Now i have TWO reasons to visit Australia!

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riv6672
Ayers Rock, in Australia, is the biggest rock in the world.
Its 1,142 feet high. Always wanted to see it.

Googling randomly i just found out Australia also has the world's shortest mountain!
Mount Wycheproof, only 141 feet high.

Talk about extremes!!!

Esau Cairn
So basically you're the kinda guy that gets his rocks off by other country's rocks?

riv6672
I guess so, yeah yes

I've had this shirt
http://www.toplessrobot.com/go%20climb%20a%20rock.jpg
For about 12 years!
Found it in a comic shop in Texas. No one even knew what it was from...

RanebowSmack
Ya go to straya for the beaches and the fun weird animals not the scary weird animals

riv6672
I'd rather stick to rocks!

RanebowSmack
straya is a lot of nothing and a few rocks
meanwhile in nepal
rocks
really big ones
in the world
lots

riv6672
I've climbed for fun and, bleh, work in a bunch of different countries.
Funny thing is, i dont really like heights!

RanebowSmack
lots of variable height rocks
in afgrammastan
among other dangerous
things
sick

Esau Cairn
Basically, there's rocks everywhere, RIV.

rudester
Maybe you want to go visit the boys down under and actually go under them.

riv6672
Spoken as two non rock climbers!

RanebowSmack
Originally posted by rudester
Maybe you want to go visit the boys down under and actually go under them.

more fun than
hanging out
with a lot of
rocks
stick out tongue

riv6672
Rock climbing is fun. Fun!

AsbestosFlaygon
Keep an eye out for poisonous rocks.

riv6672
You mean Poison Rock, in western Australia?
I think i'd skip THAT place....

riv6672
I always thought Australia was the world's largest island?
Now i hear its Greenland, at 840,000 square miles.
WTH did Australia shrink?

Nuke Nixon
The Island of Death is ungodly hot or was when I was there. And that ain't even the middle bit with all the nothing and arborigines. The coastline area was full of bars with funny talking blokes with big knives and these gigantic glasses full of battery acid disguised as beer. Fecking horrible place/.

riv6672
Sounds kind of fun!

Time Immemorial
Originally posted by Esau Cairn
Basically, there's rocks everywhere, RIV.

He would trip over one and hit his head prolly and break the rock with his head.

Nuke Nixon
You'd trip over the rock and then blame the rock for being a useless piece of **** and follow it everywhere bitching and moaning until it shattered into dust at the heat death of the universe.

riv6672
I will always waych my step from now on?

Dramatic Gecko
Australia is the most beautiful place. I should know I live here. I get amazing sunsets and I can see every star. Beautifully green from November to May. Wouldn't recommend it any other time though. This is the Northern Territory I'm talking about.

riv6672
Sounds like a blast though!

Nuke Nixon
Originally posted by riv6672
I will always waych my step from now on?

"I'm not afraid."

"You will be, you will be."

starwars

riv6672
"Nooooo!"

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