You vs 1000 rats

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Omega Vision
Obviously one rat is no threat to a human, but in numbers they could become a deadly menace.

Here are the rules:

You are alone and unarmed. You're dressed in a t-shirt and jeans. You're ready for the rats and know they're coming, and the rats are going in for the kill. You're in a house without furniture or doors to the rooms, but there is an upstairs you can access.

How many rats do you think you can defeat at one time? How many would it take to overwhelm you?

For argument's sake, the rats don't have any disease they can communicate to you.

Time Immemorial
Prolly 200-300

Omega Vision
I should clarify that they're Norwegian brown rats, about 12 oz on average.

Reflassshh
the stair has railings?

RanebowSmack
All of them, it's stompin time.

AbnormalButSane
Rats are our friends. uhuh

konfetka
Rats don't like noise. BE QUIET YOU ALL!

AbnormalButSane
My rats actually enjoy it when I play the piano. hmm

They get all sleepy and happy. I am the rat charmer.

Omega Vision
Originally posted by Reflassshh
the stair has railings?
Good question. Yes, but they're too sturdy for you to break off and use as a weapon.

Omega Vision
Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
Rats are our friends. uhuh
What types of rats do you have? Are they the white kind with red eyes or garden rats?

Robtard
Lifting and bringing down each foot 500 times is easy enough, so I'm very confident that I'd demolish those rats.

I'd feel bad about it afterward though.

juggerman
But during that time rats will be swarming you. Surrounding you. Biting you. Scratching you. Climbing up your leg. Jumping at you(pretty sure they can jump). Plus all the blood would create a slipping hazard.

It's harder than you think.

Quincy
Rat bashing?

Sounds like Charlie Work.

http://d71vxl4sfh0st.cloudfront.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/Charlie1.jpg

Robtard
Originally posted by juggerman
But during that time rats will be swarming you. Surrounding you. Biting you. Scratching you. Climbing up your leg. Jumping at you(pretty sure they can jump). Plus all the blood would create a slipping hazard.

It's harder than you think.

Robtard > the odds

Esau Cairn
This is why *puts sunglasses on* I keep a cat costume in the closet.

riv6672
Originally posted by Omega Vision
Good question. Yes, but they're too sturdy for you to break off and use as a weapon.
Standing in the railing might buy me some time then, but basicslly, you've murdered me, OV.

Time Immemorial
Can we put Riv in with his hands and feet tied? The rats need a fighting chance here.

Omega Vision
Originally posted by juggerman
But during that time rats will be swarming you. Surrounding you. Biting you. Scratching you. Climbing up your leg. Jumping at you(pretty sure they can jump). Plus all the blood would create a slipping hazard.

It's harder than you think.
They can definitely jump. I've seen rats jump high and far enough to make me think that a sufficiently determined rat could probably reach your crotch in one bound.

Esau Cairn
Originally posted by Omega Vision
They can definitely jump. I've seen rats jump high and far enough to make me think that a sufficiently determined rat could probably reach your crotch in one bound.


Rats only jump as a means to escape not so much as to attack.

riv6672
Maybe they'd jump at me...as a means to escape hunger! confused

Reflassshh
Originally posted by Omega Vision
Good question. Yes, but they're too sturdy for you to break off and use as a weapon. Maybe if I keep jumping through all the battle they won't be able to reach anything vital like my throat or my eyes...

Though fighting 1000 rats at once must be tiring mhmm

Kelly_Bean
Not afraid of rodents in any number. In fact, I'm quite find of them! So I'd pull a "Willard" and it'd be awesome!

riv6672
I'd rather pull s Ben. Better theme song!

Robtard
Originally posted by Omega Vision
They can definitely jump. I've seen rats jump high and far enough to make me think that a sufficiently determined rat could probably reach your crotch in one bound.

You have weird taste in porn

Omega Vision
Don't act like you didn't send that PM requesting links.

Robtard
Still waiting

riv6672
Originally posted by Omega Vision
Don't act like you didn't send that PM requesting links.
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