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1. If only concert tickets are pickable like the fruits on the trees then we don't have to ****ing struggle to buy one.

2. I remembered when my teacher told me, "At the end of this pen is an airhead." I replied back, "Clearly, there are two ends so which end again?"

3. It was World Teachers' Day and we're about to have skit and I'm the assigned member to become the teacher since I'm good at ad-libbing. My line was, "Okay class, bring out your book and open it to whatever page. Read some shit or whatever." Gaah! I'm a terrible person.

4. I watch Don't Mess with the B- in the Apartment 23 and I just found it funny. Hope they do another series.

5. I thought about myself being an author, but definitely I will be a part of the roster of charater-killing-authors. LOL.

I see

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Life sucks and is unfair.

Originally posted by ThorinWoofer
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My pussys wet.,.just kidding..... i wish. Uh its so dry down there its full of poop. My life is boring and let me tell u ive done some crazy things to make it more funner. Honestly i feel like putting on a dress and buying a wig and pretending to be a girl for fun...right fun...lol

What the what?

I woke up because i had a bad dream which i suddenly forgot. I am so disappointed w myself i feel like a boy still not yet a man. Okay i make stupid choices, i havent followed any of the advice i was given. Secretly i want to die, ive pushed the limites thats why im so sexual. I just want change. Tony robbins says make a list, ive made mine in my head, enough life ur so boring it kills! If only i reflected who im truely ment to be.

Went campin' with both my besties. Jumped off a 70 foot cliff into the quarry. Landed right this time so no busted lip from looking down. I was great.

We smoked sativa and I drank whisky mixed with pineapple juice mixed with tequila.

So then we went and I was beyond wasted like never before.

So me and my one bestie the MMA fighter who likes to start shit went out lookin drunk stupid and it was lightning and it was night time now. And he started askin' this ex-army "Wanna box" so shit was on then cause he said he was gonna piss in a fire.

I knew what I had to do, did my best to diffuse the situation but out of the blue they put ME in a headlock.

Everyone who knows me knows more well than my besties knows this is not good. But my besties don't know that much about me.

So yea let him put me in the hold that cuts of circulation to the head and the other dude was strangling my friend and since we started it security told us to **** off.

So later I blacked out my other bestie told me I was mumbling in our tent and saying things but I didn't remember.

Thats my first black out.

This morning I wake up and there're fingernail scratches on my right hand and all down my left arm and those ****ers, at lik 6:10 am when everyone was still sleepin', come to find out, those five ****ers who ganged up on me and my one bestie had high-tailed it out of there.

I know what happened, I waited till everyone was asleep, snuck in a tent, found my choker, and I strangled his ass with a look in my eyes like this:

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Ginger and Mary Ann are the last two castaways left alive on that island...

I wouldnt go back there oneness, they probably have ur picture posted everywhere..ha lol.

Originally posted by Oneness
Went campin' with both my besties. Jumped off a 70 foot cliff into the quarry. Landed right this time so no busted lip from looking down. I was great.

We smoked sativa and I drank whisky mixed with pineapple juice mixed with tequila.

So then we went and I was beyond wasted like never before.

So me and my one bestie the MMA fighter who likes to start shit went out lookin drunk stupid and it was lightning and it was night time now. And he started askin' this ex-army "Wanna box" so shit was on then cause he said he was gonna piss in a fire.

I knew what I had to do, did my best to diffuse the situation but out of the blue they put ME in a headlock.

Everyone who knows me knows more well than my besties knows this is not good. But my besties don't know that much about me.

So yea let him put me in the hold that cuts of circulation to the head and the other dude was strangling my friend and since we started it security told us to **** off.

So later I blacked out my other bestie told me I was mumbling in our tent and saying things but I didn't remember.

Thats my first black out.

This morning I wake up and there're fingernail scratches on my right hand and all down my left arm and those ****ers, at lik 6:10 am when everyone was still sleepin', come to find out, those five ****ers who ganged up on me and my one bestie had high-tailed it out of there.

I know what happened, I waited till everyone was asleep, snuck in a tent, found my choker, and I strangled his ass with a look in my eyes like this:

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Then he drank a hundred bears, downed two bottles of vodka, and kicked the shit out of a group of twenty three guys with one hand tied behind his back and balancing a bone china plate on his nose.

Or none of this happened.

I hate to think what they do to the poor chickens to get powdered eggs...

