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No BFR

Can Thanos pull a single win?

Rhino can tag Spider-Man who is like 4647364737472745588 times faster then Thanos.
Thanos will be like a stone to him he beats him into a pulp.

Rhino eats him.

Damn didn't know it would be this one sided.

Actually, it depends. Is CIS off?

Originally posted by DarkSaint85
Actually, it depends. Is CIS off? is that actually capable with rhino

Originally posted by Insane Titan
Damn didn't know it would be this one sided.
Its cause you dont know enough about Rhino and his speed.sneer

Originally posted by Estacado
Its cause you dont know enough about Rhino and his speed.sneer guess il just have to use feats from his respect thread then and ignore the context.

He's flash lvl speed ain't he?

He can run as fast as Flash while runing backwards if he is going straight in front direction he is 8.56375 times faster.

rhino

Rhino horns Thanos ftw.

Rhino beats the crap out of Thanos and rebrands his chopper the Rhinocopter.

I assume this is some kind of joke thread.

Originally posted by Star428
I assume this is some kind of joke thread.

I know, Thanos has no chance biscuits

Originally posted by Estacado
He can run as fast as Flash while runing backwards if he is going straight in front direction he is 8.56375 times faster.

And he can do this because relativity does not exist, unlike that weaksauce DC universe where they need a 'Speed Force'.

In Marvel, there is only Rhino Force.

hmmm, not up to speed on the rhino love, what happened?

Originally posted by DarkSaint85
And he can do this because relativity does not exist, unlike that weaksauce DC universe where they need a 'Speed Force'.

In Marvel, there is only Rhino Force. the Marvel universe is made of fluff, duh!

Originally posted by Star428
I assume this is some kind of joke thread.

What makes you say that?......we're serious http://images.killermovies.com/forums/customsmilies/biscuits.gif

Wow the butt hurt

Thanos would be a statue to rhino

Originally posted by DarkSaint85
And he can do this because relativity does not exist, unlike that weaksauce DC universe where they need a 'Speed Force'.

In Marvel, there is only Rhino Force.
Dc universe was created when Rhino took a dump.uhuh

Originally posted by 8swords
hmmm, not up to speed on the rhino love, what happened?

Ran through Galactus chest while depowered.

Rhino penetrates Thanos with his big horn. No pun intended.

rhino

rhino has better speed feats. so he wins by default

Spite, Rhino stomps.

Originally posted by Insane Titan
No BFR

Can Thanos pull a single win?
Hell no, Rhino is bulletproof and Rhino>>>>>>those cops with guns>>>>Thanos.

Rhino will charge, Thanos will blast. But those blasts would act just like puffy blasts and do nothing. Rhino will then pierce his horn inside Thanos like Thanos was a pillow.
Because you know that Thanos is really a big pillow man who is squishy and soft and who shoots puffy blasts that only look pretty.

Sad thing is you're serious, but you've just re worded your post to make it look like a joke.

Originally posted by Estacado
Rhino can tag Spider-Man who is like 4647364737472745588 times faster then Thanos.
Thanos will be like a stone to him he beats him into a pulp.

Funny thing is that You are making fun of the same false dichotomy the Thanos camp is using on the other threads.

Thanos wins btw, but since this is a thread to make fun

Rhino wins by driving his horn up Thanos butt

Originally posted by Rao Kal El
Funny thing is that You are making fun of the same false dichotomy the Thanos camp is using on the other threads.

Thanos wins btw, but since this is a thread to make fun

Rhino wins by driving his horn up Thanos butt


And what is the false dichotomy that is being used in the other thread by the Thanos camp?

Originally posted by Insane Titan
No BFR

Can Thanos pull a single win? Dude, you've been told about your bad attitude and bait/spite threads. Damn Brits and your bad food and wooden teeth! sneer


Stop spiting Thanos!

Originally posted by Stoic
And what is the false dichotomy that is being used in the other thread by the Thanos camp? apparently it's showing Thanos reacting to people moving at great , because he doesn't do it every time someone attacks him. Kinda strange that doesn't apply to Gladiator not fighting and moving at ftl speeds every time he fights.

Originally posted by Badabing
Dude, you've been told about your bad attitude and bait/spite threads. Damn Brits and your bad food and wooden teeth! sneer


Stop spiting Thanos! are you aiming for a quicker extinction rodent ? dur

Originally posted by Badabing
Dude, you've been told about your bad attitude and bait/spite threads. Damn Brits and your bad food and wooden teeth! sneer


Stop spiting Thanos!
Stop typing so fast...Thanos fans reflexes are too slow to comprehend your super speed.sneer

Lol not a single serious post in 2 pages.

Also Rhino can take on Surfer and Hulk. All that before he stopped holding back. Once he did he one-shotted Thor.

Originally posted by Insane Titan
are you aiming for a quicker extinction rodent ? dur I'm no mammal! ahuh

Maybe you should take time to read up on Rhino. Originally posted by Estacado
Stop typing so fast...Thanos fans reflexes are too slow to comprehend your super speed.sneer RHINO...IS...ON...THE...SAME...LEVEL...AS...THE...HULK...KILLER...HUMANOID!

Originally posted by Stoic
And what is the false dichotomy that is being used in the other thread by the Thanos camp?

Basically same idea but insert Thanos instead of Rhino

Originally posted by Estacado
Rhino can tag Spider-Man who is like 4647364737472745588 times faster then Thanos.
Thanos will be like a stone to him he beats him into a pulp.

Originally posted by SamZED
Lol not a single serious post in 2 pages.

Also Rhino can take on Surfer and Hulk. All that before he stopped holding back. Once he did he one-shotted Thor.

Sounds legit mmm

How many billion earth shattering punches per second can Rhino do? The frequency at which he delivers them will be used to determine how far above current abstracts he stands and his place among the other speedsters.

Originally posted by SamZED
Lol not a single serious post in 2 pages.

Also Rhino can take on Surfer and Hulk. All that before he stopped holding back. Once he did he one-shotted Thor.

Speak for yourself sneer

Rhino texts Gladiator to beat up Thanos.

Rhino? Texts?

How about making a call?