Team Westeros vs Team Sword

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Lestov16
Team Westeros:
Jaime Lannister
Sandor Clegane
Gregor Clegane
Brienne
Bronn
Khal Drogo

vs

Team Sword:
Maximus
Leonidas
Aragorn
Agent 47
Rama
Billy Wintergreen (Arrow)

All opponents gets their respective swords except for Rama and Wintergreen, who get machetes.
Bloodlusted deathmatch in Central Park; No PIS/CIS
Who takes this?

focus4chumps
since team westeros does not come from cheesy popcorn action movies where the protagonists are borderline immortal, i'd have to say 'team sword' wins.

Robtard
Aragorn and Agent 47 could take all of team Westeros

NemeBro
Gregor Clegane solos.

Squirtle
Leonidas vs Drogo would be such an epic outpouring of manly beards and badass yellings to see, that it'd turn our penises into vaginas.

Robtard
Originally posted by NemeBro
Gregor Clegane solos.

Gregor is at best the equivalent of a larger and less intelligent Uruk-hai. Aragorn alone would wreck his poohole.

NemeBro
Show me a Uruk-hai crushing a man's skull with his bare hands.

Robtard
Originally posted by NemeBro
Show me a Uruk-hai crushing a man's skull with his bare hands.

I'd do one better, smaller Uruk-hai parried Aragorn's blows. Aragorn's the guy who is strong enough to block a cave-troll's swing and single arm toss a fully armoured fat dwarf as if he were a volleyball.

Come at me again like that and I'll tear ya.

michaelx
If this is the book version - Jaime solos the 1st 3 (individually offcourse).

Overall team westeros.

marwash22
oh wow, so Neme really does have wood for Gregor.

NemeBro
Originally posted by Robtard
I'd do one better, smaller Uruk-hai parried Aragorn's blows. Aragorn's the guy who is strong enough to block a cave-troll's swing and single arm toss a fully armoured fat dwarf as if he were a volleyball.

Come at me again like that and I'll tear ya. Aragorn got his shit pushed in by that tiny midget troll my son.

As for the dwarf, Gregor could have done the same.

FrothByte
Game of Thrones suffers from poor fight choreography, making all of the fighters look slow. Team sword dances all around them.

NemeBro
Originally posted by FrothByte
Game of Thrones suffers from poor fight choreography This is true.

Eminence
Don't know who wins, but Gregor Clegane definitely dies first regardless, imo.

DTM
Yeah, Id support Team Sword here. The amount of characters Aragorn has killed, in MASSIVE BATTLES that dwarf this one, is insane. The guys like Capt America and Wolverine rolled into one.

ares834
Team Sword stomps.

Robtard
Originally posted by NemeBro
Aragorn got his shit pushed in by that tiny midget troll my son.

As for the dwarf, Gregor could have done the same.

No he didn't. That troll makes Gregor look like a midget.

He barely managed to toss 170lbs Oberyn a few feet.

http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130729165156/seigneur-des-anneaux/fr/images/8/88/Aragorn_VS_Uruk-hai.png

Aragron is the pusher of shits.

focus4chumps
Originally posted by Robtard
No he didn't. That troll makes Gregor look like a midget.

He barely managed to toss 170lbs Oberyn a few feet.

i agree about aragorn being a superior warrior, but you are totally downplaying ser gregor's size and strength.

Robtard
That cave troll looked to be around 11-13 feet tall and very bulky. Even if we go with Gregor's book size/weight, he's no cave troll in size, weight or strength.

Cave Troll scene: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zgmjyNc-H1I

focus4chumps
oh my bad i thought you were still going on about the uruk-hai. yeah the cave troll could gorilla-pimp ser gregor.

quanchi112
Originally posted by focus4chumps
oh my bad i thought you were still going on about the uruk-hai. yeah the cave troll could gorilla-pimp ser gregor. laughing out loud

My bad....comedic gold.


You also admit you didn't understand and then submit.

focus4chumps
stick to the topic and cease your f@ggotry, quanshoes.

quanchi112
Originally posted by focus4chumps
stick to the topic and cease your f@ggotry, quanshoes. I commented on your submissive post. Relax.

Robtard
Originally posted by focus4chumps
stick to the topic and cease your f@ggotry, quanshoes. You must have really upset Quanchi, he's following you around in every thread making an ass of himself trying to have a go at you. Congrats?

quanchi112
Originally posted by Robtard
You must have really upset Quanchi, he's following you around in every thread making an ass of himself trying to have a go at you. Congrats? Relax.

focus4chumps
Originally posted by Robtard
You must have really upset Quanchi, he's following you around in every thread making an ass of himself trying to have a go at you. Congrats?

would my now apparent power to control his thoughts and feelings fall under science or magic?

whoops, wrong thread. disregard. smile

Robtard
Originally posted by quanchi112
Relax.

"irony"

quanchi112
Originally posted by focus4chumps
would my now apparent power to control his thoughts and feelings fall under science or magic?

whoops, wrong thread. disregard. smile Originally posted by Robtard
"irony" Double irony ftw.

Robtard
Originally posted by quanchi112
Double irony ftw.

"irony"

quanchi112
Originally posted by Robtard
"irony" Brick wall.

Robtard
Originally posted by quanchi112
Brick wall.

"irony"

quanchi112
Originally posted by Robtard
"irony" This is what I have reduced you to. You're worse off than I thought.

Robtard
Originally posted by quanchi112
This is what I have reduced you to. You're worse off than I thought.

"irony"

quanchi112
Originally posted by Robtard
"irony" This is a great victory for myself over you.

focus4chumps
Originally posted by quanchi112
This is a great victory for myself over you.

"f@ggotry"

quanchi112
Originally posted by focus4chumps
"f@ggotry" What you two do in your own free time is your business.

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