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First match: Dance off

Second match: To the death

Third match: Beauty contest

Second match I see Mac winning, he commandeers a jet and flies it into both of them whilst they fight, suicidal win

McClane

McClane

McClane

Godzilla

Hulk

Mclane

McClane gets butt raped in all three

Hulk
Godzilla
Hulk

Originally posted by Firefly218
McClane gets butt raped in all three


Watch DH1-5; then come back and say that.

I've already seen Godzilla and the Avengers

So you admit you're arguing from ignorance in this thread.

I don't really care. I'm not arguing, just giving my opinion

And your opinion is based on not knowing 1/3rd of the combatants.

No. It's just common sense that a human can't measure up with Hulk and Godzilla. That's nothing against McClane.

I saw Die Hard and it's sequel 5 or 6 years ago. Didn't strike me as anything special. I recently saw Die Hard 5, and I still want my money back for that load of shit.

Originally posted by Firefly218
No. It's just common sense that a human can't measure up with Hulk and Godzilla. That's nothing against McClane.

I saw Die Hard and it's sequel 5 or 6 years ago. Didn't strike me as anything special. I recently saw Die Hard 5, and I still want my money back for that load of shit.

Why couldn't a human measure up in a dance off or beauty contest?

Dance off: McClane

To the death: Hulk or Godzilla because they have powers and regeneration and McClane is apparently just a human.

Beauty Contest: Undecided


Also, the Forum Rules states "1 vs 1 vs 1 matches will not be allowed":

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http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view5/3527858/godzilla-dance-o.gif

Godzilla takes all three.

http://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/705380/81586029.gif

McClane in all three..

Godzilla.
McClane.
Hulk.

Originally posted by ares834
http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view5/3527858/godzilla-dance-o.gif

Godzilla takes all three.

http://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/705380/81586029.gif

QFT.

Originally posted by Dark Shenron
Dance off: McClane

To the death: Hulk or Godzilla because they have powers and regeneration and McClane is apparently just a human.

Beauty Contest: Undecided


Also, the Forum Rules states "1 vs 1 vs 1 matches will not be allowed":

http://www.killermovies.com/forums/f102/t543649.html

And the KCM Forum Guidelines states under the "Offensive Posts" section that "There may be places where explicit, obscene or vulgar language, graphics or behavior is appropriate however KMC Forums is not one of them", which your avatar might break:

http://www.killermovies.com/forums/misc.php?action=rules

I've had this avatar since I joined, hell I even post in a thread where a mod frequently posts and not once in my time have I been banned or warned about it so until you get upgraded to mod status and can warn/ban me, f*ck off

McClane wins all but the second. He definitely wins the dance contest, considering the amount of black people he teams up with, and I'd say he takes the beauty contest as well, considering women love bald heads (see ST: Insurrection for example) and he's the only one on the list to have successfully phucked a woman without ripping her in half with his penis size.

Originally posted by steverules_2
he commandeers a jet

McClane had trouble flying a helicopter in DH4. How the phuck is he supposed to pilot a jet?

Dark Shenron hates big bouncy boobs. What a poof.

Yes...yes he is

Originally posted by Lestov16

McClane had trouble flying a helicopter in DH4. How the phuck is he supposed to pilot a jet?

When in DH4 did he fly a helicopter? I remember him driving car into one but him actually flying one

I think he flew one when they went to Kevin Smith's house. God, that movie was shit.

Yes he did fly it, but he was struggling and clearly had no prior piloting expertise.

And the movie was enjoyable, even if implausible.

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