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While I wasn't a part of the deliberations, I have it on good authority that Delph is getting a lengthy vacation from the forums. Good riddance. It may not have been the perm that I was hoping for, but my work here is as complete as it's going to be.

Several people have thanked me for recent developments, as though anything I might have done was for the benefit of the forums. I'm glad you were entertained. Now you can all go **** yourselves with socket wrenches while you continue to frequent this sh*tty backwater dump of a forum. My only regret is that I didn't realize this sooner, and wasted so much time to the mindless bickering and trolling that is basically the hallmark of KMC for the past 3-4 years.

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April Fools, Motherf*ckers

Alright, I lied. I have a ton more to say, so let's jump in:

1 - Yes we did
The first person who says "I called it" is getting banned. Because I'm sure a few of you suspected, especially the last day or two, but no one was calling it, and we got so many of you hook, line, and sinker. It was a thing of beauty to watch.

2 - Forum Cleanup
Everything I did is easily reversible. We should have the Comic Book Forum back to normal by day's end, for example.

3 - Delph
Dude is an absolute champion. Not only was he cool with being banned, but he was a great collaborator. For example, my racist vocabulary was spent after my first couple posts. Half the lines I was delivering were directly from him. He also hatched the idea to use the PMs to further fuel the hatred (yes, the PMs were fake). And he's been absolutely money about selling it believably.

4 - Mods
A big thanks to Bada, Backfire, Pr, Impediment, and Newjak for playing along. They each found a valuable role to play. My favorite was watching Bada wind everyone up, up to and including ban threats and finding increasingly-irrational ways to side with me.

5 - We Need to Go Deeper...
The original plan - from months and even years ago - was for me to be the one who was unjustly banned. But mods can't be banned, so we needed a new story. I knew that almost any feud that reached the levels I wanted it to would seem too unbelievable. So I needed a plausible antagonist, and we needed a back story that made sense with what just happened. So that's when I approached Delph...in July of 2013. Yes kids, the original fight between me and Delph was part of the setup. Welcome to a punchline months in the making.

6 - Lone Regret
I had a rule. All of my posts would either be against Delph specifically, or would be general enough that no one could take personal offense to it. I broke that rule once when I briefly went at Wei Phoenix for the sake of staying in character. Wei, you have my deepest apologies for something that was wholly undeserved.

7 - Catching Up
I've had to hold my tongue all week. So...
- Cap 2 was excellent, but hold your damn horses on everyone who's calling it the best superhero film ever. We over-glorify the recent too much here. It's in the conversation, a legit top 5 candidate. But several others have done just as well. My boy Spidey is about to egg Cap's face pretty soon anyway.
- A piece of my childhood died with Taker's streak, but anyone who knows wrestling and knew Taker, knew that he was going to go out on his back, the way that you're supposed to in the business. Now, the choice of opponent is the questionable aspect of this, which sucks. But ignore that loser Brock, and let's recognize that a legend decided to go out on his own terms.
- It's probably not a 10/10 scenario either way, but I'll happily concede a street fight or MMA fight to Delph due to size. My experience of actually being hit and fighting back may help me there as well, but I have no ground skills and would need to stay mobile. If I picked the stips, it would be either a boxing match or on a trampoline (I'm a f*cking ninja on trampolines, for reference), and I'd dominate either. Maybe not a KO in boxing, but certainly on points.
- If anyone's looking for a well-thought-out piece on current racial issues in society, or specifically in the media and on television, I'd highly recommend this article. Posting it this past week would have been too out of place, for obvious reasons.

8 - A Word From My Boys



Originally posted by Impediment
sESqsVAZTdw

Bada and Delph (and maybe others) will likely have plenty to say as well.

9 - Discipline
With possible limited exceptions (I haven't followed everything), it's all been part of the act. That includes occasionally taking sides and antagonizing people. We didn't want anyone getting in legit trouble for a joke, so the slate is wiped clean for nearly everything. I would have been just as caustic toward someone saying the things I did, so no hard feelings. If the globals say anything to the contrary, though, their word goes.

