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Winchester (Supernatural) vs McClane, H2H combat in a convenience store. To the death, bloodlust on. Who wins?

Isn't Dean currently a demon? And armed with the First Blade and the Mark of Cain?

Dean crushes him

Originally posted by Psychotron
Isn't Dean currently a demon? And armed with the First Blade and the Mark of Cain? Yes, yes, and yes.

McClane wins...every time

Originally posted by Mindset
Yes, yes, and yes.

Then Dean wins, otherwise I'd give it to Johnny.

Pffft McClane beats Demon Dean Via

Running him down and dismembering his legs, he then shoves a grenade up his ass blowing him to pieces and whilst Sam is crying he shoots him in the head for good measure so he can't make any demon deals

/thread

No way dean loses here. He's fought and killed Angles and Demon hand to hand....now he is a Demon himself. Dean stomps.

Also the whole mark of cain story arc.....I absolutely love it! Best thing they have done for awhile imo.

Nothing beats Mac luck

Originally posted by steverules_2
Pffft McClane beats Demon Dean Via

Running him down and dismembering his legs, he then shoves a grenade up his ass blowing him to pieces and whilst Sam is crying he shoots him in the head for good measure so he can't make any demon deals

/thread

I guess you missed the part in the OP that said H2H.

Not to mention he is a demon himself.

Dean win's this.

Originally posted by steverules_2
Nothing beats Mac luck

except Demon Dean Winchester....

Or, you know, Dean's plot shield he carries around.

Waiting for Rob's input, since I know this was made for him lol

Originally posted by steverules_2
Pffft McClane beats Demon Dean Via

Running him down and dismembering his legs, he then shoves a grenade up his ass blowing him to pieces and whilst Sam is crying he shoots him in the head for good measure so he can't make any demon deals

/thread

Deanmon is super stronk tho.

Oh Robtard mad now......

LoL. Putting McClane aka 'Grand Master of Improvising' in a convenience store. LoL.

There's so many ways for McClane to murder Dean without just beating him to death with his granite-like fist.

Knocking out random bystander=granite-like fist lol

That not so much, surviving DH1-5 is though.

John McClane has been blssed by the one true god(Chuck Norris), thus he cannot lose.

Originally posted by Robtard
That not so much, surviving DH1-5 is though.

Well in that case, Dean's fist is titanium considering the stuff he has survived. Dean wins.

Originally posted by Silent Master
John McClane has been blssed by the one true god(Chuck Norris), thus he cannot lose.

Jack Bauer's badassery is factually documented as exceeding Norris'.

Originally posted by Lestov16
Jack Bauer's badassery is factually documented as exceeding Norris'.

Just like your bias is factually documented as exceeding quan.

Nope. Quan's biased BS is unsupported anywhere. I have factual proof of my claim:

http://images.sodahead.com/profiles/0/0/1/7/6/7/2/0/7/Jack-Bauer-makes-Chuck-Norris-CRY-31447334794.png

Also, funny to hear you talk about bias in a thread where you say McClane can beat a superpowered demon. Hypocrisy at it's finest, probably beneath Quan level

Originally posted by Lestov16
Nope. Quan's biased BS is unsupported anywhere. I have factual proof of my claim:

http://images.sodahead.com/profiles/0/0/1/7/6/7/2/0/7/Jack-Bauer-makes-Chuck-Norris-CRY-31447334794.png

Also, funny to hear you talk about bias in a thread where you say McClane can beat a superpowered demon. Hypocrisy at it's finest, probably beneath Quan level

Agreed, McClane has nothing on him in a H2H fight, anyone says otherwise is fanning it up.

That looks like something quan would make in support of Khan. Thanks for proving me right.

Originally posted by Silent Master
That looks like something quan would make in support of Khan. Thanks for proving me right.

Any time you get called out for being wrong you go straight to something about quan, do you have something to hide snake eyes?

Originally posted by Silent Master
That looks like something quan would make in support of Khan. Thanks for proving me right.

It's a rather popular meme and there are many more like it. Is everyone who thinks Bauer>Norris a quan-like troll? Don't let your butthurt factor into your answer.

Originally posted by Lestov16
It's a rather popular meme and there are many more like it. Is everyone who thinks Bauer>Norris a quan-like troll? Don't let your butthurt factor into your answer.

Being popular doesn't change the fact that it's wrong.

Why is it wrong? Provide evidence.

John McClane is the greatest action hero ever created, bar none.

Schwarzenegger, Van Damme, Seagal, Stallone, Snipes, Norris characters, whoever... McClane buries them all. Facts people. Factual facts.

Originally posted by Lestov16
Why is it wrong? Provide evidence.

Because Chuck has better feats.

Lies. All lies. Bauer is the best action hero of all time. This is a truth that can not be denied. McClane would never stand a chance.

Originally posted by Silent Master
Because Chuck has better feats.


