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Setting is the Geonosian arena. Same as before; no EU or literary feats for Dooku, just what we see on-screen from Episodes II and III. He's barred from using the Force offensively and Ned and Jaime's weapons are lightsaber resistant. Who wins?

Holy shit stop.

Dooku rapes. Jaime couldn't even beat a girl.

Originally posted by NemeBro
Holy shit stop.

You're awfully whiny. Feel free to actually present a case.

Dooku wins, even without the Force, and with no trouble..

I never really understood the appeal of making spite threads. But then I also don't have micropenis.

Dooku wins. Dooku can use the force defensively and Jaime and Ned can't touch him

Originally posted by The_Tempest
You're awfully whiny. Feel free to actually present a case. He is still upset the Mountain is a shitty, unskilled brute with who is just really strong.

He's also alive.

Originally posted by NemeBro
Dooku wins, even without the Force, and with no trouble..

I never really understood the appeal of making spite threads. But then I also don't have micropenis.



If I were making a spite thread, I wouldn't have barred Dooku from using the Force offensively or removed movie novelization feats from use.

So either your fascination with GoT is so fragile that their inclusion next to anything Star Warsy elicits a supremely paranoid response... or you simply can't read.

Either way, though, this thread wasn't designed to be spiteful.

Originally posted by The_Tempest


If I were making a spite thread, I wouldn't have barred Dooku from using the Force offensively or removed movie novelization feats from use.

So either your fascination with GoT is so fragile that their inclusion next to anything Star Warsy elicits a supremely paranoid response... or you simply can't read.

Either way, though, this thread wasn't designed to be spiteful. THEN YOU'RE JUST BAD AT MAKING THREADS

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Originally posted by NemeBro
He's also alive. We will see how long. If he's just suffering that is even better. You'd probably brag if you outlived someone as a vegetable.

Oberyn skill wise is on another level. Awesome.

Originally posted by Firefly218
Dooku wins. Dooku can use the force defensively and Jaime and Ned can't touch him

Dooku can't use the Force offensively; he's been barred. Ned and Jamie's weapons are, per divine fiat, resistant to Dooku's lightsaber. He's restricted to solely the speed and agility depicted on film which, while considerable, isn't enough to blitz these two.

Tywin dies next episode, Tyrion kills him while dad is on the shitter after Jaime helped him break out of the dungeon.

Originally posted by NemeBro
Tywin dies next episode, Tyrion kills him while dad is on the shitter after Jaime helped him break out of the dungeon.

Ya, I know.

That wasn't for you.

Kind of a non-sequitur if meant for quan.

Originally posted by quanchi112
We will see how long. If he's just suffering that is even better. You'd probably brag if you outlived someone as a vegetable.

Oberyn skill wise is on another level. Awesome.

at your rage making you wiki-spoil yourself. Nemebro > you.

Rob, whatchyoo think?

Originally posted by Robtard
at your rage making you wiki-spoil yourself. Nemebro > you. I didn't wiki spoil anything. Look at the shape he was in. To act like he just walked away and lived a happy life is silly. I'm not sure if he survives either just being logical.

Originally posted by quanchi112
I didn't wiki spoil anything. Look at the shape he was in. To act like he just walked away and lived a happy life is silly. I'm not sure if he survives either just being logical.

It's obvious you wiki-spoiling yourself over Gregor's outcome but that isn't a huge blunder in the greater scheme. But if you spoiled yourself for the big happening next week, that will be lolz.

Well played, Neme. Getting quan to rage-spoil himself

Originally posted by Robtard
It's obvious you wiki-spoiling yourself over Gregor's outcome but that isn't a huge blunder in the greater scheme. But if you spoiled yourself for the big happening next week, that will be lolz.

Well played, Neme. Getting quan to rage-spoil himself I didn't spoil anything. What are you even talking about ?

I base my posts off logic, reasoning, and portrayals. Mountain shouldn't live long and if he does his quality of life will suck.

I am indeed great.

Originally posted by NemeBro
I am indeed great. You aren't even good enough to be mediocre. Your intelligence and personality is that of the Mountain's save for the physical attributes.

Originally posted by NemeBro
I am indeed great.

Now that you forced his hand into spoiling himself on Gregor. What are the chances he rage-spoiled himself over the major plot move next week?

nah nvm

Agreed

Originally posted by Robtard
Now that you forced his hand into spoiling himself on Gregor. What are the chances he rage-spoiled himself over the major plot move next week? What are you talking about ?

Dooku flattens them

Originally posted by StealthRanger
Dooku flattens them No shit.

The Force still enhances reflexes and strength during saber combat. Dooku stomps.

Dooku wins, solidly. Dooku easily beat AOTC Anakin and Obi Wan together, and Id pick those 2 jedi to beat Jaime and Ned, not to mention he held his own in a saber battle with Yoda. Lannister and Stark are tops for their world, but their world doesnt hold a candle to what jedi/sith are capable of.

Originally posted by The_Tempest
Dooku can't use the Force offensively; he's been barred. Ned and Jamie's weapons are, per divine fiat, resistant to Dooku's lightsaber. He's restricted to solely the speed and agility depicted on film which, while considerable, isn't enough to blitz these two.

Did you see how fast Dooku moved in battle when he was fighting Yoda? Trust me, thats more than enough to slice Jaime and Ned to ribbons.