That said, we can't allow continued anarchy, and it's obvious that the threshold for acceptable posts has been loosened somewhat in recent days. So hopefully we can slowly settle back into normal operating mode.

10 - AND FINALLY...
As the last step in my plan, Brucie has been given a 1-day ban for no particular reason, as thanks for everyone putting up with the chaos. Cheers!

http://i.imgur.com/VXFtxBt.jpg


I'm gonna let my boy Ray play me out:

L-5LwRinkJ0

So you weren't gangraped?



Also:
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lrs9mtry7Z1r1thdeo1_400.gif

If anyone says you didn't get them, they're phucking lying. Very nice.

Second

Nice. Now go reopen Team Authority.

I sort of KNEW IT

Two of the nicest people on the forums wouldn't stoop to that level.

"Welcome Back" both of you

Originally posted by Galan007
So you weren't gangraped? Million dollar question.

I haven't posted this much on the forum in a long time. Too bad it wasn't real though. mmm

Originally posted by zopzop
I sort of KNEW IT

Two of the nicest people on the forums wouldn't stoop to that level.

"Welcome Back" both of you

I'm glad. I was shocked it happened, and am glad it was April Fools.

I didn't know it. I thought it was real. Silly me

I was wondering why mods weren't deleting things and even ills post why not pin and close it if you wanted people to see it. The comments fueled the fire and thought that was odd

Originally posted by -K-M-
I didn't know it. I thought it was real. Silly me
Sh|t I did too. But I knew something had to be up. Like I said, two of the nicest people on these forums don't sink to that level out of nowhere.

Damn. I've been had

Originally posted by Digi
1 - Yes we did
The first person who says "I called it" is getting banned. Originally posted by zopzop
I sort of KNEW IT Reported.

Let's just be glad Digi normally uses his powers for good.

He was a scary bad guy

This was freakin' great. Here are some of my posts from the mod forum:

Originally posted by Badabing
I've been doing my best to flame the situation while appearing to be civil.
Originally posted by Badabing
Oh man. The SWvF is even talking about it.

http://www.killermovies.com/forums/showthread.php?threadid=405188&pagenumber=1762#post14669464

I can't wait to dress everybody up as our little Sidewalk Sallys. Because that's how much they've been owned. Originally posted by Badabing
I knew he'd show up and he didn't disappoint. I didn't want to give HaSon the satisfaction of me banning him. It's his MO to try to get everybody riled up, but that didn't work. I was pleasantly surprised to see everybody stay as calm as they did.
Originally posted by Badabing
God bless HaSon/Val. I knew his dislike of me would be shown. Never did I suspect he'd play so well into the plan. He not only took his shots at me and Digi, but went after Newjak. Then to top it off he posted a porn image, I deleted the post, then he flat out complains that I deleted the post leaving a temp ban opening for Impediment. It's almost as if he was in on the joke. Originally posted by Badabing
I'll admit that everybody has handled things so far a lot better than I expected. I was worried that things would fall apart before the joke ran its course and we'd have to explain everything before any actual bans. Originally posted by Badabing
Oh man, Brucie is playing his part as well as HaSon/Val did. You gotta love their consistency. Originally posted by Badabing
Cripes, this is freakin' glorious! Praise Jesus, Yahweh, God, Allah, Buddha, Zeus, Odin, Anubis, Ra, Science, Darwin...whatever. I can't wait until tomorrow! banana02

I want to say a special thanks to some people. Wei, Galan and Blair, I appreciate your PMs. I hated lying about the gag. Sorry I couldn't let you guys in on things.

Max and Rage, I used you both to help sell this thing. Neither of you received any actual warnings. I just needed a few people to be angry with to make this seem real.

