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Is it enough for you? Someone hot makes you this offer to be together with you? Is it enough for you or will you need more?

Talking about needing more... I don't understand the thread.

Originally posted by Shakyamunison
Talking about needing more... I don't understand the thread.

I agree with this.

I want at least a forth one with a door. Preferably I'd have a few more with windows, and a couple of more still for a garage.

Don't smoke and post bro.

Originally posted by Stealth Moose
Don't smoke and post bro.

Smoke could explain a lot.

I think he means: "three square meals a day and a roof over your head."

So free meals and boarding plus being intimate with somone who is "hot", is that all you need in life?

w2X3vVMdh-s

That is what I mean Robtard.

Originally posted by Wonder Man
Is it enough for you? Someone hot makes you this offer to be together with you? Is it enough for you or will you need more?

No.

I need to learn stuff and make things, too, to feel fulfilled.

Originally posted by dadudemon
No.

I need to eat stuff and make lots of poo, too, to feel fulfilled.

FTFY

I like circle food more

Donuts are circle food

I was thinking pizza...

Originally posted by Clovie
I was thinking pizza...
Are you fat?

yes. i look like a wagoon

Is that a wagon full of goons?

Originally posted by Astner
Are you fat?

Originally posted by Clovie
yes. i look like a wagoon

Uhhh, well, that certainly took the wind out of his troll-sails.

Originally posted by Robtard
FTFY

That's a legit correction.

Originally posted by Robtard
Is that a wagon full of goons? typo whats goons?Originally posted by dadudemon
Uhhh, well, that certainly took the wind out of his troll-sails.



That's a legit correction. that was a rude question

Originally posted by Astner
I want at least a forth one with a door. Preferably I'd have a few more with windows, and a couple of more still for a garage.
*fourth

Hahahaha, and to think some people thought Astner was smart!!!

Originally posted by Bardock42
Hahahaha, and to think some people thought Astner was smart!!!
he says I'm fat. That alone proves that he is not...

Originally posted by Epicurus
*fourth

Bad form: English is not his first language.


Originally posted by Clovie
typo whats goons? that was a rude question

Yes it was and I think you're definitely beautiful. Astner is a very very skinny boy so I believe he prefers his women also look like 12-year-old girls.

He can prefer whoever he likes. But telling any woman that she is fat is rude. Always. (doesn't count for doctors, dietetitians and best friends)

Now, I'm gonna predict that he is going to say that he did not call you fat, but asked whether you were.

Like a backdoor to get out of being a prick by playing ignorant. Some people like to do that.

Originally posted by dadudemon
Astner is a very very skinny boy so I believe he prefers his women also look like 12-year-old girls.

First part is true; rail thin.

Second part is not so true. Astner's main fetish is having very large women sit on his face and smother him.

"Marius, are you fat?" - don't you find it rude?

life is unfair crying1

Originally posted by Clovie
"Marius, are you fat?" - don't you find it rude?

life is unfair crying1

It was rude, definitely. I'm just saying that's what he's probably going to say. Unless he won't now that I pointed it out...who knows.

or he will just ignore everything. like most guys do

Originally posted by Clovie
or he will just ignore everything. like most guys do

I do think that many people, and perhaps guys in particular, do ignore the emotional impact of their words.

coz they are jerks. and they don't care about my feelings.

Originally posted by Clovie
coz they are jerks. and they don't care about my feelings.

Aww, I'm sure many people care about your feelings

not really.

I care about your feelings.

Seriously?

I didn't tell you that you were fat, I asked if you were fat. I don't even know what you look like.

Not that I care, because if most guys ignore you then you're probably no Gemma Arterton.

Originally posted by Clovie
Seriously?

Yes!

Originally posted by Astner
I didn't tell you that you were fat, I asked if you were fat. I don't even know what you look like.

Not that I care, because if most guys ignore you then you're probably no Gemma Arterton.

Called it

Originally posted by Bardock42
Called it
It's not so much calling it when you knew what I wrote and what I was falsely accused of.

Originally posted by dadudemon
Bad form: English is not his first language.
It was a typo. I'm fluid in English, I generally don't make mistakes.

