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Chuck Norris any showing vs Bane from TDK.

Movie Bane?

Originally posted by God Cloth Seiya
Movie Bane?

Yea from the dark night.

Bane was able to hurt an armored batman without not only winning against him when he punched the armored parts it didn't even hurt him.

Bane gets a roundhouse kick to the face that sends him flying.

Bane rips his chest hair and then breaks his body.

Originally posted by KingD19
Bane gets a roundhouse kick to the face that sends him flying.

Im thinking those kicks would break his mask quicker then batman's measly punches.

Chuck Norris makes Bane explode on eye contact.

Chuck Norris gets killed by a thug with a gun or a knife

another dumb thread..

nobody, i mean nobody can harm chuck norris.. Bane gets his ass kicked and kicked some more..

Originally posted by BruceSkywalker
another dumb thread..

nobody, i mean nobody can harm chuck norris.. Bane gets his ass kicked and kicked some more.. Bruce Lee.

Originally posted by BruceSkywalker
another dumb thread..

nobody, i mean nobody can harm chuck norris.. Bane gets his ass kicked and kicked some more..

Feel free to come up with a better one.

What a gay thread.

lol, go kill yourself

Chuck Norris kicks Banes ass so hard that it will take a circle around the globe just to get another.

So what feats does movie Norris have?

Feats??? Who cares about feats when we are talking about Chuck Norris?

So we're un-ironically using Chuck Norris jokes here?

What a gay thread.

Originally posted by NemeBro
So we're un-ironically using Chuck Norris jokes here?

What a gay thread.

Just kidding, however it says any version so technically, the Chuck Norris from the Chuck Norris jokes could be used (in theory). If we however looks at what version that could be used beyond comic relief there is a few, I would probably suggest Texas Walker, he seems like a well rounded fighter, and could and would use his grappling to his advantage. But again any pick is given the op possible.

Originally posted by Utrigita
Just kidding, however it says any version so technically, the Chuck Norris from the Chuck Norris jokes could be used (in theory). If we however looks at what version that could be used beyond comic relief there is a few, I would probably suggest Texas Walker, he seems like a well rounded fighter, and could and would use his grappling to his advantage. But again any pick is given the op possible.

Did Texas Walker even lose a fight, ever?

Norris beats the crap out of bane with his unnatural ability and then carries him away in the back of a ute, or as the Americans call it: A Pick Up truck.

How about Expendables 2 Norris? Some of the Chuck Norris jokesfacts canonically apply to that version too.