HasSon and Brucie... You guys couldn't have played your parts any better, even if you were in on things. The fact that neither of you were makes this even sweeter. 131

And a special thanks to everybody. I was concerned that things would get out of control quickly. But most everybody kept their heads and handled the situation better than I could have ever predicted.


Edit: Slopslop is getting a temp ban.

That reveal was as bad as vince being the higher power with the ministry of darkness

Holy shit, you guys are assholes..............






























I wouldn't say I suspected anything and really thought it was real, but I thought Digi going batshit insane and racist was downright bizzare as he is one of the nicest people I know on this forum. You played us for real this time. Bravo.

Lmao, bruce really did get a 1 day ban:
http://i.imgur.com/qrOCf7b.jpg

The icing on the cake.

Wow.

Just wow. And here I thought Digi was going North Korea on everyone's asses.

In most cases, I'd say this went way too far with the racism and the rape jokes, but this is KMC after all.

No way you guys are topping this next year. No way.

Man, I was a few days away of sending the only ruling I had for the finals of the tourney, and sort of happy not to ever think about that again. Mmmmh...

Now I just wish I backseat modded harder on the Off topic thread awesr

Good times anyways

**** you

I made 2 new email accounts

tl;dr

The Trolling is strong with these mods.

Originally posted by Stealth Moose
tl;dr

The Trolling is strong with these mods.

Rules don't apply to leaders, look at Obama

Originally posted by maxivitopowe
I made 2 new email accounts

Originally posted by Damborgson
**** you
You got suckered bro, we all did.

This is what Digi and the rest of us did to all of you:

qPr-xsQvhgw

Originally posted by Digi
10 - AND FINALLY...
As the last step in my plan, Brucie has been given a 1-day ban for no particular reason, as thanks for everyone putting up with the chaos. Cheers!

Very impressed.

I hate all of you

What's new then?

Originally posted by Impediment
This is what Digi and the rest of us did to all of you:

qPr-xsQvhgw

http://www.accelerator3359.com/Wrestling/pictures/finishers/undertakerchokeslamani.gif

Figures!

I was like what the hell? 2 of the most cool level headed Vets in KM.C going at it????? And the mods????

Did got me frequent in this past couple of days. Lol's

Good going guys 👍. Got me good. Lol

The only reason I didn't quite think it was april fools is because I didn't think this "feud" started around the date to apply. But the way the mods were acting, shoulda suspected.

Yeah! I was like huh?? Modz should da close this by now?? Prank?? But then digi racial slur - this serious.

LOL at brucie

What did Bruce actually do to get banned?

Originally posted by Damborgson
**** you Calm down.

Originally posted by JayDaDon
The only reason I didn't quite think it was april fools is because I didn't think this "feud" started around the date to apply. But the way the mods were acting, shoulda suspected.

Originally posted by -K-M-
What did Bruce actually do to get banned? Meh it could be a number of things tbh

The 1-day ban won't be on Bruce's permanent record. It was just the ending of the gag.

Loving the reactions here. I hope no one is legit upset, but I also didn't go at anyone personally other than Delph, so there's no reason to be. After all, if we didn't give the gag some actual bite, it would have flopped entirely.

Originally posted by Existere
Million dollar question.

Of course not. Though the 1st of the two PMs was a heavily edited version of a PM I did send to Delph. We used it so that the "tone" of my writing would come through. But all the stuff that was actually used as part of the joke were added in. And the 2nd PM was entirely Delph's creation.

Originally posted by MADMAN01
That reveal was as bad as vince being the higher power with the ministry of darkness

Meh, everyone's a critic. I'll look forward to you topping it next year.

Originally posted by -K-M-
What did Bruce actually do to get banned? He posted.

http://1.media.collegehumor.cvcdn.com/99/69/fd4254de3fe67bb9425d2580d47b4019-micdrop15.gif

Originally posted by Digi
The 1-day ban won't be on Bruce's permanent record. It was just the ending of the gag.

Loving the reactions here. I hope no one is legit upset, but I also didn't go at anyone personally other than Delph, so there's no reason to be. .

you went all sarcastic on me you phucking kumrag.
but good job, I really thought you went postal here.

