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You, me, everyone. Went to a wake today and started thinking about mortality.
That was sucky, so on the way home i cheered myself up by coming up with epitaphs for my tombstone. Something uniquely me, that'll someday make my kids' kids go " grampa was really weird, wasnt he?"

So far i've got

"Here i go again"

"I did NOT sign up for this!"

"Does this grave make me look flat?"

"Oh Hell no! (Hey that works on multiple levels)"

Finding who you are looking for in life helps.

I was somebody, Who, is none of your business.

Those are...pretty lame. Thanks!

oh Hell no sounds pretty good

Originally posted by riv6672
You, me, everyone. Went to a wake today and started thinking about mortality.
That was sucky, so on the way home i cheered myself up by coming up with epitaphs for my tombstone. Something uniquely me, that'll someday make my kids' kids go " grampa was really weird, wasnt he?"

So far i've got

"Here i go again"

"I did NOT sign up for this!"

"Does this grave make me look flat?"

"Oh Hell no! (Hey that works on multiple levels)"

Oh I thought you were leaving, like leaving!

Some day, TI. Someday....

NOOOOOO

Yes.

Wait i think we're talking about 2 different things!

Originally posted by riv6672
Wait i think we're talking about 2 different things!

Im talking about Jimmies, you?

I'm here to stay

You ever feel the prickly things on the back of your neck? Yo.

Dig in, necros!

I was Santa Claus

Those are terrible, thanks.

welcs! he

They say dying is easy, comedy is hard. I see that now!

true say!

Hey, whatever keeps the thread active.

Having a badass epithet is the one thing that makes me regret skipping a burial in favor of being chopped up and fed to my cats.

Yeah, but really, thats a nice thing to do.
I was going for funny instead of bad ass, though.

I did come up with:

"Look Out Below!"

It can be seen as funny as well as bad ass, i guess...

"Uuuuuuhhhhhh, f***ing finally!"

Haha, no joke. I've had hangovers whrte i'd have said just that if i'd died!

Seems like a good place to put this.
This board has given me a very negative vibe recently.
And I've only been back less than a month, WTF!?
Yeah, time to move on.
Gotta be better more funner places.
And that's where I'll be.
Cya
wavey

Sorry to hear that.

Originally posted by RanebowSmack
Seems like a good place to put this.
This board has given me a very negative vibe recently.
And I've only been back less than a month, WTF!?
Yeah, time to move on.
Gotta be better more funner places.
And that's where I'll be.
Cya
wavey

Riv does have a way of pissing people off and running members off. I don't blame you, there are good people here.

Originally posted by riv6672
Hey, whatever keeps the thread active.

No let the thread die, and quit running off the women you fool.

Originally posted by RanebowSmack
Cya
wavey
Found this Googling Barney Stinson. Reminded me of your old sig.
Hope you see it!

http://mylittlefacewhen.com/media/f/img/mlfw3298-1330559185990.jpg

My school did something similar to this.


It was "describe your last thought using six words"


So responses varied from,

"I thought this was gonna work"

"Look ma', I'm using no hands"

"I wonder if this will hurt"

For my epitaph, I think mine would be something along the lines of,

"To this day, I regret nothing"

or

"I stumbled upon a world I had not chosen, to live amidst a family I did not conceive only to discover a life I could never fathom."

And something from Imgur

At least I tried.

Originally posted by riv6672
"Here i go again"*chuckle*
Originally posted by riv6672
"I did NOT sign up for this!"Ixnay.
Originally posted by riv6672
"Does this grave make me look flat?" This could be in a sitcom.
Originally posted by riv6672
"Oh Hell no!" (Hey that works on multiple levels) Macarbe. Gets my vote. Leave 'em guessing.


For myself, I think I'd prefer those I leave behind do the writing, though if I could pick a single word ... I wouldn't mind that on the stone. Getting the right word ... yeah, that's the tricky part.

You trust other people that much?
I dont, i've seen my family's tweets andfacebook posts!!!

I would have figured Frank Sinatra's would have been "I did it my way", he went with "The best is yet to come." |

Originally posted by King of Blades
At least I tried. That actually strikes me as good. I see two students to her right and left already with a delusion bestowed on them. Mind you I do believe in a God, but for a child to do so without having some sort of understanding of what it is exactly that they're believing in, to them it's just an imaginary friend that can be pretty cruel most of the time.

But then I see her in the middle, making an observation on the meaning of life, the meaning of life is to live eternally. Throughout all human history Pharaohs have sought immortality through their deeds, warriors through their death, everyone wants to live forever. Even a child can recognize death as a failure.

Originally posted by riv6672
coming up with epitaphs for my tombstone.

I can't breathe. I can't breathe. I can't breathe. I can't breathe. I can't breathe. I can't breathe. I can't breathe. I can't breathe. I can't breathe. I can't breathe. I can't breathe.

!!!

Not going for the funny. Commenting on the Eric Garner case. Because of the whole resisting arrest is now punishable by death if you're a black guy in this country.

lol

Not everyone is asthmatic.

99% of ameritards are, and after seeing so many of these stories in the news I just gotta say to the black guys getting blasted on by cops: "stop breaking the law as sholes!"

Originally posted by Nuke Nixon
I just gotta say to the black guys getting blasted on by cops: "stop breaking the law as sholes!"
As a black guy....i completely agree.

I'm not even prejudiced about it, I have zero problems if some cops want to light up a white trash meth tweeker, thin out the herd.

Same.

I'm surprised Riv has not been shot.

Let It Go, Elsa.

Originally posted by Nuke Nixon
Let It Go, Elsa.

I miss Duke..

Originally posted by Nuke Nixon
Let It Go, Elsa.
-insert Frozen reference-

Ya want frozen, look outside, frigging winter man.

We've gotten some snow, but right now its just raining.

Last words as you're freezing to death on the side of a mountain in a blizzard: "F-f-f-f-f-*ck it's c-c-c-c-old!"

You reminded me of a Twilight Zone episode...

Tell them to carve in two middle fingers in.

Or tell them you wanna be buried next to your lover/best friend and draw an arrow on there pointing to their tombstone with the caption "I'm with stupid"

If i were buried next to my best friend, i could also go with: "Affirmative Action Strikes Again".

My grave marker will be a stone carving of my dog curled up sleeping.

Aaaw!