Astner means "perfect" in Proto-Aryan-European apparently.

Originally posted by Astner
It's not so much calling it when you knew what I wrote and what I was falsely accused of.

Hmm, I still count it as a victory.

Originally posted by Stealth Moose
Astner means "perfect" in Proto-Aryan-European apparently.
I didn't know that. But it makes a lot of sense.

If you don't know it, you aren't perfect. If you aren't perfect, it stands to reason the premise is false. Therefore, Astner does not mean perfect.

QED.

One might argue that a concept or word and the implementation that this concept or word describes are not the same thing.

Originally posted by Bardock42
I do think that many people, and perhaps guys in particular, do ignore the emotional impact of their words.

SHUT UP!

That, for example, was very hurtful.

But if Robtard was Polish, it'd be perfectly acceptable.

Rob is Polish. He also likes to polish knobs, just saying.

This explains why he was upset when Armored Closet Gay Collosus got permabanned.

Colossus wasn't gay, he said so himself, he just hated homosexual people for very reasonable reasons that he just couldn't tell us at that moment, but if we'd just take his word for it that'd be best.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Rob is Polish. He also likes to polish knobs, just saying.

Both not true

Ha, your denial is proof enough.

WTF?!



Originally posted by Astner
I didn't tell you that you were fat, I asked if you were fat. I don't even know what you look like.

Not that I care, because if most guys ignore you then you're probably no Gemma Arterton.
I like jerks, jerks ignore me. and if you think the only way to scare ppl away is being fat, you seriously have some attitude problem. good luck searching for gemma's copy.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Ha, your denial is proof enough.

I'm about to reject you so hard

so much love..

Originally posted by Clovie
good luck searching for gemma's copy.
I'm not single, nor am I interested in Gemma Arterton. She's just an example of an attractive celebrity of which there are a lot of.

Originally posted by Clovie
so much love..
Love isn't as interesting.

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Originally posted by Bardock42

Colossus wasn't gay, he said so himself, he just hated homosexual people for very reasonable reasons that he just couldn't tell us at that moment, but if we'd just take his word for it that'd be best.


I get the feeling at random times that fully 20% of the messages sent on this forum are in code.
I have a feeling this is one of those times, though I suppose I'll never know.

In this case, for instance, Colossus is a comic book character.
A Marvel Comics comic book character.

Many people know that.


What most people don't know, however, is that Marvel Comics produces TWO versions of this otherwise famous X-Men character.

One of them is purported to be gay.

And no, this is not a joke; you can confirm what I'm saying by going to virtually any informative Marvel Comics site.


Which would make Colossus Big-C's threads a far more interesting affair than the majority of KMC readers realize.

Assuming, of course, that CBC himself was aware of this.

Originally posted by Astner
I'm not single, nor am I interested in Gemma Arterton. She's just an example of an attractive celebrity of which there are a lot of.


Love isn't as interesting.

Queer. Gemma Arterton is hot.

Originally posted by bluewaterrider
I get the feeling at random times that fully 20% of the messages sent on this forum are in code.
I have a feeling this is one of those times, though I suppose I'll never know.

In this case, for instance, Colossus is a comic book character.
A Marvel Comics comic book character.

Many people know that.


What most people don't know, however, is that Marvel Comics produces TWO versions of this otherwise famous X-Men character.

One of them is purported to be gay.

And no, this is not a joke; you can confirm what I'm saying by going to virtually any informative Marvel Comics site.


Which would make Colossus Big-C's threads a far more interesting affair than the majority of KMC readers realize.

Assuming, of course, that CBC himself was aware of this.

I wonder if the 'C' in his name stood for 'cock'?

Originally posted by ArtificialGlory
I wonder if the 'C' in his name stood for 'cock'?

Or closeted.

Originally posted by Astner
I'm not single, nor am I interested in Gemma Arterton. She's just an example of an attractive celebrity of which there are a lot of.


Love isn't as interesting. sure.. yes. right. congratulations on not being single. who is the lucky guy?