Originally posted by MF DELPH
http://1.media.collegehumor.cvcdn.com/99/69/fd4254de3fe67bb9425d2580d47b4019-micdrop15.gif



/highfives

Good job. First KMC prank to have legit fooled me.

Also, I hate you both.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW


You know, after all the time it took you to explain Samzed how this started you might as well tell him it was a prank too, I bet he won't realize that before you tell him

I didn't care about the happenings like at all, but I still feel so used and icky.

Everything that was said happened though as far as I'm concerned.

Originally posted by Blair Wind
Good job. First KMC prank to have legit fooled me.

Also, I hate you both.

Now that I think about it you two must have been laughing your ass off at people deconstructing the argument while arguing over the severity of the insults.

Btw, Bada's lame "Rick Roll" on April 1 was part of the plan as well, so that your collective April Fools prank radar wasn't on alert.

Originally posted by HueyFreeman
Now that I think about it you two must have been laughing your ass off at people deconstructing the argument while arguing over the severity of the insults.

The best was that they built up the narrative far better than we ever could have on our own. They were constructing our motivations and actions with way more nuance than I could have anticipated. But yeah, it was magnificent.

Basically what Delph and the mods did to us:

cjI5o0vqoRA

Originally posted by Bentley
You know, after all the time it took you to explain Samzed how this started you might as well tell him it was a prank too, I bet he won't realize that before you tell him

Ah, yeah. I'm on it.

Originally posted by Branlor Swift
Everything that was said happened though as far as I'm concerned.

Yes, it did.

Originally posted by Digi
Of course not.

Sure, sure. Too late now ahah

So...can I still take Digi's mod position and can Delph still be banned?

Originally posted by Mindset
So...can I still take Digi's mod position and can Delph still be banned?
No, but I can pour this beer on your head.

I might not have called it, but I never gave two shits about it.

So... where's my prize?

This is indeed, the most elabrote troll I have ever seen, and kudos to that.

It says something that Digi's normal, everyday personality is what made me think this whole incident was real though. mmm

Originally posted by Branlor Swift
Everything that was said happened though as far as I'm concerned.

V0EZobdiJ4M

Originally posted by Astner
I might not have called it, but I never gave two shits about it.

So... where's my prize? You're prize is going to be an all expenses paid trip to banned camp! sneer

Originally posted by Astner
I might not have called it, but I never gave two shits about it.

So... where's my prize?

Join the fun. Even those who got got are enjoying this.

Originally posted by -K-M-
V0EZobdiJ4M

See, I'll take this as a compliment, because it means my dedication to the character paid off. I demand an Oscar nomination for this magnificent performance.

Astner is too autistic to have fun.

I was getting pretty mad at the whole thing for a while. It was a joke so it's all good but I disagree that you only went at Delph, the earlier racism issues before the silly last one is each to see as something on all the black members.

Which only means I have to beat up Pr for lying to me.

Originally posted by Lek Kuen
I was getting pretty mad at the whole thing for a while. It was a joke so it's all good but I disagree that you only went at Delph, the earlier racism issues before the silly last one is each to see as something on all the black members.

Which only means I have to beat up Pr for lying to me.

See? No downsides to this!

Shhit was looking pretty real when he closed down Team Authority.

I remember thinking to myself is there no justice !

I... Still don't care.

Originally posted by Gecko4lif
I... Still don't care. I'll bet if the joke was made of cupcake or hoagie you'd care.

Originally posted by Badabing
I'll bet if the joke was made of cupcake or hoagie you'd care.
But it wasn't. Missed opportunity.

lol

But seriously, you guys aren't permanent banning Brucie for this?

