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Hi folks, this little thread is just to say hi to everyone and thank you for letting me participate in this forum. Due to work and all I don't have a lot of time anymore to go to the movies, but the most important movies will never skip past my eye, be sure of that.

My favorite movies are Lord Of The Rings (d'uh), X-men, and well many more which I am too lazy to sum up at the moment. Oh and my favorite hobbies are photography and role playing. So when I saw there is a role playing section in this forum, I just could not hesitate

Anyhow the name is BlackScorpion though this can be shortened to Blacky

And well for the rest about me, just ask and I'll answer.

Blacky

hey Blacky, Gordon Skywalker here! Welcome to this fun and very cool forum! Have fun and get to know our esteemed brotherhood!

Thanx Gordon,

Now I have to go and this evening to a dinner,
but just expect me to participate fully in discussions
about X-men (I love mutants, I'm one myself ),
LOTR and roleplaying.

Anyhow thanx again for the warm welcome and till tomorrow!

howdy!
post ahead

yo blacky. welcome to the boards. hope you have fun posting. you're a rabbit mutant?

*grins* no not a mutant rabbit, but I didn't find a better image
No I have black demon wings, which I ofcourse mostly hides,
you know how humans react *rolls eyes*.

dude!post like crazy

hello

Again thanx en dude I ain't no dude!

Welcome and have fun!

Welcome Blacky. Where in Belgium are you from?

Wilrijk, next to Antwerp

I liked Antwerp, It seems to be another one of those Cities that never sleeps.

*rolls eyes* not really true.. you don't want to walk there at 4am in the night There's quiet some bit of criminality going around in Antwerp you know? I'm happy to live in the suburbs of Antwerp, it's nice there (eventhough I'm living in a busy industrial road! LOL).

4am in the morning, that'd be about the time I would be setting off for my Hotel usually, don't recall there being any more criminal activity than other cities.

and NOW I notice!
now, you certainly have to stay and post

there is no escape; it is your destiny

You just be carefull, for read my signature

well, you're blackscorpion, not gambit .... I hope

Hmm.. just consider which one you'd preferably like to stand against, a poisonous black scorpion with a LOAD of venom in it's tail or sweet little Gambit

is a big pile of waffles and chocolate the third option?

Nope, only those two

Oh and also a strange little green man who is spitting fire..
Don't know what he's doing here though.

that would be david, my leprechaun

Ah well... hmm he doesn't count along.
It's the venomous black scorpion or Gambit.

hmm, scorpion

Euh.. I don't think so, trust me. Gambit can be trusted, Scorpion not.

then I'll pick gambit

*gnar gnar* thought so, never trust a scorpion, especially not a BlackScorpion

I'll try my best to remember that in the future

*slithers back to her black hole in hell, her lair..*

you're visiting me??

*slantens her eyes and spits out a ball of acid fire, her forked tongue slithering out and in of her muzzle* What do you do in my lairrrrr? *hisses* Thissssss issssss my placccccce!

hmm, I thought I lifed in hell...

Perhapsssssss but the black hole isssss mine! *hisses and her forked tongue slithers in and out again when she stands up on her hind legs, towering high above you, her scaled tail swashing from the left to the right and her pitch black eyes focus on you* Get out of my lair, before I toasssssst you!

alright already gollum

Gollum? *lowers her dragon-like head down* Gollum? Who issssss that? No Ssssssir the name issssss Void..

oh, exqueeze me

Sssssqueeze? Well thank you for the offer, I wassss getting hungry..

*points to mah*
he's delicious, I promise!

*'s insectlike eyes don't see any pointing only the being* you isssss deliccccciosssss? Thank you for warning me I sssssshall take some ssssssalt along with you.

the little dwarf up your right, don't you see him?

*'s forked tongue licks her scaled lips and slithers closer, whispering: "Now I wonder, whichhhh part to eat firssssst. Legsssss, armssssss or head?"

tail

*blinks, wonderingly as she says:* Tail? Yousssssss got a.. tail?

no, the others have

*blink blinks* Othersssss? *Turns around, her long and hard scaled tail swaying along and into your direction.* There issssss more food for me?

definitly, I'll show you

*'s forker tongue flips in and out of her muzzle as her insectlike eyes look around, hungry and curious*

see, if you walk straight forward for about 5 miles, you have a big pile of human for you

*blinks and looks at the pile, wondering if it were humans*

they certainly were!
I killed them for you!

*lifts up a brow, which looks very strange on the head of a dragon* she turns her head back to you and asks, the forked, purple tongue slithering and quivering: "And who might you be?"

