Trading Punches: Flash II & Superman

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riv6672
Two great heroic sacrifices.
How would they have differed if the characters were switched out?
Please suspend disbelief at the below scenarios, and buy that things have worked out to make the battles take place.
PC Superman in scenario 1, full power Flash, as he was brought back a few years ago, in scenario 2.


Instead of Anti Monitor kidnapping Flash, setting up the heroic sacrifice in Crisis On Infinite Earths #8, he kidnaps Superman instead.
Could Superman have destroyed the antimatter cannon? And would he have died doing so?

During Doomsday's first appearance, Superman is not on earth, but DD goes on the march regardless.
With no heroes powerful enough to stop him anywhere to be found, Barry Allen comes out of retirement.
Could he have beaten Doomsday in the heart of Metropolis as in Superman #75? And would he have died doing so?

riv6672
Bump.

LeonBuco666
One C.....

LeonBuco666
Oh yeah....

riv6672
Oh my!
If this thread gets no others posts before dropping off page1 again, the amusing irony of the ones it did get was worth the bump...
http://i522.photobucket.com/albums/w344/riv6672/smilies/smiley-clapping5.gif

LeonBuco666
DUDE, **** your thread.

"Buco" not "Bucco"

Delta1938
Hey, look!! Your topic has a post from someone else.

riv6672
*faints*

Delta1938
Originally posted by riv6672
*faints*

(steals Riv's wallet)

riv6672
Originally posted by Delta1938
(steals Riv's wallet)
Son if a-!

Delta1938
Originally posted by riv6672
Son if a-!

(looks through Riv's wallet, reads business card)

Chocolate Thunda Male Escort Service.....uh.....

LeonBuco666
Originally posted by Delta1938
(looks through Riv's wallet, reads business card)

Chocolate Thunda Male Escort Service.....uh.....

Ahem.....slide me that card when you get a chance.

Delta1938
Originally posted by LeonBuco666
Ahem.....slide me that card when you get a chance.

eek! ummmmm.....wouldn't it be cheaper fr you and Riv to get a room? Just sayin'.

LeonBuco666
Originally posted by Delta1938
eek! ummmmm.....wouldn't it be cheaper fr you and Riv to get a room? Just sayin'.

No, it would be cheaper if you wouldnt be so greedy, slid me the mother****ing card, so I can use my mothers home phone. So I can cover my tracks! And use her money to phone them!

Delta1938
Originally posted by LeonBuco666
No, it would be cheaper if you wouldnt be so greedy, slid me the mother****ing card, so I can use my mothers home phone. So I can cover my tracks! And use her money to phone them!

(throws Riv's wallet at u) Keep the card!! And there's more. I saw something about dungeons that I definitely do NOT want to know more about.

LeonBuco666
Originally posted by Delta1938
(throws Riv's wallet at u) Keep the card!! And there's more. I saw something about dungeons that I definitely do NOT want to know more about.

(catches wallet, disappears into the night)

Delta1938
Originally posted by LeonBuco666
(catches wallet, disappears into the night)

(shouts) WRAP IT BEFORE YOU TAP IT!!!

LeonBuco666
Originally posted by Delta1938
(shouts) WRAP IT BEFORE YOU TAP IT!!!

(shouts back) HELL TO THE NO, IM HAAAAAARDCORE

Delta1938
Originally posted by LeonBuco666
(shouts back) HELL TO THE NO, IM HAAAAAARDCORE

LeonBuco666. Poster life, 4/11/2013-7-11-2014. He was a hardcore enthusiast of male escort services and going bareback. And died of a horrible mutant strain of gonorrhea. In 15 minutes of contracting. He did not take my advice.

LeonBuco666
Originally posted by Delta1938
LeonBuco666. Poster life, 4/11/2013-7-11-2014. He was a hardcore enthusiast of male escort services and going bareback. And died of a horrible mutant strain of gonorrhea. In 15 minutes of contracting. He did not take my advice.

Yeah, that will teach me.

Delta1938
Originally posted by LeonBuco666
Yeah, that will teach me.

AHHHH!!! ZOMBIE!!! (stabs Leon in face before running off to zombie safe room)

LeonBuco666
Dude, Ill **** up your safe room.

