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Five foot eight
Hundred-forty pounds
Lifts me in her arms
Spins me around
Shapely hips
Black stretch pants
Cowboy boots
I'm in a trance

She's Built
Like a monument
Good in bed
Pays our rent
She's Built
Like the pyramids
Squashes me
Like a squid

Hard as steel
Sturdy legs
Solid as a rock
Got the biceps
New age girl
Hard as bricks
Built to last
Built for sex

She's Built
Like a monument
Good in bed
Pays our rent
She's Built
Like the pyramids
Squashes me
Like a squid

I'm in ecstasy when we make love
She could be Ms. Olympia

She's Built
Like a monument
Good in bed
Pays our rent
She's Built
Like the pyramids
Squashes me
Like a squid

Jim Colyer ascap

Originally posted by Jim Colyer
Built for sex
No.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-bP6k59dMHBI/UnQmzKaljjI/AAAAAAAAZUA/3ZDsMcXw4d0/s400/grumpy-cat-8141_preview_zps9177ab07.png

Also, 5'8", 140 is pretty small.

Originally posted by Stealth Moose
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-bP6k59dMHBI/UnQmzKaljjI/AAAAAAAAZUA/3ZDsMcXw4d0/s400/grumpy-cat-8141_preview_zps9177ab07.png

Also, 5'8", 140 is pretty small.

You know what cats are? fer-men.....and most of them are crazy. Dogs are loyal and smarter.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RfiTMqlI7n0

I think by now it is exceedingly clear that Colyer does not have the most respectful view of women...