Indiana Jones vs. Jack Sparrow

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Firefly218
Captain Jack gets his hat and sword
Indiana gets his hat and whip
No pis
Fight is on empty Black Pearl

Round one: Jack is bloodlusted
Round two: Both Jack and Indy are bloodlusted

siriuswriter
I've gotta say that Indy wins these. He just has more focus, and I don't think that we've ever seen Jack "bloodlusted." I mean, he just literally drops into situations where he has to surrender or fight, and his fights are based on luck - that's the Jack Sparrow we all know and love.

Plus there's the fact that Sparrow isn't exactly careful with artifacts - where Indy would be "THAT BELONGS IN A MUSEUM!!! RAWR!!"

Indy's fought on ships before, quite a few times actually. I definitely think he's got this.

Nephthys
Sword beats whip.

IceBreaker2000
Cap Jack absolutely rapes indy. Jack is a pirate and plays dirty, not to mention his talent with the sword

COG Veteran
Indy whips Jacks sword out of his hand and throws it in a museum. Done.

Firefly218
Originally posted by Nephthys
Sword beats whip.

Or the whip disarms the sword bearer. Indy is clearly the better h2h fighter, so if he disarms Jack he can beat him

The Fat Rambo
Jack is a man who has fought mortal men, zombies, and sea monsters. Indy is a man who who rapes Nazis for a living.

Could go either way.

Psychotron
Originally posted by IceBreaker2000
Cap Jack absolutely rapes indy. Jack is a pirate and plays dirty, not to mention his talent with the sword

As if Indy doesn't fight dirty. My money's on him.

Stealth Moose
Indy sneaks a gun in. He wins.

KingD19
Originally posted by Stealth Moose
Indy sneaks a gun in. He wins.

So does that mean Jack snuck in 2 guns and a bomb?

Stealth Moose
Considering Jack's guns are inferior, I'd say sure.

KingD19
They are inferior but he's made some pretty good shots with them. And even a glancing hit from one of those guns would literally tear a chunk out of Indy.

Stealth Moose
If they're sitting in each others' lap, sure. But older guns are not that accurate, and modern pistols outstrip them in everywhere. So in a quick draw, Indy wins more often than not.

Firefly218
NO GUNS PEOPLE

Firefly218
Jack has better fighting feats against more dangerous opponents

ftw

quanchi112
Jack wins.

jinXed by JaNx
Jack is a drunk with luck. Indy isn't a drunk and he doesn't need luck. Although there always seems to be a rabbits' foot abound in his field of four leaf clovers as well. At the end of the day jack is just another guy with a sword and Indy doesn't even have time for guys like that.

Firefly218
Originally posted by jinXed by JaNx
just another guy with a sword

Who actually knows how to use the sword

whip Whip isnt gonna help Indy here

KingD19
Jack fought pretty evenly with a centuries old pirate lord, and is probably one of the most skilled combatants in the Pirates verse. Considering he's fought on even terms with and beaten the biggest and best fighters that universe has to offer.

Barbosa, Blackbeard, Will Turner, Davy Jones, etc...

Jack's also much more in tune with his environment. Seemingly to a Jackie Chang-esque level where he can not only use it to his advantage, but to his opponents detriment.

Stealth Moose
Indy opens up Jack's face with the whip and then disarms him before going into Harrison Ford drunken boxing mode.

Indy for the win.

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view/329121/indiana-jones-vs-sword-o.gif

KingD19
Yeah. Let's use an example of a guy with no shown feats showing off like a dumbass, vs a guy with 3 movies worth of kicking everybodies ass.

Also Indy doesn't have his gun in this.

Stealth Moose
Sense of humor isn't your strong suit, I take it.

KingD19
I'm on pain pills right now. So it's probably dulled. Is that Lando in your avi?

Stealth Moose
Originally posted by KingD19
I'm on pain pills right now. So it's probably dulled. Is that Lando in your avi?

