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OFFICIAL LORDE THREAD #1
QUESTIONABLE LEGALITY EDITION

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Please keep all Lorde discussion to this thread please! Additionally, please note that Lorde has superseded Eleanor Friedberger as the current Queen of KMC. As a result, Eleanor Friedberger threads will be retired. Thank you.


PURE HEROINE (2013)
http://i.imgur.com/wFgCANi.jpg

BEST TRACKS: 400 Lux, Glory and Gore, Team, Tennis Court, Royals

FINAL RATING: 5 BARKS OUT OF 5

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She is odd. Great hair and eyes though.

So, her name is pronounced Lord E, surely?

I APPROVE THIS THREAD!

GOOD RIDDANCE FOR THOSE GODDAMN BURGER THREADS.


/capsrage

H8ers. She's perfect.

http://i.imgur.com/j69s0ze.gif

She dances like she's channeling spirits.

Originally posted by Bardock42
So, her name is pronounced Lord E, surely?
Not according to Swedish radio stations.

What's funny though is that she's 16 and has a 25 year old boyfriend.

Originally posted by Astner

What's funny though is that she's 16 and has a 25 year old boyfriend.
What's funnier is that her boyfriend looks like me.

Originally posted by AsbestosFlaygon
What's funnier is that her boyfriend looks like me.
I'm sorry.

What a lovely looking lady. I've never heard her music.

http://www.eonline.com/eol_images/Entire_Site/2013113/rs_634x1024-131203141548-634.lorde-bikini-beach-boyfriend-james-lowe-120313.jpg

She looks more happy than the guy.

Anyways, haven't heard her music either.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Anyways, haven't heard her music either.
Are you some kind of inbred hick with eleven fingers and a fetish for ****ing pigs? How can you not have heard her music?

Originally posted by Astner
Are you some kind of inbred hick with eleven fingers and a fetish for ****ing pigs? How can you not have heard her music?

idk, how would I have heard her music...I don't listen to the radio or watch television...

Don't worry about it, you're not missing much at all.

Thread will be derailed soon.

Originally posted by Astner
I'm sorry.
noice

Originally posted by Astner
I'm sorry.
Thanks for the compliment.

White Teeth Teens is growing on me as well

Originally posted by Bardock42
She looks more happy than the guy.


He's probably upset someone is taking visual documentation of his pedo ways.

"All pedos hate it when you call them pedo." - Holden Salinger

Originally posted by Barker
White Teeth Teens is growing on me as well
You should listen to Buzzcut Season.
It's one of my fav tracks in the album.

Saw her show in Houston, pretty good. Though she was a little sick.

Originally posted by Robtard

"All pedos hate it when you call them pedo." - Holden Salinger

That sounds vaguely close...

Originally posted by AsbestosFlaygon
You should listen to Buzzcut Season.
It's one of my fav tracks in the album.
I like that one a bit but my favorite is 400 Lux

She did a cover of penny royal, was good.

Who

Use brain

Negatory

****.

No way

Speaking of underaged pop stars that suck harder than a perfect vacuum, Zara Larsson's Carry You Home has been looping like on repeat on Swedish radio stations.

At least she's not ugly like Lorde.

That would be funny if anyone gave a **** about anything to do with Sweden.

Originally posted by ThorinWoofer
That would be funny if anyone gave a **** about anything to do with Sweden.
It's not funny though, and that's the point. Dumb American....

Originally posted by Astner

At least she's not ugly like Lorde.
Hater

Originally posted by AsbestosFlaygon
Hater
I don't hate Lorde. I just thinks she's ugly.

i have important opinions on facial asthetics i need to share on the off topic section of the dead movie forum

Instead of mocking Astner for not finding this Lorde girl attractive, you should mock him for being a mid-20's pedo who lusts after 16 year old Swede girls who can't sing so well.