Charlie the Starkist tuna's a sell out.
He used to fight for his people NOT to be hunted down and eaten.
Now he shills the product, the corpses of his own kind.

I wonder if its the same Jack in all the nursery rhymes/stories.
Went up a hill, a bean stalk, could eat no fat, was nimble....

Does anyone still use the word spaz any more or is it just me? Words that die i wonder where they go, funny how each generation comes up with new words. Chill man, cillin, chillaxing...like totally, totally, right on, for sure, yeah man...

I use spaz.
This does NOT put you in the hippest of company.

Take a week off masturbation and I bet she'll be happy with your performance. For one, your testosterone will be 49% higher than normal. Then pop a Viagra and she'll be in heaven, for a much longer period of time at that.

All's well that ends well!

I want f*cked

Originally posted by Whisper
I want f*cked Do you like dragons?

Good cause I'll be dragon dez nuts all over your face.

oneness has sexual frustration.

true story.

boys with shaggy brown hair and soulful big eyes are the antichrist cryohhappy

Xyz you're being about as annoying as my ex.

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Here are my thoughts at the moment:

1. Will I be too tired for a leg workout, tomorrow?

2. Why did the gear shifter on my bicycle have to break this evening?

3. I'm hot. I hate the summer.

4. Did I eat enough, today?

4. I think I'll have to poop for a 3rd time, today, before I got to bed.

i'm the greatest person you will ever meet.

just don't f uck with me.

i'm done looking out for your well-being and you will know my anger.

oh, and i need chocolate.

Fallen's sig reminds me of this:

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great song. epic movie.

can't i just enslave the human race? mwahaha

I'll be your slave. ermm

and what slave position would you be appying for? hmm

Originally posted by Fallen
and what slave position would you be appying for? hmm Sex obviously. ermm

what makes you so special? shock

yes, you're being interviewed... but no pressure

Penis size and libido.

My gf constantly talks about how horny I am all the time.

I'm made for the job.

i've seen all shapes and sizes. i think i'll need your measurements. eyes

any other references other than your girlfriend?

also, i am accepting video resumes

Originally posted by Fallen
also, i am accepting video resumes


I see what you did there.

Originally posted by Fallen
i've seen all shapes and sizes. i think i'll need your measurements. eyes

any other references other than your girlfriend?

also, i am accepting video resumes Sex tape will do.

Originally posted by Oneness
Take a week off masturbation and I bet she'll be happy with your performance. For one, your testosterone will be 49% higher than normal. Then pop a Viagra and she'll be in heaven, for a much longer period of time at that. what a newbie!

Originally posted by rudester
what a newbie! VICVEz4p-N8

Originally posted by It's xyz!
Sex tape will do.

are gimps still a thing? hmm

i need a new gimp.

You can be my gimp. I'll even be nice and let you pick the color of your leather-sex-outfit.

oh, how silly of you. i was born to dominate not be dominated.

besides, you just want to see me in a leather-sex-oufit.

Well that's going to be a problem in our relationship. But there is an easy solution.

Yes, that much is obvious.

Just came back from a date and no i dont wait for heartbreak hotel...i think it went well. Lets hope it works out.

Originally posted by rudester
Just came back from a date and no i dont wait for heartbreak hotel...i think it went well. Lets hope it works out.

"If you're giving them the sausage for free they'll never buy the pig." -Robert Frost

Spanish fly

Originally posted by Robtard
"If you're giving them the sausage for free they'll never buy the pig." -Robert Frost

If you're never shitting in the bathroom, you're probably shitting your pants. Moist balls.

-Albert Einstein

I could probably kill someone right now with how pissed off I am.

How can u be so complicated. Why wont u let me in.

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#mastermind

#my world

#your world

#our world

I've been offered a path out of mediocrity, and given a chance for a utopian life-style.

And I've abandoned my dignity to accept it almost immediately. Don't get it twisted, I hate the system for taking my dignity.

#**** the system.

Why try to imitate my smile?

Different smiles are for different people. I have a wierd smile cause a normal smile looks terrible on me, your thin-faced so you can show off your dimples and it looks better on you that way. Not me, we've different facial structures, do your own smile.

Oh and I'm going to put Andrew W. in his place, I'd merk that ****ing pussy.

I'd have beat his ass dude can't even hit me hard enough to do any ****ing damage when I let him have free shots after I took him to the ground ****** is on your friendslist and I'm blocked?

