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A punchline we never hear the joke for.

Well i'll be damn. Turns out its a Little Johnny joke.
Havent thought of these stupid things since grade school!

Little Johnnie's teacher asked him how his weekend was.

"Horribly, a car hit my dog in the ass," he said.

She said, "Rectum."

"Wrecked him?" Johnnie said. "Damn near killed him!"