchi112
I always thought Sauron beat Smaug. It isn't a concession nitwit when I never said otherwise. You're so harmless.
It is, seeing what an enormous lady-boner you have for Cumberb1tch and the popular villainous characters he's been playing on-screen these days. We're finally making some progress there, getting you Cumberb1tch-detox.

Originally posted by Epicurus
It is, seeing what an enormous lady-boner you have for Cumberb1tch and the popular villainous characters he's been playing on-screen these days. We're finally making some progress there, getting you Cumberb1tch-detox. No, that's a myth. Sauron beats Smaug. Never once I have said otherwise. Quit obsessing over my opinion, nerdling.

Originally posted by quanchi112
No, that's a myth. Sauron beats Smaug. Never once I have said otherwise. Quit obsessing over my opinion, nerdling.
No it's not. You get turned on by the mere mention of Cumberbatch's name. Admit it.

Originally posted by Epicurus
No it's not. You get turned on by the mere mention of Cumberbatch's name. Admit it. I see movie characters and am objective. If what you say is true then this proves my objectivity once and for all.

Originally posted by quanchi112
I see movie characters and am objective. If what you say is true then this proves my objectivity once and for all.
No, you're not. No, it doesn't.

Originally posted by Epicurus
No, you're not. No, it doesn't. You just said I'm biased for Benedict and then say wait a minute you still are when I said Sauron wins. Quit being so mind numbingly simple.