Revan vs Darth Vader

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ILS
Pure hand to hand combat. Both combatants are naked but they get to wear each other's masks. Fight takes place in Darth Malgus' bedroom, while he is sleeping, and breathing loud as hell in the background.

AncientPower
Vader wins because Revan gauges out his own eyes.

Lord Stark
Hand to Hand? Vader gives him the Mountain treatment.

http://uproxx.files.wordpress.com/2014/06/m3.gif?w=650&h=365

WollfMyth
Vader owns Revan, also LOL on the entire battle.

FreshestSlice
Revan. Vader dies before the battle starts, tbh. He then wills himself back to life long enough to bitchslap Revan into oblivion.

Nalaniel
Vader dies before the fight even starts.

DarthAnt66
Revan's naked? Vader turns gay and makes out with Revan. Vader has AIDs though because Palpatine touched him when he was a little boy so Revan dies shortly afterwards. He then comes back from the dead and resurrects Padme and Bastila for a gangbang.

Revanchiste
Something called Lightning storm will peharps put vader out of the competition.. Humhum.. Normal lightning O.K.. Ligthning storm.. HAhahahahaaaaaaaaaaaa !

Revan will just escape vador there is no pure combat possible... Just star like a pure hand to hand combat ...
This gay combat. will never star neither because Vader penis has bee burn with lava...
Revan will just Run and burn the bed when vader sleeping XD !

carthage
No toasty?

carthage
Pure hand to hand combat in Malgus's bedroom naked, if only but the masks.. Revan really would have to use his foresight to avoid Vader's cybernetic caress, likewise Vader has a physical advantage with his bulk. Neither of their sabers are particularly long, but Revan's precog might make Vader's performance more predictable. There are no clear victors here...

DarthAnt66
Originally posted by carthage
Neither of their sabers are particularly long
Bastila Shan and the Exile beg to differ.
http://media.tumblr.com/18bc1c78c0fc14d1fa93d063adf7c266/tumblr_n917d2kQOO1sh43kgo1_500.gif

FreshestSlice
Both fangirls, they mean nothing.

Fated Xtasy
Originally posted by DarthAnt66
Bastila Shan and the Exile beg to differ.
http://media.tumblr.com/18bc1c78c0fc14d1fa93d063adf7c266/tumblr_n917d2kQOO1sh43kgo1_500.gif

LMFAO. Don't forget Canderous, HK and *shudders* ...Kreia

Revanchiste
Toasty penis of vader carthage !

Trocity
LOL wtf

Nalaniel
Guys. *sigh*

ILS
Originally posted by Revanchiste
Toasty penis of vader carthage ! ROFL

Nephthys
Revan pwns.

Vader naked can't fight hand to hand for shit. Does he even have hands? Does that count as naked? Is Revan fighting an armless, legless burn victim?

Revanchiste
Toasty because it's burned !
Vader cant' survive without his suit.. He can but 6/9 days I think...

Jmanghan
Originally posted by Revanchiste
Toasty penis of vader carthage ! Wanted to bump this for this gem of a post.

Jmanghan
Originally posted by Revanchiste
Toasty because it's burned !
Vader cant' survive without his suit.. He can but 6/9 days I think...

DeviantDefiance
I don't know what's worse: the battle qualifications or that weird gay fan fiction scenario that DarthAnt66 scarred me with. What is this?

carthage
Originally posted by Revanchiste
Toasty penis of vader carthage !

Greatest quote of all time

Jmanghan
Originally posted by carthage
Greatest quote of all time yee

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Vader oneshots

TheNuisanceBird
Originally posted by Jaggarath
Revan's naked? Vader turns gay and makes out with Revan. Vader has AIDs though because Palpatine touched him when he was a little boy so Revan dies shortly afterwards. He then comes back from the dead and resurrects Padme and Bastila for a gangbang.

This made me lol

Also, Vader has his limbs right?

DarthPlaguis12
Originally posted by ILS
Pure hand to hand combat. Both combatants are naked but they get to wear each other's masks. Fight takes place in Darth Malgus' bedroom, while he is sleeping, and breathing loud as hell in the background.

Stop making stupid threads

victreebelvictr
Originally posted by DarthPlaguis12
Stop making stupid threads

I believe the word is pathetic. smile

StarWarsFan77
Originally posted by Jaggarath
Revan's naked? Vader turns gay and makes out with Revan. Vader has AIDs though because Palpatine touched him when he was a little boy so Revan dies shortly afterwards. He then comes back from the dead and resurrects Padme and Bastila for a gangbang.

Jmanghan
Originally posted by Revanchiste
Toasty penis of vader carthage !

carthage
😂😂😂😂

Bergmar
Revan, easily.

NTJack0
Revan gets ***** slapped to death.

IdrisianGraecus
Revan obliterates, given it's suit Vader. KFV has it though.

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