Fire, fire! My pants are Liars!!!
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riv6672
There's no way these new jeans are -ungh- a 34 waist. They must have -ungh- been mislabeled...

mitchypoopoo
sure thing tubby
riv6672

they lie!
riv6672
At least i'm not getting shorter.
Yet.
Time Immemorial
Originally posted by riv6672
At least i'm not getting shorter.
Yet. https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/8369535488/h09338556/
Lestov16
That's not fire you're feeling. It's your gonorrhea acting up.
riv6672
Ugh.
One thing i dont miss about the Army is having young soldiers coming to me needing help dealing with an STD.
Lestov16
That's probably how you got the clap.
riv6672
Ha, yeah you def remind me of those little pissants!

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