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This is not a troll thread, it is something I am legitimately pointing out. Despite their wisdom, the great leaders among the Jedi can be pretty ****ing stupid sometimes...


First of all, let us examine the genius idea to walk aboard the Emperor Vitiate's space station and try and convert him...

Kaedan: "trying to convert the Emperor is a stupid ****ing idea"

Chul: "I had a vision of the Hero falling to the Dark Side, you can't do this"

Braga: "NAAAWWWWW we got dis yo! We gon strut in, politely ask the Emperor to come with us, and make him a good guy. It'll be a piece of cake!"

Outcome: Braga's striketeam gets shitstomped and mindraped by the Emperor.


Or how about the Jedi's refusal to believe the possibility that even one Sith Lord had survived...

Johun: "Some outlaws instantly surrendered to us and asked for help after a Sith killed some of them"

Farfalla: "They all died in the cave!!!! These outlaws are just trying to avoid getting in trouble"

Johun: "Maybe not all of the sith weren't in the cave, it's entirely possible that not every single sith lord in the galaxy was there. The outlaws also came to us for help."

Farfalla: "NAWWWW!!!!! Dey all dead!!! You just bein emotional!"

Outcome: The Sith are allowed to flourish and thrive in secret for thousands of years before wiping out the Jedi Order in the Great Jedi Purge.



Or the grand wisdom of the Council during "the Golden age" of the Jedi when pondering Dooku's words.

Obi-wan: "Should we look into what Dooku said about the Dark Lord controlling the Senate."

Yoda: "No! Lying Dooku is! Look into this deeper, we should not."

Outcome: Sidious ends up gathering a **** ton of political power, and the Great Jedi Purge happens.



Or the grand wisdom of the Council during "the Golden age" of the Jedi when trying to capture Darth Maul.

Windu: "If Darth Maul knows the identity of the Dark Lord, then his capture is far too important to leave to Obi-wan alone. We should send somebody with him."

Yoda: "No! Select the best fit Jedi to accompany him we will not. Sense I do that he will get help from some random person. Yes, best that is for the Galaxy."

...

Obi-wan: "I think we're outmatched."

Outcome: Obi-wan gets captured, beat the **** up, and fails to capture Darth Maul and learn the identity of the Dark Lord.



Or the grand wisdom of the Council during "the Golden age" of the Jedi when deciding to stop trying to capture Darth Maul.

Palpatine: "Stop searching for Maul. The war is far more important. We should just let him have free realm in the underworld. Come on guys!"

Yoda: "Makes sense that does. Have any useful information relating to the identity of the Dark Lord, he must not. No extremely valuable information by capturing him, will we gain."

Obi-wan: "Leaving Darth Maul to gain power through the underworld is a stupid idea."

Yoda: "Clouded by this your mind is."

Outcome: Darth Maul with his free reign takes control of Mandalore and about two-thousand other systems, the Jedi fail to learn the identity of the Dark Lord, and the Great Jedi Purge happens.


Or the grand wisdom of the Council during "the Golden age" of the Jedi when handling the inhibitor chip crisis.

Palpatine: "I know you wanted to study the chips yourselves, but we looked into it. There was a parasite that caused their chips to malfunction, and that's why Tup developed a compulsion to kill Jedi, and why Fives thought I was planning on killing all the Jedi for some reason. There is no need to look further into this is there?"

Yoda: "No, need to look into this more, we do not."

Outcome: The inhibitor chips stay in, the Jedi don't find out about the plot against them, and the Great Jedi Purge happens.


Or the grand wisdom of the Council during "the Golden age" of the Jedi when realizing that the Sith were the ones who gave them their army which they depended upon and trusted.

Obi-wan: "Dooku is Tyranus."

Windu: "This is disturbing."

Yoda: "Make a big deal out of or look deeper into this, we should not."

Outcome: The Jedi fail to discover the Sith plot, they continue to place their trust in the clones, and the Great Jedi Purge happens.


Or the grand wisdom of the Jedi Grand Master during "the Golden age" of the Jedi when finding out that the Jedi are all going to die.

Windu: "What did you find out."

Yoda: "Not tell you I will that you are going to die. Make up some bullshit about us winning this war and all wars, I will."

