Harry Potter vs. Hermione Granger

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Firefly218
Both have their regular wands, no elder wand.

Neither are holding back

Fight takes place in Hogwarts

KingD19
I think Harry. He's got more passion for fighting and is more level headed in a scrap. For example, I don't see Hermione doing nearly as well in a duel against No-Nose.

Firefly218
Granger is more intelligent and schooled in magic arts

ares834
Beyond what King said, Harry is also far more talented at combat magic (Defense against the dark arts).

KingD19
That doesn't really matter. Voldemort was a genius and Harry beat him. Voldemort was the most powerful dark wizard in history and Harry beat him.

He's faster on the draw than Hermione, more willing to hurt/kill his opponent and just a better fighter.

Sectum Sempra /thread

siriuswriter
Seeing as how "Expelliarmus" is Potter's go-to... Harry takes this.

Also, the building of Hogwarts reacts to Harry's personality in a good way, he's got help there too.

Firefly218
In this hypothetical scenario, neither are holding back. That means Granger won't restrain herself.

KingD19
Neither will Harry. And in a fight he's already more ruthless than her.

BruceSkywalker
does hermione have any feats to even suggest she can hang with potter in a battle?

michaelx
Harry wins due to PIS/hax character immortality etc....

Hermione stomps without it.

KingD19
You mean he wins due to being a better duelist than her in pretty much every way possible?

Psychotron
Harry was the superior duelist, Hermione was smarter, Ron sucked in everything.

Harry wins a the fight.

NemeBro
Rowling actually explicitly stated that, books 1-3, Hermione was the better duelist, but Harry surpassed her by book 4 and only got more and more competent.

He's arguably even better in the movies, and he managed to seriously challenge Voldemort. He wins.

Silent Master
Originally posted by Psychotron
Harry was the superior duelist, Hermione was smarter, Ron sucked in everything.

Harry wins a the fight.

True, Ron was basically worthless.

Firefly218
What if Granger had prep? Could she won then?

NemeBro
If you have to continually stack advantages in one side's favor throughout a thread's duration, then it is a bad thread.

To answer your question though, yes, she could. With prep I could kill Harry Potter. I'd use that prep to procure a gun.

michaelx
Who cares anyway. Both suck. Wormtail solos these 2 peasants.

I wanna see Voldemort vs Dumbledore vs Grindelwald - Triple threat hell in a hell match up.

Silent Master
Dumbledore and Grindelwald would take turns raping Tommy boy.

Psychotron
Originally posted by Silent Master
True, Ron was basically worthless.

It gets better, Rowling said recently that Hermione should have been with Harry, not Ron. That pudgy ginger might as well have killed himself in the 1st movie.

Lestov16
Well Harry is boning Ron's sister, so the retribution is just.

Anyways, regarding the fight, doesn't Harry know several advanced spells from tHBP that Hermoine can't replicate?

Silent Master
Originally posted by Psychotron
It gets better, Rowling said recently that Hermione should have been with Harry, not Ron. That pudgy ginger might as well have killed himself in the 1st movie.

I can agree with her about that, dragging Ron around just slowed them down.

Lestov16
laughing Poor Ron. The Willy Loman of the wizardry world.

Silent Master
Originally posted by Lestov16
laughing Poor Ron. The Willy Loman of the wizardry world.

I was actually thinking, poor Harry and Hermione for having to carrying his worthless butt around for 8 movies.

Lestov16
Well he did contribute something....that one time...um....

Psychotron
Originally posted by Lestov16
Well Harry is boning Ron's sister, so the retribution is just.

Pfft. Emma Watson >>> whoever played Ron's sister.

Lestov16
Originally posted by Psychotron
Pfft. Emma Watson >>> whoever played Ron's sister.

He'll just have to settle for the upcoming ass-to-ass scene in Noah.

Psychotron
Originally posted by Lestov16
ass-to-ass scene in Noah.

What?

Lestov16
It's an Aronofsky film with Jennifer Connelly. It's gonna happen, man.

Psychotron
Ah, yes. I had forgotten about that scene.

Nephthys
Originally posted by Lestov16
Well he did contribute something....that one time...um....

He's, uh.... he's good at chess remember? That was useful once. And he was really useful in the se-.... the thi-.... the four-..... th-the fifth one? Was he? Hurm. Noooo, I don't think so. I don't think he does anything in 6 and 7 either. Dang.

Wow, why was he there? Jesus, what a useless sack of shit.

Lestov16
He's the male equivalent of that ugly girl hired to stand next to Meg Griffin. How else do you think Harry bags hot Asian chicks?

Psychotron
Eh. Harry's the chosen one and shit. He can bag any babe.

Lestov16
You don't even want to know what he's done with invisibility cloth.

Psychotron
Oh, I have a few things in mind.

Nephthys
Originally posted by Psychotron
Eh. Harry's the chosen one and shit. He can bag any babe.

Not if she's still pining over Edward Cullen.

Psychotron
Well, that's different. He's sparkles. Sparkling > Chosen One.

Lestov16
Originally posted by Nephthys
Not if she's still pining over Edward Cullen.

But Harry and Edward are pining over each other.... blink

Stealth Moose
Lol. The commentary exceeds the potential of this thread.

Firefly218
Fine. Harry wins

/thread

Psychotron
Originally posted by Firefly218
Fine. Harry wins

/thread

Yep. But more importantly Ron loses.

At life.