Why you hate me you ***** .

Originally posted by Oneness
I've been offered a path out of mediocrity, and given a chance for a utopian life-style.

And I've abandoned my dignity to accept it almost immediately. Don't get it twisted, I hate the system for taking my dignity.

#**** the system.

My personal opinion is that your path out of mediocrity or poverty is the path you ****ing forge and build yourself. You have a brain: you can forge and build your own path. Buckle down and own the shit out of life.

Originally posted by dadudemon
My personal opinion is that your path out of mediocrity or poverty is the path you ****ing forge and build yourself. You have a brain: you can forge and build your own path. Buckle down and own the shit out of life.
I'd sell a 5$ app to a few hundred million people if that were true but it's bullshit.

I have to improvise or set REALISTIC goals the only way, the hard way, no shortcuts.

Which is what I'm doing.

Originally posted by Oneness
I'd sell a 5$ app to a few hundred million people if that were true but it's bullshit.


It's not. A dude I went to college with did just that: made a useful app and sold millions of copies in the App Store.


He's not done, yet. He is still making apps. He isn't quite a millionaire but he made more than enough money to keep himself nice and stable for at least a few years.


That's just one example: make an app that many people will buy and use. There are many more ways to make quite a bit of money with study and effort.

Originally posted by Oneness
I have to improvise or set REALISTIC goals the only way, the hard way, no shortcuts.

Which is what I'm doing.

I think you missed my point, entirely. Had you understood my point, you would not feel the need to state what you did, here. You would have just quoted my post and said, "I agree. Free handouts are so rare as to be insignificant. I'm going to study hard and make my opportunities: not wait for them to be thrown at me."

Ive finished taking down the closet walls but two beams are stuck in the wall by screws that are hard to get out. The beams are made out of tin and the screws dont want to come out the normal way so i tryed by force but now their all bent. Lol

Originally posted by dadudemon
It's not. A dude I went to college with did just that: made a useful app and sold millions of copies in the App Store.


What app?

Wish I was skinny again, but then I remind myself I had a baby a little over a month ago.

Originally posted by Bardock42
What app?

Edit - no idea. I thought it was the spinMe app but I don't know, now.

I'll ask him.

I'd be curious to know.


I think there aren't that many independent developers that can make their living on the app store alone, and obviously even fewer runaway successes.

Originally posted by Oneness
I've been offered a path out of mediocrity, and given a chance for a utopian life-style.

And I've abandoned my dignity to accept it almost immediately. Don't get it twisted, I hate the system for taking my dignity.

#**** the system.

It's not being in porn, is it.

I feel like stabbing someone in the fuken face! What a fuken shitt week...

I want my beer belly to disappear right now.

I want to stay awake because I am enjoying the internet but if I do, I won't sleep while my son sleeps then I'll be mad that I didn't sleep.

I have all this cognition, and insight enough to know exactly what I have to do to optimize my utility, but no clarity of focus as a trade-off.

Overall, I'm beginning to sense a providential control over my situation. I'm not just on the upper echelon of cognitive versatility - I'm set apart.

The point of the Renaissance was that we all potentially have a super-mind. I'm unfiltered enough to find it, but every little thing trips my focus because of it. I need to stop stumbling my game plan. I can't even form a detailed game-plan. If I can focus enough to create an elaborate scheme, if I can learn to focus...

Hypnogogic states may allow a the wildest mind to settle on the banality of a single task, and on devising a game-plan.

I keep on getting into trouble at work..its a serious job and i have to use a hand scan to punch in and out. Today i was called in because i broke two violations, 1#forgetting my pass at home, 2# punching in not in proper dress code. I wont even get into it but i must shave everyday, must keep my hair short and other things that i find a waste of time.

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If one more person shoves their moral values in my face

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You're telling people to act a certain way cause your fairy-child feelings get hurt.

In the end I will relay the truth and my resultant intent.

"You didn't help me. I helped myself. Now you will pay. 'Hell hath no fury like a modern day alpha-male scorned.'"

In the end you'll understand your mistake and despair.

I had no moral support, the opposite. What goes around comes around. I was offered only chaotic confrontations, unnecessary cruelty, unprovoked hatred, and endless fatigue. That is all I'll offer you, in excess of what you could bring - and you couldn't make it a second in the world you gave me.