Originally posted by Gecko4lif
But it wasn't. Missed opportunity. Originally posted by Badabing

Originally posted by Branlor Swift
But seriously, you guys aren't permanent banning Brucie for this? its April fools not Christmas

Originally posted by Branlor Swift
But seriously, you guys aren't permanent banning Brucie for this? Originally posted by Gecko4lif
its April fools not Christmas

Full disclosure. When I banned Delph for 3 days I almost accidentally banned him permanently because I'm incompetent and am so used to only banning spammers at this point that it's sort of a reflex to just hit "permanent" when banning someone. Caught myself at the last minute.

Digi, this was amazing. We now all know what a horrid racist POS Digi can be when he's let off his leash. He was pretending it was hard, but I think we all know this is probably how he secretly is in real life.

Originally posted by Badabing
We'll this has all been one big waste of time.

Let's not make rash decisions though. Think it over

Agreed. I'd be more than happy to go back through bruce's posts and retroactively report him, if that will help.

Originally posted by BackFire
Full disclosure. When I banned Delph for 3 days I almost accidentally banned him permanently because I'm incompetent and am so used to only banning spammers at this point that it's sort of a reflex to just hit "permanent" when banning someone. Caught myself at the last minute.

Digi, this was amazing. We now all know what a horrid racist POS Digi can be when he's let off his leash. He was pretending it was hard, but I think we all know this is probably how he secretly is in real life. Agreed. Wasn't Digi's original user name DigiMarKKK007?Originally posted by Branlor Swift
We'll this has all been one big waste of time.

Let's not make rash decisions though. Think it over Originally posted by Galan007
Agreed. I'd be more than happy to go back through bruce's posts and retroactively report him, if that will help. This seems pretty important to a lot of people. I'll give it further thought. But hypothetically, if a bunch of people were to turn against Marwash, it may make my decision a bit easier. mmm

Originally posted by Lek Kuen
I was getting pretty mad at the whole thing for a while. It was a joke so it's all good but I disagree that you only went at Delph, the earlier racism issues before the silly last one is each to see as something on all the black members.

Which only means I have to beat up Pr for lying to me.

Lol, you f*cks. I'll admit, you had me fooled. Great prank. Bravo on the long con.

Kind of disappointed that Digi isn't a racist though. Would have given him some real personality imho.

Originally posted by Rage.Of.Olympus
Lol, you f*cks. I'll admit, you had me fooled. Great prank. Bravo on the long con.

Kind of disappointed that Digi isn't a racist though. Would have given him some real personality imho. Weren't you getting all Thor 2012 that Digi was a racist though?

Rage was massively butthurt, yes.

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lu41c792MQ1qdlkgg.gif


well phuckin' played. that shit was epic.

http://media.giphy.com/media/5ZosQz0wbTcCA/giphy.gif




but now that i know this was all bullshit, digi, you can fully expect the rape jokes to flow like chocolate syrup at Gecko's house.

Massively? My anus was definitely a little puckered but I don't think it was a full on gaping.

Originally posted by Branlor Swift
Weren't you getting all Thor 2012 that Digi was a racist though?

What's the 2012 reference too?

IIRC, the mod double standards were annoying me. The racism was funny but irritating in that it wasn't taken as seriously because of mod bashing or whatever. The favoritism basically.

For the noob scrubs who just saw this thread, read my post. sneer

http://www.killermovies.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&postid=14675301&highlight=userid%3A89307#post14675301

Glad you guys had fun. The board move April Fools prank was a smart move to have us let our guard down btw.

Originally posted by Digi
April Fools, Motherf*ckers http://i62.tinypic.com/11aah41.gif

i was actually gonna do a poll on who would replace Digi

i was 88% certain CBC would win

followed by Mindset

Originally posted by Rage.Of.Olympus
Massively? My anus was definitely a little puckered but I don't think it was a full on gaping. Your rectum was prolapsed, brother. srsly

Originally posted by Astner
I might not have called it, but I never gave two shits about it.

So... where's my prize?

Next time you'll have the right to be one-day banned instead of Brucie :P

Originally posted by Bentley
Next time you'll have the right to be one-day banned instead of Brucie :P The LiZodfather agrees.

