Batman and Galactus switch jobs

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Dr Will Hatch
A fight over who gets to be the banker in Monopoly between Mr. Mxyzptlk and pre-retcon Beyonder results in the DC and Marvel universes needing to be rebooted. There was a mix-up, however, and Bruce Wayne is now the host for the Galactus entity, while former Galactus host Galan ends up in Wayne Manor inheriting everything that once belonged to Bruce. The heralds of Galactus are not aware of the new change in ownership, and neither is anyone in Gotham.

God Cloth Seiya
So galactus is in batmans body and batmen is in galactus's body right?

Dr Will Hatch
Yep

God Cloth Seiya
Galactus is phucked.
Batman is not.

basilisk
Galactus starves to death in the batcave because he doesn't realize he has to eat regular food now, and anyway he can't figure out how to drive the batmobile to go get takeout.

Batman heads back to earth with his heralds and wipes out all crime in Gotham in a few hours. Then he beats up Superman just for a laugh.

Utrigita
Galan was a scientist in one of the most advanced alien races before the universe predating the 616 collapsed.

Batman will handle himself for a while, but then again I have no idea how Batman will handle having to destroy a entire planet to eat.

JuggernautMania
Originally posted by God Cloth Seiya
So galactus is in batmans body and batmen is in galactus's body right?

this made me imagine some weird shit.

abhilegend
Originally posted by Utrigita
Galan was a scientist in one of the most advanced alien races before the universe predating the 616 collapsed.

Batman will handle himself for a while, but then again I have no idea how Batman will handle having to destroy a entire planet to eat.
He was beaten by a random thug when Reed depowered him in FF 522.

laughing out loud

basilisk
Originally posted by Utrigita
Galan was a scientist in one of the most advanced alien races before the universe predating the 616 collapsed.


Doesn't mean he can drive stick without any lessons.

DarkSaint85
Originally posted by basilisk
Doesn't mean he can drive stick without any lessons.

Prove the Batmobile has manual transmission sneer

JuggernautMania
Originally posted by DarkSaint85
Prove the Batmobile has manual transmission sneer

Batman loves to play with the stick sneer

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