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Happy end of spring and beginning of summer!
If you were bestowed with the power of God for 1 minute what would you do? Only stipulations are that you must decide on your action before receiving this endowment and you can't alter the conditions meaning you can't extend the period

I would give humanity the grand unification equation.

I'd make myself God forever!!!! 131

Originally posted by Bardock42
I'd make myself God forever!!!! 131

Give me all the powers of Superman forever. That would be enough.

i would forever have equality.. no one would make more money then another.. everyone would be able to afford food, health care, nothing would run on gas

make karma a reality.
little kids would no longer get cancer, etc. Only assholes

and I would watch every movie ever made..
hey if i'm god, i can do it in a minute

I would momentarily suspend everyone's ego.

Originally posted by Mindship
I would momentarily suspend everyone's ego.
That would be terrible!

I would make a burrito so delicious that even I wouldn't be able to resist it.

Originally posted by Lord Lucien
I would make a burrito so delicious that even I wouldn't be able to resist it.

I would make your burrito suck!

You would be my 1-minute Devil. To 1-minute Hell with thee!

Originally posted by Lord Lucien
You would be my 1-minute Devil. To 1-minute Hell with thee!

Been there, done that.
But you would still have to eat the sucky burrito.

Give myself mastery over the time stream.

And a full head of hair.

Originally posted by Shakyamunison
That would be terrible! Only for those not ready for it.

I would give humans the capability for space travel and to terra-form planets. Also I'd make myself superman

Id losen the tops to all of the worlds salt shakers and misplace their keys... suck it

I'd resurrect Hitler.

I would make king size reese cups the normal size

Originally posted by Shabazz916
i would forever have equality.. no one would make more money then another.. everyone would be able to afford food, health care, nothing would run on gas
Originally posted by The Renegade
I'd resurrect Hitler.

Hmm...you guys should hook up

With all honesty though, I wouldn't need to use Gods "powers" for anything. Just having the undeniable proof that there is a God would be power enough for.

No. I want the hair.

Also, i wouldnt give people anything. It's not my place. Its not like i'm God.

You have Saliva lyrics in your title. Your kind is not welcome among the living.

I would prove to everyone that God exists and that I am God.

Originally posted by The Renegade
You have Saliva lyrics in your title. Your kind is not welcome among the living.
My kind doesnt care what your kind thinks about my kind.

Deep. brah.

You gave me the material to work with, brah.

On topic:
If there's one thing i learned from Bruce Almighty, other than Jennifer Anniston does not need a boob job, is that god like powers doesnt grant god like wisdom.
Anthing i did for mankind would most likely backfire.

I would make all women have an insatiable desire to have filthy rotten sex with large, bearded, hairy men.

Time to stop manscaping.

BF doesn't man-scape, he looks like a baby sasquatch

Originally posted by Robtard
BF doesn't man-scape, he looks like a baby sasquatch You always seem to pay attention to men a little too much me thinks.

Originally posted by quanchi112
You always seem to pay attention to men a little too much me thinks.

Following me around all over the forum, eh.

Originally posted by Robtard
Following me around all over the forum, eh. It is a public forum. You are always so obsessed with manly parts. Just be who you are.

I'd make all women pregnant with my children.

Astner: 1
Evolution: 0

Originally posted by BackFire
I would make all women have an insatiable desire to have filthy rotten sex with large, bearded, hairy men.

Is that so you can stop blindfolding and chaining them up because I thought you enjoyed them blindfolded and chained up.

Originally posted by Astner
I'd make all women pregnant with my children.

Originally posted by tru-marvell
you must decide on your action before receiving this endowment and you can't alter the conditions

Your sister is now carrying your baby. Congrats.

Aaaah!!!!

Originally posted by Astner
I'd make all women pregnant with my children.



Encouraging children to have sex...you're a dirty dirty God.

Wouldnt all the pregnancies be immaculate?

No one can be God, except God hiself

Originally posted by Wolverine
No one can be God, except God hiself
..and occasionally Morgan Freeman.

Ha, i watched Through the Wormhole yesterday...!

All 5 seasons? In a single sitting? Impressive.

I wish! It was the zombie episode.
Freeman can do no wrong... http://i522.photobucket.com/albums/w344/riv6672/smilies/love.gif

Extend God's powers to me for a longer period of time and live in paradise.

I'd make myself permanently immortal and immune of disease, injury, hunger, thirst, and sleep deprivation.

Oh, and the ability to teleport anywhere I want on Earth.

I'd grow an epic beard. Build an awesome Spaceship that lasts forever and can warp travel. And for the last 40 seconds I'd boost every skill I can think of.

Originally posted by tru-marvell
Happy end of spring and beginning of summer!
If you were bestowed with the power of God for 1 minute what would you do? Only stipulations are that you must decide on your action before receiving this endowment and you can't alter the conditions meaning you can't extend the period

Start the rapture, if denied, ask for the powers of the last son of krypton and go pull a alien takeover on the white house, should be easy, Obama is usually at the golf coarse and never home.

I'd turn our Earth into a real world adaptation of Star Trek: TNG Earth (advanced tech/replicators, end of poverty/hunger/economics, warp tech/space exploration, world peace, advanced medical science, clean up pollution, etc.) and let humanity go explore the universe and find out whether there are other intelligent species out there and colonize/terraform other planets and moons.

I'd also create a ship for myself manned by a crew of anatomically correct android replicas of all of my favorite female porn stars/models.

Oh, and make myself immortal.