Originally posted by Rage.Of.Olympus
Kind of disappointed that Digi isn't a racist though. Would have given him some real personality imho.

And we have our winner for most underhanded compliment. I lol'd though.

Originally posted by marwash22
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lu41c792MQ1qdlkgg.gif

well phuckin' played. that shit was epic.

http://media.giphy.com/media/5ZosQz0wbTcCA/giphy.gif

but now that i know this was all bullshit, digi, you can fully expect the rape jokes to flow like chocolate syrup at Gecko's house.

Thanks.

And understood.

Originally posted by psycho gundam
http://i62.tinypic.com/11aah41.gif

dgrin

Originally posted by BackFire
Full disclosure. When I banned Delph for 3 days I almost accidentally banned him permanently because I'm incompetent and am so used to only banning spammers at this point that it's sort of a reflex to just hit "permanent" when banning someone. Caught myself at the last minute.

Digi, this was amazing. We now all know what a horrid racist POS Digi can be when he's let off his leash. He was pretending it was hard, but I think we all know this is probably how he secretly is in real life.

Gawd, that would have upped the ante soooo much if you had perm banned Delph. I can't even imagine.

^ PACKED chocolate syrup jokes, digi. Forever

Originally posted by Rage.Of.Olympus

What's the 2012 reference too?



It was Thor's dark times when KO's were a daily ordeal and Fraction was in his prime. I started drinking in 2012 oddly enough.

-----------


**** all of you again by the way. You don't get to play with my feelings like that.

Originally posted by Damborgson
It was Thor's dark times... I started drinking in 2012.

This is fandom right here, folks.

Originally posted by Damborgson
**** all of you again by the way. You don't get to play with my feelings like that.

Use the pain. Steel yourself against future injury. What would the Odinson say of your weakness?!

Originally posted by Digi
Use the pain. Steel yourself against future injury. What would the Odinson say of your weakness?!



He'd do this hopefully

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m726h5gMYu1rsy50k.gif

#Dream<3

So we don't get maniacal dictator Digi?


Lame.

Originally posted by Bentley
You know, after all the time it took you to explain Samzed how this started you might as well tell him it was a prank too, I bet he won't realize that before you tell him I didn't. Maybe I would've suspected it was a prank If I had time to follow their posts. But Digi going bat**** crazy made me think he's going through his own "Superior Spider-man" faze and just like Pete's sh1tty friends who didn't suspect anything we didn't realize it was an April fools joke. Shame on us.

PS: The thing that bothered me the most is - I honestly thought Didi got gang rapped in school. And I just couldn't masterbruce to it.

Originally posted by psycho gundam
^ PACKED chocolate syrup jokes, digi. Forever DigiChomper out, DigiFudge in.

Lame, lame, lame, lame, lame, lame, lame, lame, lame, lame, lame, lame, lame, lame, lame, lame, lame, lame, lame, lame, lame, lame, lame, lame, lame, lame, lame, lame, lame, lame, lame, lame, lame, lame, lame, lame, lame, lame, lame, lame, lame, lame, lame, lame, lame, lame, lame, lame, lame, lame, lame, lame, lame, lame, lame, lame, lame, lame, lame, lame, lame, lame, lame.

Oh and in case I forgot to mention; LAME.

Heel Digi was one of the best things to happen to these forums in a long time. Shame that it was all a fake from the very start.

Originally posted by Epicurus
Lame, lame, lame, lame, lame, lame, lame, lame, lame, lame, lame, lame, lame, lame, lame, lame, lame, lame, lame, lame, lame, lame, lame, lame, lame, lame, lame, lame, lame, lame, lame, lame, lame, lame, lame, lame, lame, lame, lame, lame, lame, lame, lame, lame, lame, lame, lame, lame, lame, lame, lame, lame, lame, lame, lame, lame, lame, lame, lame, lame, lame, lame, lame.

Oh and in case I forgot to mention; LAME.