And then spare you to live in shame of running like a *****.


You do realize we have hijacked yet another a thread. Taking up an entire page and contributing nothing to the thread. I think we should put my zombie differences aside and hide quick before the Raptor finds us and alerts his herd.

(runs away, breaking his rotting ankle in the process)

Delta1938
Originally posted by LeonBuco666
Dude, Ill **** up your safe room.

And then spare you to live in shame of running like a *****.


You do realize we have hijacked yet another a thread. Taking up an entire page and contributing nothing to the thread. I think we should put my zombie differences aside and hide quick before the Raptor finds us and alerts his herd.

(runs away, breaking his rotting ankle in the process)

***** please, I will use my M4 with tearing and armor piercing rounds on yo zombie ass then my shotgun attachment for the overkill.

And no shame, my plan is to draw attention of the zombies from the weaker and less capable posters who can't defend themselves.

And yes, yes we did. hijacked-pirate2

But we also brought life to it in about an hour than it had in almost a month. vin

LeonBuco666
This is our thread now, we claim it.

We will name it....."Our Thread"

And hey dude, my zombie powers are like Harald J's so **** you guns

riv6672
True.
This one didnt catch on. Surprising, as Supes topics usually get some traffic.
Plus, it was nice seeing someone i have on ignore posting in it so "defiantly".

Delta1938
Originally posted by LeonBuco666
This is our thread now, we claim it.

We will name it....."Our Thread"

And hey dude, my zombie powers are like Harald J's so **** you guns

Yes, yes we do. Sad thing for Riv is it's actually a good idea. But I'm not too familiar with Barry's return, and I don't know what actually killed Barry for me to compare for PC Superman(I remember the writer had slipped something in that few people caught, according to the intro in the CRISIS ON INFINITE EARTHS trade paperback).

And I have no idea what "Harald J's" is so I guess it's flamthrowers and car crushers for you, you competent zombie you!!

LeonBuco666
Originally posted by riv6672
Two great heroic sacrifices.
How would they have differed if the characters were switched out?
Please suspend disbelief at the below scenarios, and buy that things have worked out to make the battles take place.
PC Superman in scenario 1, full power Flash, as he was brought back a few years ago, in scenario 2.


Instead of Anti Monitor kidnapping Flash, setting up the heroic sacrifice in Crisis On Infinite Earths #8, he kidnaps Superman instead.
Could Superman have destroyed the antimatter cannon? And would he have died doing so?

During Doomsday's first appearance, Superman is not on earth, but DD goes on the march regardless.
With no heroes powerful enough to stop him anywhere to be found, Barry Allen comes out of retirement.
Could he have beaten Doomsday in the heart of Metropolis as in Superman #75? And would he have died doing so? http://i1282.photobucket.com/albums/a523/leonbuco/fb6_zpsg3sgw4qt.jpg

LeonBuco666
Originally posted by Delta1938
Yes, yes we do. Sad thing for Riv is it's actually a good idea. But I'm not too familiar with Barry's return, and I don't know what actually killed Barry for me to compare for PC Superman(I remember the writer had slipped something in that few people caught, according to the intro in the CRISIS ON INFINITE EARTHS trade paperback).

And I have no idea what "Harald J's" is so I guess it's flamthrowers and car crushers for you, you competent zombie you!!

Harald Jaekolsen or what ever the **** his name is, the zombie pirate dude who treated Thor like a battered wife!

Phuck your flame throwers ill make you my ***** for eternity AFTER I crush Thanos

Delta1938
Originally posted by LeonBuco666
http://i1282.photobucket.com/albums/a523/leonbuco/fb6_zpsg3sgw4qt.jpg

http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/lol.gif

riv6672
Originally posted by Delta1938
Sad thing for Riv is it's actually a good idea.
Oh its no problem.
Best idea i've had was bumping this.
Leon's providing me with a car load of laughs right now. I love how putting people on ignore almost guarantees their attention from that point on.

LeonBuco666
Wait a minute.....did someone just post on MY ****ING THREAD?

Delta you're cool....BUT OH THE BLASPHEMY

Delta1938
Originally posted by LeonBuco666
Wait a minute.....did someone just post on MY ****ING THREAD?

