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Going to the bathroom?
Considering all the germy things you touch regularly, putting your grubby paddywhackers on your holiest of holies without cleaning them first seems crazy.
I get funny looks in public restrooms, but i care not.
Plus, the running water makes sure my flow is good to go!

I always wash my hands before using the restroom. Never do when I leave though- it's like an inside joke between God and I.

Interesting!

I sometimes wash before. Always wash after.

Fools that leave the urinal or stall and walk right past the sink never bothering to wash irk me.

Never mind lol

Originally posted by rudester
Never mind lol

You probably take massive dumps and then walk right past the sink while giving the soap a contemptuous look, you disgusting bastard.

Originally posted by Robtard
You probably take massive dumps and then walk right past the sink while giving the soap a contemptuous look, you disgusting bastard.

Originally posted by Robtard
You probably take massive dumps and then walk right past the sink while giving the soap a contemptuous look, you disgusting bastard.
Eeew! I've known people like that in the work place. Made it awkward to work with them...

Originally posted by Robtard
You probably take massive dumps and then walk right past the sink while giving the soap a contemptuous look, you disgusting bastard.

MWAHAHAHAHAHA. ITS FUNNY BECAUSE ITS TRUE!

Congrats RIV, yer name's becoming synonymous with poo throughout the Internet.

The whole internet? Aw cuh-rap!

I wash my hands before touching my privates or my wife's. UTI free my entire life, too!

Some people go take a piss after touching all of the doors and gym equipment. That's a bad idea....

Ew god yes, thats just asking for it...

There's currently a big push in using "environment friendly" washing detergents & cold water washes to save on electricity when doing the laundry.

Now if you live in a household with other family members & do communual clothes washing, studies have shown that an average load of dirty laundry will contain about 5 grams of fecal matter from every one's soiled underwear.

So basically the combination of Eco friendly detergent & cold water isn't effective enough to get rid of all that fecal matter.
Kids, that's mommy's doo doo yer wearing.

Hadnt heard that before, brak. Nasty!

I bet yer licking yer shirt right about now...

I have the tie of my hoodie in my mouth.

Hey brak, ever seen a waterless urinal? Nasty things. Always clogging up so pee just sits there. I'd rather they just "waste" the water...

Originally posted by Esau Cairn
There's currently a big push in using "environment friendly" washing detergents & cold water washes to save on electricity when doing the laundry.

Now if you live in a household with other family members & do communual clothes washing, studies have shown that an average load of dirty laundry will contain about 5 grams of fecal matter from every one's soiled underwear.

So basically the combination of Eco friendly detergent & cold water isn't effective enough to get rid of all that fecal matter.
Kids, that's mommy's doo doo yer wearing.

I found a source that partially supports what you say in this post:

http://abcnews.go.com/Health/Wellness/washing-machines-loaded-bacteria-dirty-clothes/story?id=10751420

Originally posted by riv6672
I have the tie of my hoodie in my mouth.

Hey brak, ever seen a waterless urinal? Nasty things. Always clogging up so pee just sits there. I'd rather they just "waste" the water...

What a dumbass post.

Thanks for the link, dadudemon!

I wash all the things once a day otherwise what good is your immune system if it never gets time on the field.

Originally posted by Esau Cairn
There's currently a big push in using "environment friendly" washing detergents & cold water washes to save on electricity when doing the laundry.

Now if you live in a household with other family members & do communual clothes washing, studies have shown that an average load of dirty laundry will contain about 5 grams of fecal matter from every one's soiled underwear.

So basically the combination of Eco friendly detergent & cold water isn't effective enough to get rid of all that fecal matter.
Kids, that's mommy's doo doo yer wearing.

"5 grams of fecal matter"

People need to learn how to clean their asses better then, my underwear at the end of the day contains exactly 0.0 grams of the doodoo

Originally posted by RanebowSmack
I wash all the things once a day otherwise what good is your immune system if it never gets time on the field. Who needs an immune system in this age.