Are you illiterate, son? PROVIDE EVIDENCE. How did you not read this?

Originally posted by Lestov16
Lies. All lies. Bauer is the best action hero of all time. This is a truth that can not be denied. McClane would never stand a chance.

McClane won, dude.

A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris.

Originally posted by Robtard
McClane won, dude.

No he didn't. We did a vote count, remember? More people backed Bauer than McClane, and that's not including his LAD feats. Bauer is better. You will accept this in due time.

Originally posted by Silent Master
A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris.


Bauer stopped a terrorist attack and the end of the world in 12 hours. And that's not some BS made up by an internet nerd. That actually happened.

Bauer > McClane

Also, Dean stomps

Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.

Originally posted by Firefly218
Bauer > McClane

Also, Dean stomps

Originally posted by Silent Master
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.

Quit with the Chuck Norris wanking. The guy is incredibly overrated.

Mr. A once claimed that he's tougher than Chuck Norris. Upon hearing about this, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him so hard he flew 19 letters back in the alphabet, becoming Mr. T. Chuck Norris does not pity the fool.

The age of Norris memes is over, SM. I am sorry.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

You can not resurrect the Norris meme, SM. His time has passed.

Originally posted by Firefly218
Quit with the Chuck Norris wanking. The guy is incredibly overrated. Sm isn't funny and is just sad.

GTFO Quan. We are trying to discuss badassery, a category you clearly know nothing about.

Originally posted by Silent Master
Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

Before being discovered as a martial arts talent, Chuck Norris was a writer for Hallmark greeting cards.

Chuck Norris once became popular for no apparent reason whatsoever

Scientists created Arnold Schwarzenegger, Sly Stallone, Jean-Claude Van Damme, Vin Diesel, and Hulk Hogan by using urine samples from a toilet Chuck Norris once pissed in.

SM clearly trying to derail the thread away from OP which has nothing to do with Chuck Norris, nor did SM have any debate on topic of who wins. Reported for derailing thread.

Dean Wins.

Chuck Norris is a pussy who wanted to make The Expendables 2 PG13

Originally posted by Lestov16
GTFO Quan. We are trying to discuss badassery, a category you clearly know nothing about. This coming from stringbean himself.

Tim Allen by day... Chuck Norris by night


https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/2435452160/hB44A7C5A/

Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"

Originally posted by Lestov16
Chuck Norris is a pussy who wanted to make The Expendables 2 PG13

SM discovered google and chuck norris jokes simultaenously and has had an Chucko orgasm.

Originally posted by Robtard
John McClane is the greatest action hero ever created, bar none.

Schwarzenegger, Van Damme, Seagal, Stallone, Snipes, Norris characters, whoever... McClane buries them all. Facts people. Factual facts. No. McClane has lost more threads here than he has won.

Originally posted by RJ 2.0
No. McClane has lost more threads here than he has won.

Factually incorrect.

Originally posted by RJ 2.0
No. McClane has lost more threads here than he has won.

That doesn't seem accurate, you may want to recount.

Originally posted by Robtard
Factually incorrect.

Factually incorrect

Yes, RJ was factually incorrect.

No, you are factually incorrect. Many of those so-called wins were just you and Sadako overhyping Mcclane and there being nobody to correct you. Accept the fact that McClane relies mainly on luck and not his own skillset. He will never be in the big leagues of military trained action heroes

Originally posted by Lestov16
No, you are factually incorrect. Many of those so-called wins were just you and Sadako overhyping Mcclane and there being nobody to correct you.

Accept the fact that McClane relies mainly on luck and not his own skillset. He will never be in the big leagues of military trained action heroes

Incorrect. They all came; they were summarily defeated. They say love conquers all, it's actually McClane who does

Incorrect. McClane is one of the most resourceful action heroes and quick thinkers. eg DH4.0 he in moments plans out a way to knock a gunman out of a helicopter by running over a fire hydrant. That wasn't just luck, that was beyond-batman-levels of calculation

EDIT: Ok maybe McClane was military-trained by the USMC, but his skill set is no Bryan Mills level. Dean has been training since he was a kid. He's probably more skilled than McClane.

My comments in here were a joke. I'm straight and haven't watched this "Supernatural" show, so I'm in no position to give a real opinion.

But if I had to bet, I'd bet McClane and leave with my pockets full of cash.

Originally posted by Robtard
Incorrect. They all came; they were summarily defeated.

Incorrect. McClane is one of the most resourceful action heroes and quick thinkers. eg DH4.0 he in moments plans out a way to knock a gunman out of a helicopter by running over a fire hydrant. That wasn't just luck, that was beyond-batman-levels of calculation

They weren't defeated. You just chose not to acknowledge your loss.

He's a excellent improviser and has great aim, but there are others who can improvise on that same level AND have black ops level skill sets. McClane is rather low tier on the action scale, although he is by no means incompetent.