Originally posted by Clovie
sure.. yes. right. congratulations on not being single. who is the lucky guy?

http://replygif.net/i/1485.gif

erm? I'm not sure about your intention.. but presence of this person suggests you wanted to insult me...

Originally posted by Clovie
erm? I'm not sure about your intention.. but presence of this person suggests you wanted to insult me...

It was a laugh.gif because of your successful insult to Astner. Putin was chosen merely because he never laughs and it amuses me.

I'm scared of him

He should. His is the face of one of the Four Horsemen of the Russopocalypse.

We have boarder with Russia

Originally posted by Clovie
sure.. yes. right. congratulations on not being single. who is the lucky guy?

Astner is a gay lord.

Originally posted by Clovie
We have boarder with Russia

Hide.

Originally posted by Robtard
Astner is a gay lord.

Def.

And wiith Ukraine too.

Originally posted by Robtard
Astner is a gay lord.

He might be a girl. He has skinny girl-arms. And I've not seen photographic evidence of his genitalia to confirm either way, so who knows.

Astner, are you a girl?

You guys are bullies. Lets not make fun of people's appearances, rather lets make fun of Astner for the things that really matter, his complete lack of social graces and consequent arrogance in the face of it!

I've never seen Astner pic... and he(?) did insulted me. in a a very rude way!

Originally posted by Clovie
I've never seen Astner pic... and he(?) did insulted me. in a a very rude way!

Two wrongs don't make a right, Clovberry!

- x - = +

Wrongs don't work like multiplication

wrong + wrong = 2 wrong


Everyone knows it.

But he said I'm fat!

But there's so much wrong with Astner, you really don't have to insult the way he looks....

But I don't know how he looks. And I haven't mentioned anything about it

Originally posted by Bardock42
You guys are bullies. Lets not make fun of people's appearances, rather lets make fun of Astner for the things that really matter, his complete lack of social graces and consequent arrogance in the face of it!

Well, I avoid reading his posts as I would prefer not to be made dumber, so his appearance is all I have to go on.

Originally posted by Clovie
But I don't know how he looks. And I haven't mentioned anything about it

But others did, that's what I said in my post

Originally posted by dadudemon
Bad form: English is not his first language.
Bad form: it's not mine either.

Originally posted by bluewaterrider
In this case, for instance, Colossus is a comic book character.
A Marvel Comics comic book character.

Many people know that.


What most people don't know, however, is that Marvel Comics produces TWO versions of this otherwise famous X-Men character.

One of them is purported to be gay.

And no, this is not a joke; you can confirm what I'm saying by going to virtually any informative Marvel Comics site.


Which would make Colossus Big-C's threads a far more interesting affair than the majority of KMC readers realize.

Assuming, of course, that CBC himself was aware of this.
Profiled for obvious reasons.

Originally posted by Bardock42
But others did, that's what I said in my post okaaay...


Originally posted by Epicurus
Bad form: it's not mine either. english on the basic level is easy try learning polish

Originally posted by Clovie
I've never seen Astner pic...
Here you go:
Originally posted by Astner
On top of that I'm pretty buffed, as you can see.

http://i.imgur.com/rR8zhs.jpg

God, you could break a brick on those abs. Look at that, I could probably masturbate to the mirror, and I'm straight!

You sure that's not a screen grab from Twilight?

What if Assturd was an extra or a stand-in one of the Twilight movies?

It does look it. Add some gross looking body hair and you've yourself an Edward stunt double.

Originally posted by Epicurus
What if Assturd was an extra or a stand-in one of the Twilight movies?
I have enough women stalking me as it is thank you very much.

For real? Like, for real? Get some new (and this time funny) material. "Haha Astner isn't buff", we get it.

Originally posted by Bardock42
For real? Like, for real? Get some new (and this time funny) material. "Haha Astner isn't buff", we get it.
Be gentle, I don't have any significant flaws to poke fun at.

Originally posted by Astner
Be gentle, I don't have any significant flaws to poke fun at.

This is dripping with homoerotic innuendo.

But still you assumed I'm fat just because of one silly pizza-being-round-food joke


And as for that pic... Not gonna stalk you Looks child-like.

