Could Darth Vader have sex and not look ridiculous?

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Shey Tapani
Scorpius from Farscape had sex in Liars Guns and Money and it was fine. Slightly disturbing, but not utterly ridiculous.

Discuss.
NemeBro
10/10 best thread ever.
Nephthys
As ever my friend, look to porn for the answer.
Intrepid37
lol
Stealth Moose
Rule 34.
Lord Lucien
He just has a zipper at his crotch. All he needs.
Nephthys
Does he even have a crotch any more?
psmith81992
I'm fairly certain his lower half was destroyed in the lava. Not that he could satisfy anyone while he was "whole", anyways.
Lord Lucien
Prosthetic technology really improved with the new Imperial research grants.
Stealth Moose
"Wait a second, I need to pump it back up" ~ Vader.
Oneness
****ed up.

Anyway, ****ed up.
Oneness
Originally posted by Nephthys
Does he even have a crotch any more? A baked coliflower crotch.

That doesn't work...
Shey Tapani
They could regrow it by studying trando regeneration.

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