Originally posted by Robtard
My comments in here were a joke. I'm straight and haven't watched this "Supernatural" show, so I'm in no position to give a real opinion.

But if I had to bet, I'd bet McClane and leave with my pockets full of cash.

I know. I'm just funning with you

Originally posted by Robtard
My comments in here were a joke. I'm straight and haven't watched this "Supernatural" show, so I'm in no position to give a real opinion.

But if I had to bet, I'd bet McClane and leave with my pockets full of cash. You'd leave broken and shamed. Dean took an Angels best shots with a stone tablet an tanked it.

Dean is all that McClane wishes to be.

The shit the Winchesters have overcome would make McClane go insane. Dean wins.

Sam's the best though. Needs to be said.

Originally posted by RJ 2.0
You'd leave broken and shamed. Dean took an Angels best shots with a stone tablet an tanked it.

Dean is all that McClane wishes to be.

So in your mind McClane has absolutely no chance whatsoever and he'd lose infinite rounds.

ergo you spited, you spite'r

Originally posted by Robtard
So in your mind McClane has absolutely no chance whatsoever and he'd lose infinite rounds.

ergo you spited, you spite'r So you've never seen Supernatural and you are still betting on McClane.


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Objective_approach



Learn it.

Originally posted by RJ 2.0
So you've never seen Supernatural and you are still betting on McClane.


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Objective_approach



Learn it.

Learn how to read and understand words, cos I said:

Originally posted by Robtard
haven't watched this "Supernatural" show, so I'm in no position to give a real opinion.

The "bet" is just that, a gamble ie taking a wild chance.

Originally posted by Robtard
Learn how to read and understand words, cos I said:



The "bet" is just that, a gamble ie taking a wild chance. Point I was making is that you have no business posting an opinion in this thread because you are not familiar with both opponents.

And yet here you are, polishing McClane's knob, as usual.

Prolly Dean.

Definitely Dean.

Originally posted by RJ 2.0
Point I was making is that you have no business posting an opinion in this thread because you are not familiar with both opponents.

And yet here you are, polishing McClane's knob, as usual.

Point I am making is that you don't understand words, cos I said that.

Calm down. BTW, McClane's nob is the shiniest, it needs no polishing. Be mad.

Originally posted by Robtard
Point I am making is that you don't understand words, cos I said that.

Calm down. BTW, McClane's nob is the shiniest, it needs no polishing. Be mad. Hey, ever see the TV show called Supernatural?

Well I guess that's that.

Originally posted by RJ 2.0
No. McClane has lost more threads here than he has won. Are your balls finally dropping ?

Originally posted by quanchi112
Are your balls finally dropping ? Baby, my balls dropped the day you were conceived.

Originally posted by RJ 2.0
Baby, my balls dropped the day you were conceived. One thing is true is you are really, really old. Sucks to be you, Johnny.

Originally posted by quanchi112
One thing is true is you are really, really old. Sucks to be you, Johnny. Ah, the age card. You have officially reached the end of your rope.

What's next? You gonna call Robtard's wife ugly again?

Originally posted by RJ 2.0
Ah, the age card. You have officially reached the end of your rope.

What's next? You gonna call Robtard's wife ugly again? No, because we both know Roberta always runs to the mods when he gets his widdle feelings hurt.

You are old. Just shut up, grandpa.

Quan's having a meltdown again, happens in all McClane threads.

Originally posted by Robtard
Quan's having a meltdown again, happens in all McClane threads. Quit being dramatic. You are such a woman.

Originally posted by quanchi112
No, because we both know Roberta always runs to the mods when he gets his widdle feelings hurt.

You are old. Just shut up, grandpa.


Originally posted by RJ 2.0
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Originally posted by Robtard
Quan's having a meltdown again, happens in all McClane threads.

It does appear to be a pattern.

Originally posted by Robtard
Quan's having a meltdown again, happens in all McClane threads.

Happens in all threads period TBH

Originally posted by Lestov16
Happens in all threads period TBH

True

Originally posted by RJ 2.0
????

Originally posted by Lestov16
Happens in all threads period TBH No new tranny porn online, eh ?

Quan mad.

Originally posted by RJ 2.0
Quan mad. Nah.

Originally posted by quanchi112
Nah. It's OK to be mad.

You guys need to grow up.

Originally posted by Mindset
You guys need to grow up.

They totally do

But as the resident Supernatural scholar, how do you think this fight plays out?

Winchester rapes.

Originally posted by RJ 2.0
Winchester rapes.

You're not even a SN scholar

Originally posted by Robtard
They totally do

But as the resident Supernatural scholar, how do you think this fight plays out? He hasn't really done anything yet, but he should be pretty unkillable through normal means.

I think the first blade/mark of Cain makes him immortal.

Originally posted by Robtard
You're not even a SN scholar Is that right? Try me.

Just as I thought. So you have no frame of reference here, Donny. You're like a child who wanders into the middle of a movie and wants to know...