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*broken skull - 2 bleeds on the brain
*fractured skull with 4 bleeds of the brain -epilepsy, speech differictories

* 2 broken wrists
*5 broken knuckles
*fractured eye orbit
*2 broken noses
*broken jaw
*shot...only graved

The best thing is, the only lower injury was ...I got 10 stitches in my ankle as a 17 year old.


I know Imperment was shot in Iraq. That what I read anyway.

I broke my foot once.

Nothing past scrapes and bruises. I once landed on my wrist the wrong way and was in intense pain for weeks but never went to the hospital for it.

I once broke my wrist when I was 13.

Worst I've done is a pretty nasty sprained ankle. Never broken a bone.

Originally posted by BackFire
Worst I've done is a pretty nasty sprained ankle. Never broken a bone.

I can change that, mate!

Recent to Earliest:

Left arm (humerus) - Last year
Right arm (radius, ulna) - Age 13
Left arm (radius, ulna) - Age 10

I've been shot.

Originally posted by Bardock42
I can change that, mate!
Are you implying something sexual in nature?

Originally posted by Impediment
I've been shot.
Are you implying something sexual in nature?

A broken arm and a severe burn from a muffler.

Originally posted by immaturerainbow
A broken arm and a severe burn from a muffler.

Were you doing home maintenance in the vehicle?

Originally posted by wilco
Were you doing home maintenance in the vehicle?
Nope. Got off on the wrong end of a bike and decided I'd wear shorts instead of jeans. Needless to say, I wear jeans everywhere I go on a bike now.

Originally posted by immaturerainbow
Nope. Got off on the wrong end of a bike and decided I'd wear shorts instead of jeans. Needless to say, I wear jeans everywhere I go on a bike now.

I wouldn't be the passenger again If you don't have the motor bike licence, well, do the test!

Originally posted by wilco
I wouldn't be the passenger again If you don't have the motor bike licence, well, do the test! Haha it was quite eventful, I did have my share or vodka that night to mask the pain but woke up hurting much worse. The healing process is not a pretty one. I do plan on getting my mother bike license in the future.

Originally posted by BackFire
Worst I've done is a pretty nasty sprained ankle. Never broken a bone.

Clearly the sex hasn't been vigorous enough.

I have a scar above my left eye from tripping on stairs and head planting into the corner of a brick wall.

I have a scar on my left thumb from attempting to cut the Head off a sid justice wrestling figure.

I was hospitalised for 3 months due to an extremely bad rugby injury.

I have a scar on my right knee from coming off a bike and landing on glass.

I have a piece of graphite embedded in my right hand from being stabbed with a pencil by a classmate at school.

I have 2 scars on my stomach from being stabbed on 2 separate occasions.

I have a scar on my left ear where I used to have a piercing but it got ripped out.

I was wearing sandals in my garage and went to step over a mini 4-wheeler and ended up kicking the crap out of it in the process. Didn't realized the problem until 5 seconds later when blood was literally pouring out of the sandal. Had kicked a metal piece that had no reason being there and should have gotten stitches but just left some butterfly bandages on it four two weeks

Working injury: Being able to identify a number of complex series (mainly Fourier ones) and integrals with actual values.

Originally posted by Impediment
I've been shot.

Look at the show-off.

Originally posted by Robtard
Look at the show-off.
He's probably talking about a cumshot.

Even more boastful.

Originally posted by Robtard
Even more boastful.

Go on GS, *******.

No, I won't have gay sex with you!

Broken arm, broken toe.

Broken arm and skull. That's actually it.

Broken tibia from basket ball
3 concussions from kickboxing/boxing
Broken rib from kickboxing
Nail on foot came off kickboxing
Sprain thumb from jiujitsu