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"i wonder who the real cannibals are" -cannibal holocaust
"shut up you ***** hog" - texas chainsaw massacre
"whats your encore, are you going to annaly rape my mother while pouring sugar in my gastank" - clerks
"i didnt do that" (after kevin spacey sees dead dog in se7en

the force is strong with you young Skywalker.............but you are not a jedi YET

jippi-ka-yeay motherfu**er.....Die Hard
a race, it's a race, i hope i win....rat race
use the force Luke...Star Wars
this party's over...Star Wars AOT

and maaaaaaaaany more

oh, of course theres...


"you talking to me? you talking to me? well im the only one here, so you must be talking to me" taxi driver.

"...my name is neo"*starts kicking ass*

"Dude, there are many fine looking women in this world, but not all of them bring you lasanga at work." ~Clerks~

"Oh Robin you've always been my one true love because it's just the right size!" ~Robin Hood Men In Tights~

"Welcome to Duloc such a perfect town. Here we have some rules, let us lay them down. Please keep off of the grass, shine your shoes, wipe your (pause) face. So just stay in the line and we'll get along fine. Duloc is, Duloc is a perfect place!" ~Shrek~

"Lembas bread, oh and more lembas bread!" ~Lord of the Rings-The Two Towers~

I need to see more movies...

*goes to BF's Blockbuster*

Member's quote, Mujaffa's quotes, and especially Padme's quotes I'd go with.

"In the quiet words of the Virgin Mary; come again?"

brilliant

yes I know I am

That goes without saying.

"As I stand before you here today- I say the Laker Girls need to be brought down a peg or two..."- Eddie Murphy as Kit Ramsey in "Bowfinger"

you like Men in Thights? *happy*

I like quotes from both.

move this one...thank you.....!

"I don't think so Dave" is another of my favorite quotes.

But he's Thomas H, not Dave...

"Drop the knives buddy!"

"I can't!"

Get out of my swamp, donkey.

YEAH!

"Now, you were a little out of order yourself... yes, a little bit, a little bit. It's okay, have a drink on the house. Billy - have a drink... on da HOUSE." - in Goodfellas, before the scene where he (Jimmy) and Joe Pesci (Tommy) beat Billy Batts near to death in the bar

Did you know De Niro is going to get the Lifetime achievement award! They'll give it to him at the AFI Awards on USA channel, June 23 9pm/8c - I didn't know this, but Harrison Ford already got one of these!. It's about time! It should come as no surprise, since the man has more than 60 movies under his belt, but I was starting to wonder if they were ever going to give him his due credit. He's one of my favorite actors of all time, so I for one am thrilled about this. I can't give you a link to the show, 'cause this forum won't allow me as a new user to give you one, but just go to usanetwork.com/deniro and they have the show info there.

You guys are funny.

you think I'm a clown?

Nah

Mr. Anderson...surprized to see me?

"I dont know but ive been told, Eskimo Pu**y is mighty cold* full metal jacket

"In the Munich Circus, I was known as the incredible Nightcrawler!"

''Yippie-kay-yay mother f***er'' Die Hard 2

ooh, ooh, and "You know all those dangerous mutants you hear about on the news? I'm the worst one..."

As you can probs guess, I have just got back from seeing X2!!

"if that motha f**ker goes to endo china, i want a nigga waiting in a bowl of rice to pop a cap in his ass*

landshark

you got to shave to wear shirts that short. And I aint talking about your legs.

Data: Slickshoes!
Mikey and Brand: Slickshoes!? Are you crazy!?

"Reap the whirlwind....Murphy...now it's over..." (Emilio Estevez as Billy the Kid in Young Guns{1988})

This case is getting cllllllllloooooooooooooosed

Which film is that from finti?

Both of my last qouotes are from Ford Fairlaine

Oh cool I heard of that movie but never got to see it.

Mona Lisa: Well, I hate to bring it up, because I know you have
enough pressure on you already. BUT, we agreed to get married as
soon as you won your first case. Meanwhile, ten years later, my
niece! The daughter of my sister is getting married! My biological
clock is tickin' like this, and with the way this case is goin', I
ain't never gettin' married!
Vinny: Lisa, I don't need this. I swear to God I don't need this
right now. Okay? I've got a judge that's just achin' to throw me in
jail! An idiot who wants to fight me for $200! Slaughtered pigs!
Giant loud whistles! I ain't slept in five days! I've got no money!
A dress code problem! And a little murder case, which in the
balance holds the lives of two innocent kids. Not to
mention....YOUR biological clock! My career! Your life! Our
marriage! And let's see...what else can we pile on? Is there any
more shit we can pile on to the top of the outcome of this case?!
IS IT POSSIBLE?
Mona Lisa: Maybe it was a bad time to bring it up.

-My Cousin Vinny (one of the funniest scenes i've ever seen. )

Seen it.

yeah? you didn't like it?
i love that movie. think it's hilarious.

No I did not.

really? how come?

"All to easy" - Darth Vadar

My cousin Vinny was great
*in a brooklyn accent* "You was serious about that?"

*lol* glad you agree.

'Bill: C'mon! It's time to make your opening statement. C'mon Vin!
Vinny: Uh, everything that guys says is bullshit. Thank you.'

"I did not come down here just to get jerked off!"

{How about: "I'll make you famous!"- Billy the Kid, Young Guns 2}

well, this isn't from a movie, but it's by a british comedian:

*some random line in german*
which in german mean, "i'm a donut" yes, i'm a donut. in berlin, there's a donut there called that. in france, you'd be a frankfurter. "i'm a frankfurter" oh, sorry alice already heard that one. in another, "im a hamburger. *bak to the donut* *ppl talking* he's a wat?, he's a donut! *another person* oh, i get it! he's an american! he's a dough-nut! ****ing donut, ****ing donut. *using funky hand gestures*

well, it sounds better if you watch this show on hbo comedy, this is by eddie izzard. for right now, i can't think of any funny movie quotes. i was going to quote robin williams, but, then again, safer not to for now. ^.~ KaJi

yeah yeah you blend

I wounder what the hell is wrong with the maintainers...move it to the movie thread!!

Some Fave Quotes:

"do you always do what you are told?" --Pyro of X2

"we are who we choose to be, so choose!" --Green Goblin of Spider-Man

"the desicisions we make now, decide who we're going to be for the rest of our lives." --Colieon of Spawn

"we all have a little evil within us. it takes just as much to be good, as to be bad." --Prue Halliwell of Charmed

"Impressive"- Darth Vader "The Empire Strikes Back"

"appology accepted Captain Needa"