Firefly218
Originally posted by Psychotron
Yep. But more importantly Ron loses.

At life.

Ron's boning Hermione. You call that losing?

Silent Master
Considering how much of a loser he is in general, he's probably been drugging her for years.

NemeBro
Originally posted by Nephthys
He's, uh.... he's good at chess remember? That was useful once. And he was really useful in the se-.... the thi-.... the four-..... th-the fifth one? Was he? Hurm. Noooo, I don't think so. I don't think he does anything in 6 and 7 either. Dang.

Wow, why was he there? Jesus, what a useless sack of shit. Ron is, at worst, the third most competent duelist in Hogwarts' student body. He's disarmed Bellatrix Lestrange and has saved Hermione's life at least once. Twice actually.

In the books anyway, who gives a **** about the movies lol?

Firefly218
Originally posted by Silent Master
Considering how much of a loser he is in general, he's probably been drugging her for years.

I still wouldn't consider that losing.

Silent Master
Originally posted by Firefly218
I still wouldn't consider that losing.

So to you, raping a woman = win?

Stealth Moose
Oh snap.

Firefly218
Originally posted by Silent Master
So to you, raping a woman = win?

For him, yes. For her, no.

I in no way condone rape btw

Silent Master
Originally posted by Firefly218
For him, yes. For her, no.

I in no way condone rape btw

Sure sounds like you do.

Firefly218
Originally posted by Silent Master
Sure sounds like you do.

I don't even know where the hell you got rape from. Even if she was drugged, her romance with Ron would still be intentional. You can call it bad judgement from hermione and a win for Ron.

Silent Master
Originally posted by Firefly218
I don't even know where the hell you got rape from. Even if she was drugged, her romance with Ron would still be intentional. You can call it bad judgement from hermione and a win for Ron.


You're aware that drugging someone in order to have sex with them is illegal and you'd me considered a rapist for doing so, right?

Firefly218
Hermione on drugs still willingly chose to marry Ron, have children with him and raise those children. I don't see how their relationship could be partisan in any way, even if there were drugs involved.

Does thinking hurt your brain?

Silent Master
Originally posted by Firefly218
Hermione on drugs still willingly chose to marry Ron, have children with him and raise those children. I don't see how their relationship could be partisan in any way, even if there were drugs involved.

Does thinking hurt your brain?

You realize that someone that is being drugged cannot legally give their consent, right?

Firefly218
Originally posted by Silent Master
You realize that someone that is being drugged cannot legally give their consent, right?

I can't tell if your a troll or legitimately stupid. Either way, this convo is a waste of time. I gotta do chem hw, so good-bye KMC. Hopefully forever

Psychotron
Originally posted by Firefly218
Ron's boning Hermione. You call that losing?

Rowling did say she should be with Harry. They're probably boning behind Ron's back.

NemeBro
She was trolling when she said that, lol.

Psychotron
Originally posted by NemeBro
She was trolling when she said that, lol.

Is that you, Rupert?

NemeBro
No, Rupert is too busy being worth fifty million dollars to care about what people say on a message board.

Psychotron
Originally posted by NemeBro
No, Rupert is too busy being worth fifty million dollars to care about what people say on a message board.

So, why are you defending so hard?

Silent Master
Originally posted by Psychotron
So, why are you defending so hard?

At least NemeBro isn't defending drugging and raping women like firefly is.

Nephthys
NemeBro is an edgemaster. He just likes disagreeing with people cuz he's so rebellious. Swoon!

Lestov16
Originally posted by Firefly218
Hermione on drugs still willingly chose to marry Ron, have children with him and raise those children. I don't see how their relationship could be partisan in any way, even if there were drugs involved.



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About half the sex offender registry is people who believe what you just typed. You should wear a shirt that says "Don't Notice What I Put In Your Drink". It's the only way to keep women safe.

Psychotron
Originally posted by Silent Master
At least NemeBro isn't defending drugging and raping women like firefly is.

Eh, Firefly's probably going to end up on the sex offender list at some point.

Lestov16
Maybe his name is Firefly because he's one of these guys:

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Psychotron
That movie was pretty shitty.

Lestov16
You should know better than to expect a good Rob Zombie film after that horrible Halloween remake.

maxivitopowe
Originally posted by Silent Master
You're aware that drugging someone in order to have sex with them is illegal and you'd me considered a rapist for doing so, right? not in the HP universe

NemeBro
Originally posted by maxivitopowe
not in the HP universe This is true.

As I recall it was Ron who was date-raped in canon. Not Hermione.

NemeBro
Originally posted by Silent Master
At least NemeBro isn't defending drugging and raping women like firefly is. I don't need to defend it. It's my God-given right.

Lestov16
Originally posted by NemeBro
This is true.

As I recall it was Ron who was date-raped in canon. Not Hermione.

Indeed. An important lesson Ron learned that day: Never go drinking with Hagrid blink

Silent Master
Originally posted by NemeBro
This is true.

As I recall it was Ron who was date-raped in canon. Not Hermione.

Who drugged loser Ron and with what?

NemeBro
That one ***** from the sixth book/movie drugged him with a love potion.

Nephthys
By accident. She was trying for Harry.

quanchi112
Originally posted by Psychotron
That movie was pretty shitty. That was a decent flick.

Psychotron
When you think about it love potions are f*cked up. But then again their whole society is screwed up.

Originally posted by quanchi112
That was a decent flick.

I'm not surprised you would like it.

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