Heel Digi was one of the best things to happen to these forums in a long time. Shame that it was all a fake from the very start.

You'll always have the memories.

What if the reveal that this was all an April's fool joke was the April's fool joke?

Originally posted by Branlor Swift
What if the reveal that this was all an April's fool joke was the April's fool joke? a hoax inside of a hoax?

digiception.

A boy inside a boy who has a boy in his mouth if you will

Originally posted by marwash22
a hoax inside of a hoax?

digiception.

I wouldn't put it past me...

edit

Originally posted by Badabing
This was freakin' great. Here are some of my posts from the mod forum:



HasSon and Brucie... You guys couldn't have played your parts any better, even if you were in on things. The fact that neither of you were makes this even sweeter. 131

Originally posted by Digi
I wouldn't put it past me...

That would be the best way out of it if serious without Raz.

Make "deals" with you and Delph. That way it all looks like a joke if you ever tif again. Your butthole goes back to being virgin in the eyes of KMC, which is the whole reason you blew up. And it calms down the RageofPsychowashes of the forum.

I don't know what to believe anymore. We need the conspiracy forum on this.

Originally posted by Branlor Swift
That would be the best way out of it if serious without Raz.

Make "deals" with you and Delph. That way it all looks like a joke if you ever tif again. Your butthole goes back to being virgin in the eyes of KMC, which is the whole reason you blew up. And it calms down the RageofPsychowashes of the forum.

I don't know what to believe anymore. We need the conspiracy forum on this.



Aaaand down the rabbit hole you go.

The only actual twist I considered was once I did the "reveal," have Delph deny it for a day or two, to add another level of confusion to all of it. Maybe have 1-2 of the mods claim they were in on it, while others act dumb and pretend like they thought it was real. Would have really messed with a lot of people even more.

But we were in danger of letting it drag on too long, so I was happy to end it when I did.

Originally posted by Branlor Swift
That would be the best way out of it if serious without Raz.

Make "deals" with you and Delph. That way it all looks like a joke if you ever tif again. Your butthole goes back to being virgin in the eyes of KMC, which is the whole reason you blew up. And it calms down the RageofPsychowashes of the forum.

I don't know what to believe anymore. We need the conspiracy forum on this.

was browsing the Conspiracy Forum and stumbled upon this little doozy

You can't throw me off with your magic grand wizard! The truth will cum out.

Originally posted by maxivitopowe
was browsing the Conspiracy Forum and stumbled upon this little doozy

The conspiracy forum is something else. I used to pop in there from time to time when lizard people were a big thing. Haven't been there since, don't know why.

But if anyone can get to the bottom of Digi's bottom it's them

Originally posted by Branlor Swift
You can't throw me off with your magic grand wizard! The truth will cum out.



The conspiracy forum is something else. I used to pop in there from time to time when lizard people were a big thing. Haven't been there since, don't know why.

But if anyone can get to the bottom of Digi's bottom it's them When lizard people were a big thing!? sneer

There's only a scarce few of them since circa 2010-ish I believe. Your people are getting wiped out once again. Destined for near extermination every couple of years, but that's the price you pay for the ability to form human shells.

If they weren't then why isn't there big talk of conspiracies on them anymore? Swish

Originally posted by Branlor Swift
cum out. Smh

What I actually found really revealing out of this whole joke is that there are some guys on this forum that will make fun of a rape victim.

When this guys did not know this was all a joke they were making fun of Digi.

I can take the racial slurs after all all of us (or most) use them at some point with friends or to ourselves and some of us let close friends to get away with racial slurs, but for those assholes that made fun of a rape victim (even if it was faked) I wish them to be sodomized with a pineapple and after that happen they should tell us some jokes about it.

Other than that kudos for the Mods for the joke and Digi, you know in who you can't never trust

Basically what you're saying is that RageofPsychowash is a terrible person? Didn't take the conspiracy of Digi vs Delphi to figure that out

Originally posted by Rao Kal El
What I actually found really revealing out of this whole joke is that there are some guys on this forum that will make fun of a rape victim.

