Jim Colyer
Thought this would be a mild winter
Damn! If it ain't starting to sleet!
Roads will get nice and icy
Going down to 10 degrees
Someone get Al Gore on the phone
I wanna cuss that turkey out
We'll talk about global warming
After we all thaw out
Mild Winter
Maybe in Tahiti
Not here in Nashville
Not in 2014
Mild Winter
Only in Al's dreams
Ice Age is coming
At least that's how it seems
No one can call me a coward
Accuse me of getting cold feet
I'm wearing three pairs of socks
Someone turn up the heat
Got to buy me some pajamas
To keep from freezing tonight
Put extra covers on my bed
Electric bills are out of sight
Mild Winter
Maybe in Tahiti
Not here in Nashville
Not in 2014
Mild Winter
Only in Al's dreams
Ice Age is coming
At least that's how it seems
I think Al's jet just touched down
In Tahiti's capital town
(Brace yourself, Papeete!)
Mild Winter
Maybe in Tahiti
Not here in Nashville
Not in 2014
Mild Winter
Only in Al's dreams
Ice Age is coming
At least that's how it seems
Jim Colyer ascap
Damn! If it ain't starting to sleet!
Roads will get nice and icy
Going down to 10 degrees
Someone get Al Gore on the phone
I wanna cuss that turkey out
We'll talk about global warming
After we all thaw out
Mild Winter
Maybe in Tahiti
Not here in Nashville
Not in 2014
Mild Winter
Only in Al's dreams
Ice Age is coming
At least that's how it seems
No one can call me a coward
Accuse me of getting cold feet
I'm wearing three pairs of socks
Someone turn up the heat
Got to buy me some pajamas
To keep from freezing tonight
Put extra covers on my bed
Electric bills are out of sight
Mild Winter
Maybe in Tahiti
Not here in Nashville
Not in 2014
Mild Winter
Only in Al's dreams
Ice Age is coming
At least that's how it seems
I think Al's jet just touched down
In Tahiti's capital town
(Brace yourself, Papeete!)
Mild Winter
Maybe in Tahiti
Not here in Nashville
Not in 2014
Mild Winter
Only in Al's dreams
Ice Age is coming
At least that's how it seems
Jim Colyer ascap