Originally posted by Robtard
Instead of mocking Astner for not finding this Lorde girl attractive, you should mock him for being a mid-20's pedo who lusts after 16 year old Swede girls who can't sing so well.
The Swedish government has said that it's okay to have sex with women over the age of fifteen as long as it's consensual.

Originally posted by Astner
The Swedish government has said that it's okay to have sex with women over the age of fifteen as long as it's consensual.
Pedo confirmed

tell me more about this "sweden"

Originally posted by AsbestosFlaygon
Pedo confirmed
Fine, pretend that you don't find women hot until their 18th birthday.

Barker is of the same mind as you.

i lived a celibate life until the second i turned 18

Originally posted by Astner
Fine, pretend that you don't find women hot until their 18th birthday.
Pedo affirmed

Originally posted by Barker
i lived a celibate life until the second i turned 18
Where you still live a celibate life

Just biding my time until I move to SLC

Those mormon honeys won't know what hit them

Is it that small?

haermm

Thank you, thank you.

Where is Woof anyway, he's gotten all dark and mysterious over on igram haermm

woofer

is

dead

srug

You're not a GOT character love, you'll be fine haermm

b-b-b-but hoooonnnkkkkssssss

Still? huhu

weep

Is she your unicorn?

No, you are.

Sad sack.

it's meant 2 b

Obviously not.

Originally posted by ThorinWoofer
Obviously not.
Change your sig.

Yeah get with the times T man

Will do. salute

CHANGE IT

I lied.

eat ****

Message not received, try again.

huhu

biscuits

crackers

he

wave

vin

barker

great smiley choices boys, 10/10 would bang.

I would not bang him.

Please don't objectify me again

She always does this.

It makes me feel uncomfortable.

it makes me feel comfortable

We are polar opposites.

You've changed

For the worse I hope.

Originally posted by Robtard
http://www.eonline.com/eol_images/Entire_Site/2013113/rs_634x1024-131203141548-634.lorde-bikini-beach-boyfriend-james-lowe-120313.jpg I find it refreshing that she has some slight cottage cheese booty going on in that pic, while most American female popstars wouldn't dream of getting away with that without being tabloided to death.

I can dig it

Cheesy ass?

It's true love

It would have to be.

costanza

upb

wave

ermmjockey

I watched wrestling last night

Homo

Wow

When are you going to get a girlfriend?

Haermm I have a story on that subject actually

She sucks....unfortunately not my dick but still...her "music" is shyte, sorry b.woofer....nah, not really

Originally posted by RogerRamjet
She sucks....unfortunately not my dick but still...her "music" is shyte, sorry b.woofer....nah, not really
Nobody likes your dick.

Originally posted by Barker
Haermm I have a story on that subject actually Spill the goods

All in good time

You ain't got shit.

I got drama

In the LBC?

4 yo mama

she has plenty of drama

Speaking of which I need to catch up on OITB

KUWTK

KMA

Kkk

:^)

-_-*

O.o

wave

hello

darkness my old friend

I've slept so long.

And in the end

It doesn't even matter.

I tried so hard

Retrace every wrong move

It's easier to just start over

It's easier to run.

sure thing

Unless you're fat.

I know a girl who went from 230 to 150 in the past year or so

she's a dime

Was she a dime at 230?

I haven't coaxed that pic out of her yet.

Perhaps one day.

You should never see the before pic.

You can't unsee it.

It can't be that bad

Trust me, she was probably a robeast.

I wanna see it desperately

You're going to regret that choice.

She won't show

That ***** think she's too good?

Lmao she left

did you tap that?

ooooool no

pussy

She's nowhere near me

you got to be proactive in your quest.

iggy is absolutely disgusting

She is. She's also lacking in musical talent. And she likes purple crayon.

There is only one Iggy and his last name is Pop.

Tru dat.

you're all morons

hello

hi

Originally posted by ThorinWoofer
you're all morons
I dare you to make an Iggy thread

Oh what Barker likes Lorde I had no idea