Delta you're cool....BUT OH THE BLASPHEMY

http://dontdrinkbeer.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/1331105001794.jpg

LeonBuco666
Delta you're cool, you can live in this thread and it can be ours.

But who the **** dares post in this thread when I explicitly claimed it. This Riv has no place here.

LeonBuco666
Wait a minute....do I sense a meme war about to occur....

riv6672
I think i can safely change my sig line to something like: "LeonBucco666, on ignore and still has his nose up my ass." And provide a link to this thread.
smile

LeonBuco666
Still? Never was up there.

Also, Didnt I tell you to get the **** out of my thread ?

Delta1938
Originally posted by LeonBuco666
Wait a minute....do I sense a meme war about to occur....

I was confused, but meme war? I'm ending this before it begins.

https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/3897683968/h2CEA0463/

shadowknight
To get the thread back on target On

1. Superman would have destroyed it without dying afterward, since PC was a beast in every shape and form.

2. High End Flash could it specially if he speed steal. But average showing of Barry would lose.

Delta1938
Originally posted by riv6672
I think i can safely change my sig line to something like: "LeonBucco666, on ignore and still has his nose up my ass." And provide a link to this thread.
smile

Considering almost all his posts have been in response to me, either you never checked them and assumed he was posting about you, or you read them but still somehow thought they were all about you. Either way, is a simultaneously egotistical and a little homoerotic obsessive.

riv6672
I met Chuck Norris in Iraq. He was hella cool!

riv6672
Originally posted by Delta1938
Considering almost all his posts have been in response to me, either you never checked them and assumed he was posting about you, or you read them but still somehow thought they were all about you. Either way, is a simultaneously egotistical and a little homoerotic obsessive.
Well, considering you and i have had our own disagreements, i'm not too worried about what you think.
The guy's actions in this thread are funny as hell to me.

LeonBuco666
http://i1282.photobucket.com/albums/a523/leonbuco/images%2033_zpsgwk6w5fh.jpg

LeonBuco666
Originally posted by shadowknight
To get the thread back on target On

1. Superman would have destroyed it without dying afterward, since PC was a beast in every shape and form.

2. High End Flash could it specially if he speed steal. But average showing of Barry would lose.
http://i1282.photobucket.com/albums/a523/leonbuco/ 1c964f733a52a26c0d1e04995f7b0052241fa31973a89ea298
5012646006e1dc_zps8xtk6ry5.jpg

Delta1938
Originally posted by riv6672
I met Chuck Norris in Iraq. He was hella cool!

Pics or it not only didn't happen, but you concede to being a liar who works as a fluffer for elderly men adult films and remove Cheetos from the rolls before and after.....fluffing. Wait, that Chocolate Thunda card is making complete sense.

Originally posted by riv6672
Well, considering you and i have had our own disagreements, i'm not too worried about what you think.
The guy's actions in this thread are funny as hell to me.

Doesn't change the fact that it's true. And actually your statement reinforces one of my points.

riv6672
Originally posted by Delta1938
Pics or it not only didn't happen, but you concede to being a liar who works as a fluffer for elderly men adult films and remove Cheetos from the rolls before and after.....fluffing. Wait, that Chocolate Thunda card is making complete sense.



Doesn't change the fact that it's true. And actually your statement reinforces one of my points.
I'm thinking i can live with your opinion of me, and with Leon's attention. wink

I'll see if i can find the pic with me and Chuck on my photobucket tonight. I'll PM it to you!thumb up

Delta1938
Originally posted by riv6672
I'm thinking i can live with your opinion of me, and with Leon's attention. wink

I'll see if i can find the pic with me and Chuck on my photobucket tonight. I'll PM it to you!thumb up

The way you keep bringing-up putting Leon on Ignore, pretty clear you're actually feeding off the attention of others and trying to instigate.

If you find it, then you'll have to take a pic with you holding your username to prove it's you or it'll be a safe bet you randomly found a pic of Chuck. huhu

LeonBuco666
Anyway...this thread is mine, I have claimed it.

Riv GTFO of my thread.

