Pepsi vs Coke

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Time Immemorial
I personally think Coke sucks.

NemeBro
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FinalAnswer
I personally think Pepsi sucks.

Tzeentch
Pre-Crisis Britney Spears endorsed Pepsi.

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Pepsi >

Kazenji
Pepsi Man wins.

NemeBro
Originally posted by Tzeentch
Pre-Crisis Britney Spears endorsed Pepsi.

/thread Pedophile.

Santa Claus endorses coke. Why do you hate Christmas?

LeonBuco666
Well Pepsi gets sweeter because of acids.

Coke gets shittier because of no acids.



Water.

But someone else is right, Santa endorses Coke, therefore wins by default.

Time Immemorial
Originally posted by LeonBuco666
Well Pepsi gets sweeter because of acids.

Coke gets shittier because of no acids.



Water.

But someone else is right, Santa endorses Coke, therefore wins by default.

Agreed, Pepsi tasted better!

Impediment
Dr. Pepper.

Time Immemorial
Originally posted by Impediment
Dr. Pepper.

Oh man, I forgot about Dr. Pepper. Damn good drank!

NemeBro
It has been Scientifically proven that Pepsi is just Coke that's been flat for a day.

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Originally posted by NemeBro
It has been Scientifically proven that Pepsi is just Coke that's been flat for a day. Then had all the shit boiled out of it until it was chemically pure water, and then made into an actual drink with flavour.

AuraAngel
Dr. Pepper is by far the best. Went to graduate school.

BloodRain
In a shify place down in Mexico.

Kazenji
Dr Pepper....Bleh!

riv6672
Bleh indeed.
I was able to take it or leave it, till i had a roommate in the Army that drank it like others drank beer. He was a generally icky person, and i associate the drink with him.

Coke for mixed drinks, though. Pepsi to drink on its own!

Time Immemorial
Originally posted by BloodRain
In a shify place down in Mexico.

Coke does taste better in Mexico big grin

riv6672
....i see what you did there!

The Scenario
I drink all three.

Time Immemorial
Nothing can beat the refreshing taste of Pepsi

http://cdn.swaggernewyork.com/media/2012/12/beyonce-pepsi-50-million.jpg

NemeBro
Man I just took the biggest, steamiest, creamiest shit possible, and I couldn't help but think of Pepsi while doing it. I wonder why?

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Because Coke giving you horrible diseased shits made you consider switching to a real drink, I assume.

NemeBro
I haven't had a coke in weeks. Calm down.

Time Immemorial
Originally posted by NemeBro
Man I just took the biggest, steamiest, creamiest shit possible, and I couldn't help but think of Pepsi while doing it. I wonder why?

That sounds like a great shit, good things happen when great shits happen, thats why you were thinking about Pepsi.

NemeBro
It was painful and left my butt blistered actually.

Time Immemorial
Originally posted by NemeBro
It was painful and left my butt blistered actually.

Get Destin smile

NemeBro
Nah, I'll just poor some coke in my crack to smooth it out.

Time Immemorial
Originally posted by NemeBro
Nah, I'll just poor some coke in my crack to smooth it out.

laughing laughing laughing laughing

Impediment
Originally posted by NemeBro
Man I just took the biggest, steamiest, creamiest shit possible, and I couldn't help but think of Pepsi while doing it. I wonder why?

Probably reminiscing about the time you shoved a 12 ounce can of Pepsi up your ass while doing the Silence of the Lambs dance.

NemeBro
I'll shove a 12 ounce can of dick up your ass.

Time Immemorial
Originally posted by NemeBro
I'll shove a 12 ounce can of dick up your ass.

I've heard dicks can be this big as a can of Pepsi big grin

riv6672
....I need a drink.

Time Immemorial
Originally posted by riv6672
....I need a drink.

Pepsi is refreshing, it will do the job.

Time Immemorial
Pepsi gets 1st Place in taste test.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/thrillist/blind-taste-test-ranking_b_4255165.html

riv6672
Ha! Cool.

Time Immemorial
Its Pepsi time

FinalAnswer
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Time Immemorial
Originally posted by FinalAnswer
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Oh please unless you are drinking Mexican coke, you have been outmatched the superior taste of pepsi.

FinalAnswer
I guess if you want a syrupy, sugary flat drink, Pepsi's superior.

Time Immemorial
Originally posted by FinalAnswer
I guess if you want a syrupy, sugary flat drink, Pepsi's superior.


laughing laughing laughing

FinalAnswer
You should shut your fookin hole. Ugly little ****. You look like a fookin ballsack. Ugly looking stupid **** face.

Time Immemorial
Originally posted by FinalAnswer
You should shut your fookin hole. Ugly little ****. You look like a fookin ballsack. Ugly looking stupid **** face.

Sure thing sweetheart, I like the sex change btw.

marwash22
the correct answer is Coke.

quanchi112
Pepsi is for pansies. I bet robbie drinks it.

NemeBro
I knew there was a reason I kept you around.

quanchi112
Originally posted by NemeBro
I knew there was a reason I kept you around. Silence, welp.

Sacred 117
I f**king died on the first two pages of this thread! crylaugh

You gais are f**king great! thumb up

marwash22
Originally posted by Impediment
Dr. Pepper. get outta here with your retarded root beer.

cdtm
Originally posted by FinalAnswer
I guess if you want a syrupy, sugary flat drink, Pepsi's superior.

Here in CT, all sodas are pretty much like that.

But when I went to Jersey (For Wrestlemania), and ordered a pepsi at an Applebees, I couldn't believe the difference. It tasted ridiculously sweet.

I dunno, maybe it comes down to sugar taxes, or maybe places in CT just skimp more on the syrup..

Oh, and Coke wins, spite. stick out tongue

Time Immemorial
I've been drinking Coke more, I think its now better then Pepsi.

Impediment
Dr. Pepper, Big Red, and 7 Up are my preferred sodas.

marwash22
Imp, stop derailing the thread with your beta soft drinks. sneer


Sprite > 7UP estahuh

Time Immemorial
Don't knock the Big Red unless you had it over for dinner.

Impediment
Originally posted by marwash22
Imp, stop derailing the thread with your beta soft drinks. sneer


Sprite > 7UP estahuh

Sprite is awesome with crushed ice in a tall glass.

I drink 7 Up with my Seagrams 7.

Time Immemorial
Zup and Morgan does the body good.

ScreamPaste
Originally posted by cdtm
Here in CT, all sodas are pretty much like that.

But when I went to Jersey (For Wrestlemania), and ordered a pepsi at an Applebees, I couldn't believe the difference. It tasted ridiculously sweet.

I dunno, maybe it comes down to sugar taxes, or maybe places in CT just skimp more on the syrup..

Oh, and Coke wins, spite. stick out tongue Canadian water probably went into it. Soda and liquor made in Canada is usually considered superior even when the ingredients are the same just because of higher quality water. shrug

FinalAnswer
Mined from Canadian ice flows.

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