Outcome: Yoda fails to warn his order of their impending demise, and the Great Jedi Purge happens.



I mean honestly, it's no wonder that an Order of ten thousand Jedi was wiped out by the scheming and machinations of only about thirty Sith.

It's almost like a lot of the mythos is poorly written or something.

Man, Yoda is ****ing dumb.

Movie anakin is the dumbest jedi

Yeah the Jedi and Sith are probably some of the dumbest beings in the Galaxy. Naga Sadow is pretty freaking stupid: "Let's attack the Republic even though we have virtually no information on them and lets completely bet that my illusions will work! Also let's keep that one guy who works for the Republic and try and make him my apprentice, it's not like he'll ever turn on us, I mean why would he???"

Naga Sadow was actually pretty damn cunning. He'd basically had the republic beat until he was betrayed, and the illusions strategy was rather excellent.

The sith are smarter then the jedi because they are sociopaths and sociopaths are really smart.

Originally posted by PTforthewin
The sith are smarter then the jedi because they are sociopaths and sociopaths are really smart. This isn't true, actually. Most sociopaths have a below average IQ.

Stormtroopers are more retarded.

Obi wan was the wisest jedi, and anakin the dumbest. The only dumb part of obi wan was when he he said "only stormtroopers are so prescise" is he ****ing stupid or something? Stormtroopers can't hit shit! And another time where he talks smack to maul in season 5 and then gets beat the shit up.

Originally posted by Emperordmb

Or the grand wisdom of the Jedi Grand Master during "the Golden age" of the Jedi when finding out that the Jedi are all going to die.

Windu: "What did you find out."

Yoda: "Not tell you I will that you are going to die. Make up some bullshit about us winning this war and all wars, I will."

Outcome: Yoda fails to warn his order of their impending demise, and the Great Jedi Purge happens.


In Yoda's defense, look how well things went for Anakin when he tried to stop his visions from coming true. Telling everyone that they were going to die would lower morale and not really bring about any benefit.

Except maybe stop them from dying.

Originally posted by red8
In Yoda's defense, look how well things went for Anakin when he tried to stop his visions from coming true. Telling everyone that they were going to die would lower morale and not really bring about any benefit.
OK... that in conjunction with the bio-chip crisis and them finding out about Tyranus being responsible for the Clone Army may have actually gotten them to look into it and prevent Order 66.

The clones died for a fake, puppet war.

Originally posted by PTforthewin
The clones died for a fake, puppet war. yes they did, does that bother you?

For some reason he's very upset about the deaths of disposable, worthless, duplicate canon fodder.


Speaks volumes about himself.

Originally posted by Lord Lucien
For some reason he's very upset about the deaths of disposable, worthless, duplicate canon fodder.


Speaks volumes about himself. The clones are nowhere near cannon fodder, the droids are though.

Originally posted by Lord Lucien
For some reason he's very upset about the deaths of disposable, worthless, duplicate canon fodder.


Speaks volumes about himself. I preferred the clones over the jedi, and I'm glad those traitorous scum where killed.

It's like you can't speak any language except that of the Idiots.

Originally posted by PTforthewin
I preferred the clones over the jedi, and I'm glad those traitorous scum where killed.

You're entitled to your opinion, but how exactly are the Jedi, the people who risked (and frequently sacrificed) their lives for an ungrateful Republic that repeatedly turned on them traitorous in any way?

The only traitor is Palpatine, seeing as he broke his oath of office and instigated a war (i.e. a crime against humanity).

Originally posted by chilled monkey
You're entitled to your opinion, but how exactly are the Jedi, the people who risked (and frequently sacrificed) their lives for an ungrateful Republic that repeatedly turned on them traitorous in any way?

The only traitor is Palpatine, seeing as he broke his oath of office and instigated a war (i.e. a crime against humanity). True, but many more clones died fighting for the republic then the jedi.

Originally posted by PTforthewin
True, but many more clones died fighting for the republic then the jedi.
How were the Jedi traitors though?

Originally posted by Emperordmb
How were the Jedi traitors though? The jedi did question and even defied the chancellor at one point, in the CW episodes you can see it.

Originally posted by PTforthewin
The jedi did question and even defied the chancellor at one point, in the CW episodes you can see it.
Because the Chancellor was a ****ing traitor who was defying the rules and principles of democracy!!!

