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All of the following songs may be played on a touch-tone phone. Commas are pauses, and hyphens are held notes.


Mary Had A Little Lamb
3212333, 222, 399, 3212333322321 or
3212333, 222, 133, 3212333322321
Jingle Bells
333, 333, 39123, 666-663333322329, 333, 333, 39123, 666-6633, 399621
Frere Jacques
1231, 1231, 369, 369, 9*9631, 9*9631, 111, 111
Olympic Fanfare
3-9-91231, 2222-32112312, 3-9-91231, 2222-32112321
The Butterfly Song
963, 23621, 3693236236932362, 963, 23621
Happy Birthday
112, 163, 112, 196, 110, 8521, 008, 121

dont have a mobile phone, thank god or some other divine beings

i do..though i do share your thinking on them. I hardly carry it at me anytime.
Mujaffa...the song composer differs from one phone to another (brand mostly)

yeah phone sex is pretty cool.

i know..

I think phone sex is prietty cool too But then I disagree with not carrying your mobile around all the time I would be lost with out my phone!!!

I agree.

With the not carrying the mobile around I meant.

me and my girl have so much fun with phonesex like damn...it's good

You sound very serious I wouldnt go as far as having phone sex with girls but certainly with fellas and im sorry I need my mobile with me at all times. Phone sex isn't everything theres the real thing also!!!!!

I guess that's true...

i know...but she lives on the other side of the country

You'd be just fine. Appart from this 'who has the lates model' fashion in mobiles, i consider them somewhat useless...i mostly use it to talk to my mom who doesn't work in town. (ofcourse...you might really need it).
but i'd hate the thought of someone being able to find me anytime just by pressing a button....it's disturbing.

don't ask me if u'll recive many phones during the night now I now u're weakest point!mwuhahaha

umm...yeah *turns ringer volume off*

just toss it in at the wall

A most fascinating turn of events gentlemen. I am not quite certain of the purpose of this thread but it is always nice to see friends enjoying good conversation.

the purpose of every thread is to go offtopic. It's always the first 2-3 posts that count.

btw..i seem to have survived the night ..and with no beeps.

yes, depends on which mobile your using

Glad to hear you made it through Dexx. I don't carry one around everywhere I go so I can't imagine what it must be like getting calls all the time. Seems to be a bit disruptive though......

It's no worse than having a comm link.

I thought this was about Phone Songs, not Phone Sex!

That was my understanding as well but apparently Backfire has other ideas. He started that whole off topic thing.

I can tell.

Shall we get things back on the right track then?

I certainly hope so...

My phone can have any sound bytes on it, so for one of my friends when theycall it's DV saying, 'If you only knew the power of the dark-side'. For another it's Homer saying Hmmm hogfat. for my Dad it's DV saying 'I am your father Luke'. It's all pretty cool really. IMHO

Sounds cool, Corran. My mother used to have a really long message on our answering machine when I was younger and it scared away my friends! Oh I should point out this was during Halloween one year!

What did the message say?

Ever heard of the Addams Family Theme by an artist called Hammer? That was the music played over a message of my mom and sister laughing like witches-the literal kind.

So your mom and sister are witches? We could burn them at the KMC stake and serve them up as KMC (KillerMovies' Chicken).

Uh...slight misunderstanding my friend. I meant they were doing scary laughes for the purpose of the recording!

The recording...is it a witch too?