Michael Myers vs 25 Brock Lesnars & 25 Mike Tysons

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LeonBuco666
H2H slugfests at the same time.

Mike can be knocked out BUT if he can be up within a minute he can carry on.

I say mikey!

COG Veteran
Michael can push his thumb through a man's skull. The brawlers die a bloody death.

Yamcha
The Tyson's combined appetite is too ferocious, after receiving an F5 Myers is swarmed rapidly by Tyson's spouting nonsensical jibberish that the poor psychotic man cannot begin to comprehend, he flails but to no avail, the Tyson's pile on him one after another, like roaches to a feast, plastic bits where the ears would be are the first things to be devoured but it's not enough, they continue eating until there's nothing left, infuriating the Lesnars who wanted to end the streak of another deadman. The two sides clash, in a spectacle so ferocious that such a sight hasn't been witnessed since the Cretaceous period, two monstrosities that were never meant to be in this era, never meant to walk along side society, with brains the size of their reptilian ancestors, an only one thing on their mind..to feed. The war rages for what seems eons, wiping out all known life on the planet, they continue to evolve to the point where they begin to breed asexually, spawning fully grown evolved versions of themselves, each side eventually reaching a state of World Breaker that splits the world in two..

There is no winner in such a gratuitous display of strength...only losses..the loss of so many lives, and the loss of a little blue planet called Earth.

NemeBro
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Lesnars and Tysons win.

LeonBuco666
Originally posted by Yamcha
The Tyson's combined appetite is too ferocious, after receiving an F5 Myers is swarmed rapidly by Tyson's spouting nonsensical jibberish that the poor psychotic man cannot begin to comprehend, he flails but to no avail, the Tyson's pile on him one after another, like roaches to a feast, plastic bits where the ears would be are the first things to be devoured but it's not enough, they continue eating until there's nothing left, infuriating the Lesnars who wanted to end the streak of another deadman. The two sides clash, in a spectacle so ferocious that such a sight hasn't been witnessed since the Cretaceous period, two monstrosities that were never meant to be in this era, never meant to walk along side society, with brains the size of their reptilian ancestors, an only one thing on their mind..to feed. The war rages for what seems eons, wiping out all known life on the planet, they continue to evolve to the point where they begin to breed asexually, spawning fully grown evolved versions of themselves, each side eventually reaching a state of World Breaker that splits the world in two..

There is no winner in such a gratuitous display of strength...only losses..the loss of so many lives, and the loss of a little blue planet called Earth. i shed a tear.


how would Jason fair?

Based Kez
Lesnar rushes to the ring and both Michael and the Ender Of Streaks stand face-to-face.
Tyson rushes to the ring and both competitors focus their eyes on Michael.
Tyson decides to throw the first punch and the boxers rock-hard knuckles collides with the face of the madman...Over and over again. "Take this, and this, how about some of these? That hurt, Mikey? Take that!" The crowd roars with excitement as Tyson unleashes a barrage of deadly blows to the face of Michael.
Unbeknownst to Tyson, Michael was drifting off into a daydream of his grandmother hitting harder than that. "My turn!" Michael pulls out a pocket knife and slashes across Tyson's throat with amazing speed..Tyson falls and dies.
"Now where the hell did that other guy go" As soon as Michael turns around Lesnar lifts Mikey into the air with both harms and slams him with an F5.
"1...2....3!" It's over! *DING* *DING* *DING* The winner of the match iiiiis, Booorock Lesnar!

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