What age is this, Skynet and robots don't get sick?

nL4ckHJ4dZA

Originally posted by Oneness
Who needs an immune system in this age.

Barring Ebola.

Look at it this way, in a hundred years? Who knows.

Originally posted by Oneness
Barring Ebola.

Look at it this way, in a hundred years? Who knows.

Try not to post is Riv's thread, as he is a shit head troll.

Originally posted by RanebowSmack
What age is this, Skynet and robots don't get sick?
I dunno, Arnold in T2 was infected by...emotions.

"I know now why you cry."

http://media.giphy.com/media/QHs2DoYrnNZao/giphy.gif

^sweet!

That movie came out on my 23rd birthday. First in line at the theater in Times Square. One of my top 5 movie going experiences!

Wat were the other 4 ?

In no order

The original TMNT with my brother
Ghostbusters with my two best friends
The Crow during a thunderstorm, me my friends in a basically empty theater
Toy Story 3 with my grown up son who i'd taken to the first one

grown up son? u a geezer m8 ?

Originally posted by RanebowSmack
grown up son? u a geezer m8 ?
Ha, indeed!

Oooh thats too bad, when did your crystal light up red ?

I'm so old, i GET that reference!

http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6b2teCWE91qedb29o1_500.gif

Makes me wonder how old YOU are!

http://media.tumblr.com/3909e2597f2247ca8ebdd8c59f9041e0/tumblr_inline_n5nzs5Xvfc1qafrh6.gif

Thats a clue!

Thats a clue!

http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_md2m7ktN4w1qcuhr9o1_500.gif
http://33.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_md2m7ktN4w1qcuhr9o2_r1_500.gif

I can get this...

http://33.media.tumblr.com/ca731bf0ca4e58c60b280278c44108e3/tumblr_n7jub5BGTy1qcuhr9o6_250.gif

Originally posted by Jmanghan
MWAHAHAHAHAHA. ITS FUNNY BECAUSE ITS TRUE! how did he know?

Stop mocking me!!!

Originally posted by riv6672
Makes me wonder how old YOU are! how old is that?

I was trying to find the reference to the red crystal but back in the day they used crystals a lot in TV shows especially cartoons...a red crystal? All I keep thinking about is Captain Planet and the rings...but its not red...so maybe The wonder twins? Zan and yana...wonder twins power activate...lol He man? Give me a hint?

Hint:

Run!!!!

Nope, tell me or it will bother me all day and night.

Ha, okay. Old 70s movie, Logan's Run.

http://www.gstatic.com/tv/thumb/movieposters/3947/p3947_p_v7_aa.jpg

U are old

old or young
king or street sweeper
sooner or later
you dance
with the reaper

Ooookay
I've danced with the devil in the pale moonlight.

Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name
But what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game

First Rolling Stones song i ever heard!

http://media.tumblr.com/62ea10f3672a93de2567ca616d1412b2/tumblr_inline_n47l3fenOk1qafrh6.gif

Wish i'd seen that cool Gif while you were still here...

http://www.teachersparadise.com/images/imagecache/product_full/prods/pimages/Learning-Materials--Chart-Washing-Your-Hands-Grade-Pk-5-17-X-22--T-38085_L.jpg

....

Originally posted by riv6672
Ha, okay. Old 70s movie, Logan's Run.

http://www.gstatic.com/tv/thumb/movieposters/3947/p3947_p_v7_aa.jpg

Always had the biggest crush on Jenny Agguter.
Heh no matter the movie there was always a nude scene of her.

And afterwards....I wash my hands.

Originally posted by riv6672
Ha, okay. Old 70s movie, Logan's Run.

http://www.gstatic.com/tv/thumb/movieposters/3947/p3947_p_v7_aa.jpg

Arghhh screw posting from an IPhone!

Hahaha!!!