Russell (True Blood) vs Xmen

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carver9
This is Russell, the King of Mississippi vs the Xmen line up below.

Wolverine
Storm
Cyclops
Beast
Nightcrawler
Rogue
Gambit

Since Russell is alone in this battle, he gets FULL knowledge of everyone's abilities he is against.

Who wins?

Epicurus
Spite. X-Team wins.

Edit: This thread along with your Sylar/Peter threads need to be moved to the All Vs Forum.

carver9
He can kill a couple of them before they even realize they are in a battle. I honestly dont think this spite.

Just picture true Blood as a loooonnnngggg movie.

COG Veteran
Can't put Wolvie down, everyone else may get blitzed tho.

Epicurus
Originally posted by COG Veteran
Can't put Wolvie down, everyone else may get blitzed tho.
How's he going to blitz the white-streaked brunette version of Sookie without getting drained of all his vampire mojo?

COG Veteran
By slapping her head off?

Epicurus
TB vampires' go-to tactic when dealing with humans is to bite them. Russell does that and wham, it backfires and he gets owned by Anna Paquin. Again.

COG Veteran
Eh. I still think he loses either way.

Stealth Moose
Nightcrawler teleports them both into a wall, saving everyone in the process.

carver9
Originally posted by Epicurus
TB vampires' go-to tactic when dealing with humans is to bite them. Russell does that and wham, it backfires and he gets owned by Anna Paquin. Again.

That's why I gave him full knowledge of each character.

carver9
Originally posted by Stealth Moose
Nightcrawler teleports them both into a wall, saving everyone in the process.

Is Nightcrawler fast enough to grab him? He knows Nightcrawler is a teleported as well.

KingD19
Nightcrawler was dodging bullets without teleporting and was tele-blitzing the Oval Office so fast people were still flying while he was hitting other people. Basically he moved so fast the world slowed down in his eyes.

FrothByte
Everyone gets speed blitzed. Only guy who has a chance here is Nightcrawler, and he's not winning unless he commits suicide like what Stealthmoose suggested.

NemeBro
The only way Russel loses is if he does indeed try to bite Rogue or otherwise touch her.

golem370
Wolverine will survive adamantium and strong healing. Russel can fly so that won't work.

FrothByte
Wolverine's adamantium and healing won't help him if he gets his limbs torn off.

KingD19
Russell can't tear his limbs off. They're indestructible metal for a reason.

FrothByte
Originally posted by KingD19
Russell can't tear his limbs off. They're indestructible metal for a reason.

The skeletal system is not one solid piece of structure. Ligaments is what connects bone to bone and muscle tissue is what gives it stability.

So yeah, Russel can't break Wolverine's bones, but he sure can pull off his arms/legs from their sockets.

carver9
Don't know why people are making Wolverine into this indestructible god. He got knocked out by a tree and also got koed by a bullet. Russell is stronger than Sabertooth and that gun.

KingD19
His bones are connected by chains to keep that from happening. And he tanked a beating from Blob as well as Gambit and Silver Samurai. You can't point out his lows and ignore the highs which were better feats.

Epicurus
Originally posted by FrothByte
The skeletal system is not one solid piece of structure. Ligaments is what connects bone to bone and muscle tissue is what gives it stability.

So yeah, Russel can't break Wolverine's bones, but he sure can pull off his arms/legs from their sockets.
Wolverine was unharmed when falling hundreds of feet downwards in Origins. Also the Blob fight.

Suffice to say, Russell isn't tearing him apart.

Epicurus
Originally posted by carver9
That's why I gave him full knowledge of each character.
He had full knowledge of Sookie's fae abilities, yet he still charged towards her like a moron and got himself zapped. It took 2 different instances of being zapped by faerie light for him to finally learn his lesson and avoid getting the same treatment at the hands of faerie elder.

Do you not know how he fights in character?

FrothByte
Originally posted by Epicurus
Wolverine was unharmed when falling hundreds of feet downwards in Origins. Also the Blob fight.

Suffice to say, Russell isn't tearing him apart.

That doesn't really mean much. As long as no limbs are caught on anything while falling then they wouldn't tear off. And any dislocation or torn ligaments he suffers after the fall should be taken care of by his healing factor.

So yeah, Russell should still be able to tear him apart.

FrothByte
Originally posted by KingD19
His bones are connected by chains to keep that from happening. And he tanked a beating from Blob as well as Gambit and Silver Samurai. You can't point out his lows and ignore the highs which were better feats.

Connected by chains? Where exactly in the movies was this mentioned?

Epicurus
Originally posted by FrothByte
That doesn't really mean much. As long as no limbs are caught on anything while falling then they wouldn't tear off. And any dislocation or torn ligaments he suffers after the fall should be taken care of by his healing factor.

So yeah, Russell should still be able to tear him apart.
Not really. A fall like that by its very nature should cause multiple dislocated joints. And iirc Sabretooth also dislocated his shoulder in their first fight in Origins.

Nope, he wouldn't. Wolverine on the other hand only needs to decapitate him, which would be fairly easy for him. Nightcrawler could disintegrate him by teleporting within him. Too many ways for the the team to win here.

FrothByte
Originally posted by Epicurus
Not really. A fall like that by its very nature should cause multiple dislocated joints. And iirc Sabretooth also dislocated his shoulder in their first fight in Origins.

Nope, he wouldn't. Wolverine on the other hand only needs to decapitate him, which would be fairly easy for him. Nightcrawler could disintegrate him by teleporting within him. Too many ways for the the team to win here.

Like I said, dislocation wouldn't be a problem for Wolverine as long as he's allowed time to heal. Getting his arm torn off however, not sure how he's healing from that.

For Nightcrawler to teleport into Russel he'd need to be at the same location as Russel... which would be tricky if Russel is speed blitzing everywhere.

golem370
He turn direction on a speeding bike with his claws and arms without dislocation so I don't think it will be a problem.

Stealth Moose
Nightcrawler teleports him into Rogue.

/thread.

FrothByte
Originally posted by golem370
He turn direction on a speeding bike with his claws and arms without dislocation so I don't think it will be a problem.

Turning the direction/momentum of a bike (which has wheels mind you) is quite different from having a multi-ton strong vampire pulling on your arm.

maxivitopowe
He stuck his claws into the ground whilst moving on a speeding bike

carver9
The arguments here are hilarious. Wolverine isn't soloing this Vampire.

FrothByte
Originally posted by maxivitopowe
He stuck his claws into the ground whilst moving on a speeding bike

Yes and? That's still nowhere near the strength output of Russel.

Placidity
Russell kills or KO's everyone. Probably in under 5 seconds except for NC, he survives a little longer.

Robtard
Wolverine (barring Ultimate) has hinges on his skeleton that stop disemberment of his limbs in the comics.

Stands to reason the film version could have this as well. Though I can't recall someone trying to tear him apart.

Either way, Russell could easily KO him via speed-punch to the head.

Placidity
We saw the adamantium bonding process in Origins, just looked like a simple coating over his bones.

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