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I just feel grumpy today. 2 of our newest members in the LOTR forum are pissing me off and insulting me for being a Californian. My day-long testing is tomorrow. My lit teacher yelled at me today. Whoopee!

Tough luck there, Rex.

teachers yelling?..that's nothin. but members insulting....*runs in lotr section to pick a fight*

im californian too. who cares what a couple of newbie lord of the ring fans think

Just one of those days Rexie, here are the lyrics for a Pink Floyd song that might suit the situations it is called One Of My Turns

"Day after day
Our love turns gray
Like the skin on a dying man.
And night after night
We pretend it's all right
But I have grown older
And you have grown colder
And nothing is very much fun, anymore.
And I can feel
One of all my turns coming on.
I feel cold as a razor blade
Tight as a tourniquet,
Dry as a funeral drum.

Run to the bedroom
In the suitcase on the left,
You'll find my favorite axe.
Don't look so frightened
This is just a passing phase
One of my bad days.
Would you like to watch TV?
Or get between the sheets?
Or contemplate a silent freeway?
Would you like something to eat?
Would you like to learn to fly? Would ya?
Would you like to see me try?
Ooohh. No!
Would you like to call the cops?
Do you think it's time I stopped?
Why are you running away?

Don't Leave Me Now
Ooooo Babe,
Don't leave me now.
Don't say it's the end of the road.
Remember the flowers I sent.
I need you, Babe
To put through the shredder in front of my friends.
Oh Babe, don't leave me now.
How could you go?
When you know how I need you,
To beat to a pulp on a Saturday night.
Oh Babe don't leave me now.
How can you treat me this way?
Running away.
Oh Babe, why are you running away" - Pink Floyd

The wall, awesome.

Dexx maybe it's PMS.

*Eric Cartman voice*

You must have sand in your vagina

Rex needs a hug.

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!
!!

*stretches out and yawns*
yup, a day to sit back and relax rex

Could be, I prescribe chocolate and chick-flicks for the next week.

Actually, I'm in a better mood today. The 2 newbies are still being picky with my arguments (which are right btw ), but I'm ignoring them, and already crushed one of them (not in a mean way...info wise).

The testing wasn't that bad actually. I got to sleep in school!

You could also try those new pads with wings.

poor capt ...it's alright

maybe you were just having a bad day?


corran, tex, mech! stop the girl bashing!

Libresse

FiNtI!

I haven't been girl bashing I was Dexx bashing, are you suggesting Dexx is a girl?

he isn't???

maybe to belgians he is

For certain.

bad eyesight

he might be transexual? and don't worry, everyone has their bad days. and whats so bad about being from cali?

Beats being from Belgium though.

what doesnt, except being from France

thats a bit uncalled for!

what? being from France?

I have nothing further to say to you finti!

ha, you guys crack me up

Lara is from France?

it says she's from Surrey, England.

That's not in France?

no it says England

And that's not in France either?

No luckily Johnny English saved the day.

has anyone ever checked if there's a member from france here?

We shot them all.

you missed a few million in france though

Oh their time will come.....

*happily waits*
when exactly?

Yup, then he could do hang-gliding, parachute jumps and roller-skating without any worries.

You go girl!

My best friend's father is from France.

Unlucky dude.

He is a weird little man. Not my friend-his father!

how many frenchmen will it take to defend paris? nobody knows, they haven't tried. This is the lamest joke ever, and what's wrong with french people?

For Sale 1 French rifle, never used, only dropped once.

arrogant, self centered, quarrelsome, shallow, ignorant

you forgot annoying

but that covers the basic yes

I think we are showing a little bit of bigotry here gentlemen.

no we aint

beg your pardon, but do you life next to them, Gordon

And what if I do? My best friend happens to be part-French. I hope this answers your question.

I would suggest he should drop the french part

Whatcha got against the French?

my feet

just general dislike, can't stand them, and what finti said previously

Got many friends who are French?

luckily not

I find them to be interesting people myself. So what's with your general dislike of them?

it's very deep?

Deep.

skin deep?

French people are fabulous, oh, I was thinking about Austrians.

Belgium is NEXT to France... it stll seems to be all the reason needed...

Belgium is France's armpit!

So do we have any one from Belgium here Ush? I still maintain France shouldn't get such a bad rap here. I don't even know why anyone thinks they are bad. To me people are people.

Yers is from Belgium.

You need to tone down that 'people are people' talk Mr.! Keep your outrageous controversial views in the PDF

Yerssot is from Belgium, which is why I mentioned it.

This is the General Discussion Forum, Tex. This is where we get to talk about whatever we want to. I still am unsure why everyone dislikes France so much.

I was just kidding GS. Take nothing I say seriously.

OK.

Glad we got that straightened out.

Yup I'm straight

I was not referring to your sexuality Tex.

As in Big Time Sensuality?

No clue what that means.

I'm seeing a common theme here

The haaaaaaardcore and geeeeeeeentle, BIG.....TIME..... SENSUALITY!

we really try to keep the smell down, but with france near, it's impossible

More jokes about France? I would think you would have had enough of such bigotriac nonsense by now.

Gordon, why do you think any other country close to france do not like the French, The Spanish are non too fussed, the English, the Belgians and the Dutch have no love for them. the italians do not like them, I think the Germans wouldn't miss them if they were not there. They are arrogant ignorant and downright rude. they are self-centred and believe themselves to be far superior to everyone else, how can we begin to like them?

*cough*generalizing*cough*

Well with an attitude like that do you really expect the French to act civilised to you and those who think as you do? Anyway this is not a debate worth fighting over right now.

nasty cough you got there, allow me to help
*takes out sledgehammer*
this will only hurt for a second

Wouldn't cough syrup be more effective.

he doesnt know how to take it

he would think it's a fish

but I don't eat fish

that's why giving syrop would be a bad idea

Still have that annoying cough mah? I should consult the medicine man down the street if I were you. Would you care for his phone number? (grumbles to self)Think I got it around here somewhere........

*gives Gordon paper with phonenumber of dentist*
I think this is it, no?

Sorry....regenerating...be...back...in a moment...........

you're the borg?

Well of course I am not the Borg-I am a Time Lord! And at the moment a rather grumpy one!

related to rex?

Why- is he also from Gallifrey?

no, he's also grumpy he said

Yes he did come up with this thread didn't he?

that or someone hacked into his account

So are any of us still grumpy here or what?

you were, some hours ago

Yes well, I went blind after accidentally seeing what can only be described as a "beefcake" picture.

point taken

I am much better now though.

glad to hear

If anything I got eye strain now. But I will recover....

OOOooo! eye strain! I know how that feels! I should wear glasses when doing computer work but I dont!

Well, I think Rex's grumpiness is all sorted out now... closing.