I am as well. Stupid migraine. But I definitely understand where you're coming from.

Nope, it's Andrew Ryan. Stylized portrait.

KingD19
I wish all it was was a migraine. I got kicked in the bicep in a sparring match.

Stealth Moose
That sounds very unfun. Recovery time?

Nephthys
I'd prefer Jones myself. Jacks too dirty and smelly. Dr Jones though.... meow.

Edit: Oh wait thats not what the threads about.

Also I already commented. Huh.

KingD19
Originally posted by Stealth Moose
That sounds very unfun. Recovery time?

It wasn't too bad. It's one of those "feels worse than it actually is" injuries. So a few days tops. But it does hurt like a b*tch.

Stealth Moose
Originally posted by KingD19
It wasn't too bad. It's one of those "feels worse than it actually is" injuries. So a few days tops. But it does hurt like a b*tch.

thumb up Speedy recovery then.

Jones still wins.

Originally posted by Nephthys
I'd prefer Jones myself. Jacks too dirty and smelly. Dr Jones though.... meow.

Edit: Oh wait thats not what the threads about.

Also I already commented. Huh.

Totally pegged you for a Depp fanboyl.

Nephthys
More of a Han fan.

Stealth Moose
Han and Indy shoot first. You'll never be satisfied.

jinXed by JaNx
Originally posted by Firefly218
Who actually knows how to use the sword

whip Whip isnt gonna help Indy here

Indy always finds a way. It's not the tool that makes the man deadly. It's the man who uses the tool that makes it deadly. Indy would see right through, Jack. The moment Jack loses his sword is the moment he loses all chance of beating, Indy. I don't see, Indy having any problem in divorcing Jack from his sword.

KingD19
Who did Indy fight who was as skilled as Jack? And Jack's reflexes are pretty damn sharp. I doubt he'd fall victim to a slow whipcrack.

Stealth Moose
Indy fistfought Nazis, Thugees, and Commies and won, which is as hard as you can be without being born to a Viking family or made of diamond.

jinXed by JaNx
It's just who he fought but the things he did and how he did them. I'm not arguing that Jack is a skilled swordsman but without that sword I don't see him being any kind of a threat to Indy and I think it would be all to easy for Indy to separate that sword from jack.

Stealth Moose
Plus with a whip you can really maintain distance. Just ask Dracula.

Firefly218
No one has brought this up - Since the fight takes place on the Black Pearl, Jack could have the advantage of knowing his surrounding better. If Jack gets unarmed, he runs into some secret passage in the ship and surprise attacks Indy.

COG Veteran
Originally posted by Firefly218
No one has brought this up - Since the fight takes place on the Black Pearl, Jack could have the advantage of knowing his surrounding better. If Jack gets unarmed, he runs into some secret passage in the ship and surprise attacks Indy.
So in that scenario, while Jacks hiding, Indy torches the boat, takes one of the lifeboats/canoes and rows back to land while Jack burns alive. Jack should fight, not run away. Which he does very often, run.

Stealth Moose
So the question becomes: can Indy arm himself from the boarding parties' collection of weapons? Does he own a lighter? How long can Jack dangle on the foretopmainmast before Indy waits him out?

Also, the rum is all in the hold.

the ninjak
Cap Jack kills him no probs.

Didn't read anything before.

jinXed by JaNx
Originally posted by Stealth Moose
Plus with a whip you can really maintain distance. Just ask Dracula.

Nicely, done, sir. laughing out loud

jinXed by JaNx
Originally posted by COG Veteran
So in that scenario, while Jacks hiding, Indy torches the boat, takes one of the lifeboats/canoes and rows back to land while Jack burns alive. Jack should fight, not run away. Which he does very often, run.

Yeah, Indy and Jack are not unalike. The only difference is one thinks faster than the other. Good point, Indy wouldn't wait around if Jack retreated (which he always does ).

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