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You don't like ABBA
And I hate dogs
You send me out
To slop the hogs
On cold mornings
It's not nice
Slopping hogs in
The snow and ice

We have nothing in common
Soul mates we're not
But when it comes to you
I've got a Soft Spot
I can't say what it is
Keeps our love hot
But when the chips are down
I've got a Soft Spot

I don't watch TV
And you can't cook
When girls walk by
I have a look
And your mamma
She hates my guts
Married life
Have to say it sucks

We have nothing in common
Soul mates we're not
But when it comes to you
I've got a Soft Spot
I can't say what it is
Keeps our love hot
But when the chips are down
I've got a Soft Spot

Maybe it's because
I'm so used to you
Maybe you've got a
Soft Spot too

We have nothing in common
Soul mates we're not
But when it comes to you
I've got a Soft Spot
I can't say what it is
Keeps our love hot
But when the chips are down
I've got a Soft Spot

Jim Colyer

My dick is a hard spot.

Originally posted by Oneness
My dick is a hard spot.

His song gave you that?

tl;dr actually

K I just read it.

I actually REALLY like this one.

Good job Colver.