I'm just a guy with a wish to life

*nods faintly, her tail swaying around again as she turns* And who were they?

dead soldiers, they chose the wrong side

*nods and pushes you with her tail away, padding over to the pile of soldier, stepping on them and starting to chew on an arm*

*continues his way home*

*ish chewing and spitting out bones*

~ and done is my entry ~

*loud applouse*
bis! bis!

ya don't want to?

*shakes head* Hey I'm eating here!

oh! sorry
*sits down and eats waffle*

*swallows a leg*

nice leg

*turns head and slithers* watccccch it befffffore I get more hunger!

I was just commenting that that warrior had a nice muscled leg!

*slitheres her tongue and snarls, after which she turns back and kicks away a head*

*sigh of relief*

Welcome to our humble little site Blacky, hope you stick around and post lots of bits.

*picks up a bone and pokes out a piece of flesh from her teeth*

that answers your question mech?

LOL

Oooooooookaaaaaaaaay......

Don't worry, this behaviour is absolutely normal for me.. euh.. better worry!

hey, she's belgian

Nope I'm not, I'm draconian
Came from the Black holes from hell,
only to tease and torment you all

that explains why you're not crazy

*blink blinks* I'm not? Damned I was soooo hoping to be put in a mental institution. You know free food and accomodation and you may do as crazy as you want whole day long..

I find it comical how you end a scary line like "..to tease and torment you all" with a lil' fluffy bunny.

you're already here

That's a fluffy bunny?! I thought it was the rest of my meal!

Eeeeeeeeeeep!

bye bye bunnies

*grins* okay okay the truth? I can't even stand blood IRL!

WHA-AT?
*almost faints*

I know *cries* I'm terrible.. in rp the bloodthirsty one who I'd like to be and IRL... this *cries* BIG WOOSIE!!!

Uh...interesting to say the least. I think you will fit in here, don't you guys?

Damn, that's at least 3 wierd Belgians here now. Now we are in trouble.

*grins maniacally* you all should be ssssscared

we will take over the world!

Yes all nine million of you.

*turns her head slightly, her forked tongue slithering out and quivering* WE? You jusssssst remind that I get them all to eat! You may have their computerssssss and ssssssuch but I get the flessssssh!

of course, what else

oh and corran; 10 million

Three of them? I don't know when I was so well off!

you're not, you're doomed

So if there are three of you then where are the others?

teaming up to for a big army

So it is you, Black Scorpion and who else?

some mercenaries

Come on I heard there are three posters from Belgium here and I can't think of who the third might be.

BlackScorpion, Fire(Master) and me

So now I know the identities of you all. I shall now make adjustments to my plans of conquest...Hahahaha!!!

you'll spare us?

No I'll eat him *licks scaley lips with forked tongue* dinner issssss ssssserved

saved by the belgian

Well I was going to spare you three and make you my lieutenants but if I have to be scorpion prey then hey-what a way to go!

so, you'll make me an admiral then?

I want to be.. what's biggest? Oh wait.. *looks around and down* eh I am already the biggest! *growls and grins*

You...you could be...one of....us....yerssot. And so could your big friend over there...the one with the forked tongue.......

*slithers around, looking for a pile of gold to rest on*

ok Yerss, last time I was in Belgium there were only 9 million of you, what happened?

They were wiped out. Most of them. Ah Corran how was your day? I was told you are a male gigalo or something to that effect!

My daywas OK, but the evening has just begun.

There are sssssstill 10 million or sssssssomething around that number. Sssssssome will be sssssssspared sssssome will not... the tasssssty onesssss will NOT be ssssspared.

Thankfully I was born in America! Oh and great seeing you here Corran.

I started getting interested in girls

Then all Begians are safe.

LOL @ Corran

I still hold the green ruby which will control the hunger of the scorpion!

no, we life near the french

*sobs*

anything against the dutch?

*sob sobs with hunger*

eat the french!

*licks lips and looks at French*

I will release the powerful scorpion onto...New York!

mustard or mayo?

Many ffffffffood humansssss?

first eat france!

Many food humanssssss! *eats the world*

except me I hope

Hmm... excccccept thossssse I can ussssssse..

What a remarkeable turn of events. The Scorpion has broken the spell of my nice green ruby and is looking to eat one of...US!!!

*points to gordon*
*whispers*
eat him!

*blink blinks and sees a pile of gold. She waddles over to it and lies down to take a nap*

or ... take a nap... that's fine too

*snores at 100 decibels*

that's pretty normal, no?

*cracks a bone with her teeth while snoring*

*sits and relaxes too*

*snores, making the ground shake*

that's good, makes me relax even more

*slashes with her tail in her sleep against everyone*

*dotches*

<<dotches? are those multiple dots?>>

no! that's when you connect dots in a drawing

<<aaaaah>>

{Removes lightsaber from inner coat pocket and readies the blade... Then changes his mind}