Also, Gabdalf Is morgan freeman....your argument is invalid

Delta1938
Originally posted by LeonBuco666
Anyway...this thread is mine, I have claimed it.

Riv GTFO of my thread.

Also, Gabdalf Is morgan freeman....your argument is invalid

http://i1170.photobucket.com/albums/r530/rock180/ChuckNorris-MrT.jpg

http://www.powerlineblog.com/admin/ed-assets/2013/02/chuck-norris-copy.jpg

I win.

LeonBuco666
Originally posted by Delta1938
http://i1170.photobucket.com/albums/r530/rock180/ChuckNorris-MrT.jpg

http://www.powerlineblog.com/admin/ed-assets/2013/02/chuck-norris-copy.jpg

I win. http://i1282.photobucket.com/albums/a523/leonbuco/download%2012_zpsen2trntk.jpg

Delta1938
Originally posted by LeonBuco666
http://i1282.photobucket.com/albums/a523/leonbuco/ 4825a116ae2b149ad6ae3557330838fab79c7945be20e30921
0fa885d7f3a923_zpsaiptgpet.jpg

Your image didn't work. I win.

LeonBuco666
Epic fail.


Check again.

Delta1938
Originally posted by LeonBuco666
Epic fail.


Check again.

Lies. You fixed it after I posted. And because you fixed it after I pointed it out, that means I win.

LeonBuco666
Originally posted by Delta1938
Lies. You fixed it after I posted. And because you fixed it after I pointed it out, that means I win.


HA, YOU'RE WRONG!

I actually CHANGED it, so I win!

Delta1938
Originally posted by LeonBuco666
HA, YOU'RE WRONG!

I actually CHANGED it, so I win!

Even if it counts, which it totally doesn't, you're no Bruce Lee.

http://i1199.photobucket.com/albums/aa466/Delta1938/wimplo.jpg

You still lose. I win.

LeonBuco666
Originally posted by Delta1938
Even if it counts, which it totally doesn't, you're no Bruce Lee.

http://i1199.photobucket.com/albums/aa466/Delta1938/wimplo.jpg

You still lose. I win. http://i1282.photobucket.com/albums/a523/leonbuco/download%2013_zpssqpmqhyz.jpg

I stomp.

Delta1938
Originally posted by LeonBuco666
http://i1282.photobucket.com/albums/a523/leonbuco/download%2013_zpssqpmqhyz.jpg

I stomp.

The only thing you stomp.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_RTW5QDwfU0g/TImZzS8PP-I/AAAAAAAACBI/nF1t7x9eyHk/s1600/009.JPG

You also wear a pretty black dress for it.

LeonBuco666
In that case,http://i1282.photobucket.com/albums/a523/leonbuco/tumblr_m7ws4diqhC1ra8650o3_250_zpsiph1w2ca.gif

Delta1938
Originally posted by LeonBuco666
In that case,http://i1282.photobucket.com/albums/a523/leonbuco/tumblr_m7ws4diqhC1ra8650o3_250_zpsiph1w2ca.gif

Not even if I was REALLY drunk and it made you kinda looked Hayden Panettiere.

LeonBuco666
Stop being a *** and admit it !

LeonBuco666
We actually took this thread for our own....I feel empowered.

Delta1938
Originally posted by LeonBuco666
Stop being a *** and admit it !

Admit I'll taze you? In the groin? OK, I fully admit that.

LeonBuco666
Oh, kinky.

Delta1938
Originally posted by LeonBuco666
Oh, kinky.

Not when it's a shotgun round version, up close.

LeonBuco666
Well you're just weak if thats how you feel about shotgun version.

Delta1938
Originally posted by LeonBuco666
Well you're just weak if thats how you feel about shotgun version.

That.....doesn't.....even.....make.....sense.

LeonBuco666
Thats not incorrect, nor can I say I cannot disagree with you.

Multi-negative.

Sense it doesnt make.

One day ill find you, and ill buy you a coffee.

Delta1938
Originally posted by LeonBuco666
Thats not incorrect, nor can I say I cannot disagree with you.

Multi-negative.

Sense it doesnt make.

One day ill find you, and ill buy you a coffee.

Not a coffee drinker. miffed Make it a bunch of Cherry Coke. huhu

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