Originally posted by Emperordmb
Because the Chancellor was a ****ing traitor who was defying the rules and principles of democracy!!! ok. Calm down, it's just Star Wars, it's not like it's the end of the world or something.

Originally posted by PTforthewin
True, but many more clones died fighting for the republic then the jedi.
There are many more clones than there are Jedi.

Originally posted by Lord Lucien
It's almost like a lot of the mythos is poorly written or something.

Your basically saying that star wars sucks?

Originally posted by PTforthewin
Your basically saying that star wars sucks?

Nah, he's just saying that it has plenty of bad moments. Even a series we overall adore can have a lot of bad points to it. There are many series I really like but I don't claim that they're perfect.

Originally posted by chilled monkey
There are many series I really like but I don't claim that they're perfect. The Back Door Sluts series cums to mind. Giggity.

Originally posted by Lord Lucien
The Back Door Sluts series cums to mind. Giggity. What is your obsession with porn? Did you get your sex addiction from your MILF mother?

No I got it from your MILF mother, sonny Jim.

Originally posted by Lord Lucien
No I got it from your MILF mother, sonny Jim. Of course you would, you would love to **** a fat white woman now won't you?

Originally posted by PTforthewin
Of course you would, you would love to **** a fat white woman now won't you? F*ck yeah.

Originally posted by Lord Lucien
F*ck yeah. Ok, becareful, you might get aids.

Did she have AIDS when she had you? Do you gots da aids, Jim?



I'm calling you Jim from now on, BTW.

Originally posted by Lord Lucien

I'm calling you Jim from now on, BTW.
He's more of a Lennie Small, honestly.

Why do you guys care about my dick?

We're all specialists in the study of microscopic organisms.

Mine is 4 inches, you only need 3 inches at least.

Originally posted by PTforthewin
Mine is 4 inches, you only need 3 inches at least. Wide?

You may not touch bottom, but you will stretch out the edges. Like a cheese wheel.

Originally posted by Lord Lucien
Wide?

You may not touch bottom, but you will stretch out the edges. Like a cheese wheel. lol

Originally posted by Lord Lucien
The Back Door Sluts series cums to mind. Giggity.
Back Door Sluts 9 was easily the best porno ever.

Originally posted by Emperordmb
Back Door Sluts 9 was easily the best porno ever. Why man why, why do you use women as tools?

Originally posted by PTforthewin
Why man why, why do you use women as tools? As a woman I must concur.

Originally posted by NemeBro
As a woman I must concur.
Have you seen some of the things this guy has said about women?

I have not.

Originally posted by PTforthewin
Why man why, why do you use women as tools? They're cheap, plentiful, renewable, and self-powered. It's called being economical.

Originally posted by Lord Lucien
They're cheap, plentiful, renewable, and self-powered. It's called being economical. Is your profile picture what you really look like?

I would murder you thrice-over in ritualistic detail if it meant I could look like Carl Sagan, Dread Father to Science.

Originally posted by Lord Lucien
I would murder you thrice-over in ritualistic detail if it meant I could look like Carl Sagan, Dread Father to Science. you don't know where I live
Bro

Not on Earth, that's for sure.

Originally posted by Lord Lucien
Not on Earth, that's for sure. I'm an alien from URanus

From where?

Originally posted by Nephthys
We're all specialists in the study of microscopic organisms.

Great comment!

Originally posted by PTforthewin
Why man why, why do you use women as tools?

Says the guy who wants to see women only in the kitchen.

Originally posted by Emperordmb

Or the grand wisdom of the Council during "the Golden age" of the Jedi when pondering Dooku's words.

Obi-wan: "Should we look into what Dooku said about the Dark Lord controlling the Senate."

Yoda: "No! Lying Dooku is! Look into this deeper, we should not."

Outcome: Sidious ends up gathering a **** ton of political power, and the Great Jedi Purge happens.

In all fairness, the Jedi thought the Sith was controlling Palpatine the entire time, they couldn't have stopped him getting the political power without flat out arresting him...

Which would have given Palpatine a legitimate excuse to execute them all.

Originally posted by Lord Lucien
It's almost like a lot of the mythos is poorly written or something.