When this guys did not know this was all a joke they were making fun of Digi.

I can take the racial slurs after all all of us (or most) use them at some point with friends or to ourselves and some of us let close friends to get away with racial slurs, but for those assholes that made fun of a rape victim (even if it was faked) I wish them to be sodomized with a pineapple and after that happen they should tell us some jokes about it.

Other than that kudos for the Mods for the joke and Digi, you know in who you can't never trust Well, Digi said that fake pm was fake.

So it was double fake.

Originally posted by Branlor Swift
Basically what you're saying is that RageofPsychowash is a terrible person? Didn't take the conspiracy of Digi vs Delphi to figure that out

I did not followed the whole thing to be honest, but yes, if he did, he should get a pineapple or thor's helmet up his ass

Originally posted by Mindset
Well, Digi said that fake pm was fake.

So it was double fake.

I don't mean Delphi, he was in it all the way

Originally posted by Rao Kal El


I don't mean Delphi, he was in it all the way I know what you mean.

Digi said the pm was fake during the joke.

Originally posted by Rao Kal El
What I actually found really revealing out of this whole joke is that there are some guys on this forum that will make fun of a rape victim.

When this guys did not know this was all a joke they were making fun of Digi.

I can take the racial slurs after all all of us (or most) use them at some point with friends or to ourselves and some of us let close friends to get away with racial slurs, but for those assholes that made fun of a rape victim (even if it was faked) I wish them to be sodomized with a pineapple and after that happen they should tell us some jokes about it.

Other than that kudos for the Mods for the joke and Digi, you know in who you can't never trust

I'm from the dave chapelle school of thought on male rape
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Originally posted by Mindset
I know what you mean.

Digi said the pm was fake during the joke.

Didnt follow the whole thing, but if he did and they knew then it will be justifiable for those who joke about it.

And yes, like chappelle said, if you get raped, you take that shit to the grave.

Since there's some discussion...

The first PM was loosely based on something I had sent to Delph months ago, but had nothing to do with rape. It was so heavily edited that it might as well have been entirely fake. We only used an existing PM as a starting template to match my writing style.

The second PM was entirely fake. Delph made up the whole thing (with my blessing, of course). He even doctored the screenshot when someone called him out on it. It was hilarious, because I would have copy/pasted it and sent it to him so he could screen-cap it, but he must have Photoshopped it (and it worked!).

I didn't pay much attention to whatever barbs were being thrown my way. I expected them coming in, and my focus was on selling the story. I did enough to warrant a fair amount of backlash, though, so I don't begrudge anyone their words. And I'd hesitate to draw any conclusions from this. We were purposefully trying to get a rise out of people. I'd say that very little of what was said is indicative of members' true personalities and tendencies.

Originally posted by Digi
Since there's some discussion...

The first PM was loosely based on something I had sent to Delph months ago, but had nothing to do with rape. It was so heavily edited that it might as well have been entirely fake. We only used an existing PM as a starting template to match my writing style.

The second PM was entirely fake. Delph made up the whole thing (with my blessing, of course). He even doctored the screenshot when someone called him out on it. It was hilarious, because I would have copy/pasted it and sent it to him so he could screen-cap it, but he must have Photoshopped it (and it worked!).

I didn't pay much attention to whatever barbs were being thrown my way. I expected them coming in, and my focus was on selling the story. I did enough to warrant a fair amount of backlash, though, so I don't begrudge anyone their words. And I'd hesitate to draw any conclusions from this. We were purposefully trying to get a rise out of people. I'd say that very little of what was said is indicative of members' true personalities and tendencies.

Well played, my young apprentice

Originally posted by Digi
I'd say that very little of what was said is indicative of members' true personalities and tendencies. nah, i meant everything i said about you, you pole-smoking, ankle-clutching, pillow-biting homo.