Originally posted by Stealth Moose
This is dripping with homoerotic innuendo.
Don't get carried away.

Originally posted by Clovie
But still you assumed I'm fat just because of one silly pizza-being-round-food joke

And as for that pic... Not gonna stalk you Looks child-like.
At least I don't have to subtract 5 kg from scale to feel good about myself.

Originally posted by Astner
Be gentle, I don't have any significant flaws to poke fun at.

Well, that's the mind blowing thing, you are such an immensely flawed individual, extremely worthy of ridicule, and yet they all fail so hard at it.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Well, that's the mind blowing thing, you are such an immensely flawed individual,
List the flaws you can think of.

I could make a list, but none of the flaws are things you'd consider so or think apply to you (also one of your flaws), so I think I won't.

Originally posted by Bardock42
I could make a list, but none of the flaws are things you'd consider so (also one of your flaws), so I think I won't.
So all my flaws are subjective? That's pretty impressive if I can say so myself.

Originally posted by Astner
So all my flaws are subjective? That's pretty impressive if I can say so myself.

All value of human existence is subjective.

Originally posted by Epicurus
Bad form: it's not mine either.

You do realize that that does not matter, right?


Originally posted by Astner
On top of that I'm pretty buffed, as you can see.

God, you could break a brick on those abs. Look at that, I could probably masturbate to the mirror, and I'm straight!


Wow!

Such cringe!


Originally posted by NemeBro
Reported for posting a picture of a pre-pubescant girl's bare chest. estahuh

No but seriously, the only poster here (As in, Anime forum) I would describe as being physically "buff" is probably dadudemon (I would probably qualify were I not also a lardass).

Why thank you, good sir!


I lost quite a bit of fat, recently. I posted some shit on Facebook.

Originally posted by Bardock42
All value of human existence is subjective.
You've had a lot of time justifying your existence, haven't you?

Originally posted by Astner
You've had a lot of time justifying your existence, haven't you?

I have had almost 28 years of consciousness to justify my existence. I didn't spend most of it doing so. At this point in time I'm not sure I have to at all.

Originally posted by Astner
At least I don't have to subtract 5 kg from scale to feel good about myself.


What's your problem actually? I mean really...
FYI I have BMI in the "normal" part. and when I had it in the "below normal", I still wanted to get even thinner. but that is totally not your business.

Originally posted by dadudemon
You do realize that that does not matter, right?
You do realize then that this entire conversation started by you is pointless, right?

Oh wait, I forgot that you're dadudemon, and starting pointless conversations which you can't finish is your MO.

Originally posted by Bardock42
For real? Like, for real? Get some new (and this time funny) material. "Haha Astner isn't buff", we get it.

If people made fun of his utter social ineptness and outright awkwardness, that would be making fun of his IRL aspergers, which isn't very nice. eg you'd not call an actual retarded person a "retard".

So making fun of his pasty muscle-deprived 14-year-old-ish looking body is probably best/not cruel, imo.

Originally posted by Astner
At least I don't have to subtract 5 kg from scale to feel good about myself.

Do you have to add at least 10 to feel good?

Originally posted by Robtard
If people made fun of his utter social ineptness and outright awkwardness, that would be making fun of his IRL aspergers, which isn't very nice. eg you'd not call an actual retarded person a "retard".

So making fun of his pasty muscle-deprived 14-year-old-ish looking body is probably best/not cruel, imo.

People with Aspergers (assuming Astner has it) are able to behave in a manner that is not hurtful to other people. Leaning towards autism on the spectrum is not an excuse for harmful behaviour, nor for other character flaws.

Originally posted by Epicurus
You do realize then that this entire conversation started by you is pointless, right?

Oh wait, I forgot that you're dadudemon, and starting pointless conversations which you can't finish is your MO.

You didn't address my latest point at all.

Originally posted by Bardock42
People with Aspergers (assuming Astner has it) are able to behave in a manner that is not hurtful to other people. Leaning towards autism on the spectrum is not an excuse for harmful behaviour, nor for other character flaws.

Well, unless, of course, the person is incapable of higher social functions. The "spectrum" can get quite severe.

Originally posted by Bardock42
People with Aspergers (assuming Astner has it) are able to behave in a manner that is not hurtful to other people. Leaning towards autism on the spectrum is not an excuse for harmful behaviour, nor for other character flaws.
How do you know he has Aspargers?

We don't know for certain, but it's very likely that Astner does.

Originally posted by dadudemon
You didn't address my latest point at all.
That makes you selectively blind, or selectively amnesiac, or both. I am going with the 3rd option, just to be on the safe side regarding my assumptions about you.

Originally posted by Clovie
How do you know he has Aspargers?
Because despite having no credentials or even knowing the person in question e-psychiatrists aren't hesitant to diagnose people they don't like with all kinds of crazies.

I see. That pale skinny pic was really you?

Originally posted by Epicurus
That makes you selectively blind, or selectively amnesiac, or both. I am going with the 3rd option, just to be on the safe side regarding my assumptions about you.

K. You still didn't and you didn't again. Now what?

Originally posted by Clovie
I see. That pale skinny pic was really you?

Yes, it was really him. Or it is at least the person he keeps posting while claiming it is him.

Originally posted by Astner
Because despite having no credentials or even knowing the person in question e-psychiatrists aren't hesitant to diagnose people they don't like with all kinds of crazies.
Except his posts insinuate that you're too much of a dipshit to be afflicted with Aspergers.

Originally posted by dadudemon
K. You still didn't and you didn't again. Now what?
So option 3 it is then. How do you go about your day with that selective blindess and amnesia combo? Must be pretty tough.

Tell me, do you ever accidentally forget where you were while taking a dump? Or does your vision suddenly block while having sex? That shit must be scary, for reals.

Originally posted by Epicurus
Except his posts insinuate that you're too much of a dipshit to be afflicted with Aspergers.
Reread Robtard's reply.

and... ?

... and apologize for wasting my time with your borderline illiteracy.

You wish

Originally posted by Epicurus
So option 3 it is then. How do you go about your day with that selective blindess and amnesia combo? Must be pretty tough.

Tell me, do you ever accidentally forget where you were while taking a dump? Or does your vision suddenly block while having sex? That shit must be scary, for reals.

Keep trying, champ. One day, you might actually have a witty comeback.

Originally posted by Astner
Because despite having no credentials or even knowing the person in question e-psychiatrists aren't hesitant to diagnose people they don't like with all kinds of crazies.

Get off that cross already, I don't dislike you.

Also, how do you know what my credentials are, or is this you once again playing know-it-all again?

Originally posted by dadudemon
Keep trying, champ. One day, you might actually have a witty comeback.
Says the guy with both selective amnesia and blindness.

Originally posted by Astner
Reread Robtard's reply.
She was addressing Bardock's post, silly goose.

Originally posted by dadudemon
Well, unless, of course, the person is incapable of higher social functions. The "spectrum" can get quite severe.

Yeah, of course, but someone with Astner's ability to communicate would be able to learn not to be hurtful to other people if he chose to do so (even if he was not able to understand why he should do so from an empathic argument).

Originally posted by Clovie
How do you know he has Aspargers?

I have in particular specified that my reply to Rob is written under assumption that he has it, because Rob brought it up. I don't know whether he does or not, and while I feel like he portrays some of the behaviour associated with it, he rightly points out that I have neither the credentials, nor the knowledge, to diagnose him. Hence my reply was hypothetical, and not even particularly related to Astner at all.

Originally posted by Robtard
Also, how do you know what my credentials are, or is this you once again playing know-it-all again?
Well if you were educated you'd be far more hesitant to make a fool of yourself by throwing around transparent diagnoses with the rigor expected of a teenybopper. And that's not accounting for all the stupid shit you've posted over the years on such a frequent basis as to have me wonder whether you're even employed.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Yeah, of course, but someone with Astner's ability to communicate would be able to learn not to be hurtful to other people if he chose to do so (even if he was not able to understand why he should do so from an empathic argument).
If I lacked empathy I wouldn't be so good at pushing people's buttons.

Last edited by Robtard on Today at 06:30 PM

I'm humble enough to let this pass.

Originally posted by Astner
If I lacked empathy I wouldn't be so good at pushing people's buttons.

I don't think that is necessarily accurate.

Originally posted by Bardock42
I don't think that is necessarily accurate.
Not necessarily. But generally it would be.

Empathy by definition is the ability to relate to the feelings of others under various conditions and circumstances. This makes it easier to comfort said people, but it also makes it easier to devastate them.

Don't make me laugh Being employed and being an idiot are two totally different things..
(maybe its otherwise in scandinavia, but here.. and I guess in states too... being smart doesn't give you a job, and being an idiot can't stop some friends/family from getting you one - that's usually something VERY good paid)

I wish I were an idiot

Originally posted by Astner
Not necessarily. But generally it would be.

Empathy by definition is the ability to relate to the feelings of others under various conditions and circumstances. This makes it easier to comfort said people, but it also makes it easier to devastate them.

I understand that it can potentially make someone better at hurting other people's feelings, I just don't think it matters in your case. Your attacks on other people are marked by crassness and inappropriateness, there's no subtlety or art to them.

You can upset people because you say horrible things about them and sometimes they hurt, an excessively dumb script could do the "trolling" job you do.

Originally posted by Clovie
Don't make me laugh Being employed and being an idiot are two totally different things..
(maybe its otherwise in scandinavia, but here.. and I guess in states too... being smart doesn't give you a job, and being an idiot can't stop some friends/family from getting you one - that's usually something VERY good paid)

I wish I were an idiot

Go easy on him, he just saw the error of his ways and backed down.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Your attacks on other people are marked by crassness and inappropriateness, there's no subtlety or art to them.
If that was the case people would just roll their eyes and move on rather than declaring flame wars that I barely recognize or address.

So you need attention?

Originally posted by Clovie
So you need attention?
No. I get enough of it at home and at work. Here I'm just messing around.

Originally posted by Astner
If that was the case people would just roll their eyes and move on rather than declaring flame that I barely recognize or address.

I don't know what that means.

Originally posted by Astner
No. I get enough of it at home and at work. Here I'm just messing around. Mummy loves you? That's good.

Originally posted by Clovie
Mummy loves you? That's good.
I know. Too bad yours doesn't.

Originally posted by Clovie
My mum tells me I'm fat and stupid and that I should take better care of my life

Huh? I think you read too much between lines... (maybe you do have some Aspargers symptoms afterall...)


She wants me to be EVEN prettier and EVEN smarter.. MD is not enough, she wantes me to get PhD faster..

Originally posted by Clovie
Huh? I think you read too much between lines... (maybe you do have some Aspargers symptoms afterall...)
Sure, why not?

why not what?

Originally posted by Bardock42
Yeah, of course, but someone with Astner's ability to communicate would be able to learn not to be hurtful to other people if he chose to do so (even if he was not able to understand why he should do so from an empathic argument).



I have in particular specified that my reply to Rob is written under assumption that he has it, because Rob brought it up. I don't know whether he does or not, and while I feel like he portrays some of the behaviour associated with it, he rightly points out that I have neither the credentials, nor the knowledge, to diagnose him. Hence my reply was hypothetical, and not even particularly related to Astner at all.
So what you're basically saying is this; Astner is far too much of a douchebag to have Aspergers?

In which case I might agree. I am pretty sure that Astner suffers from NPD though.

I don't think having Asperger's precludes one from being a douchebag. So I don't think it's evidence either way.

NPD? full words please...

Narcissistic personality disorder

Originally posted by Epicurus
I am pretty sure that Astner suffers from NPD though.
It's not easy being humble when you're as free of fault as I.

Originally posted by Epicurus
I am pretty sure that Astner suffers from NPD though.

Would suffering from Aspergers make it possible to not also have NPD?

Originally posted by Robtard
Would suffering from Aspergers make it possible to not also have NPD?
You'd be better off asking your 8-ball.

Originally posted by Astner
You'd be better off asking your 8-ball.

Calm down; I don't own one of those silly toys.