Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon vs Kung Fu Hustle

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RJ 2.0
Team CTHD: Li Mu Bai, Yu Shu Lien, Jen Yu and Jade Fox.

Team KFH: Landlord, Landlady, The Tailor, Donut and the Coolie.



Fight takes place in the village from "The Last Samurai." Each combatant is armed with any all weapons they were shown with in their movies. Nighttime. Morals off' bloodlust on.



Who wins?

NemeBro
Landlord or Landlady solo.

Not really though. I've never seen CTHD.

RJ 2.0
It's a pretty good martial arts flick.

Robtard
KFH stomps, they're Looney Tunes level above and beyond the other Asians

Kazenji
Kung Fu Hustle, Even tho i think its a stupid match up.

RJ 2.0
Originally posted by Robtard
KFH stomps, they're Looney Tunes level above and beyond the other Asians Check the combatants again, this will not be a stomp.

Robtard
Originally posted by RJ 2.0
Check the combatants again, this will not be a stomp.

I did, KFH stomps

TheVaultDweller
KFH crew takes this.

RJ 2.0
Originally posted by Robtard
I did, KFH stomps lol no.

KingD19
Delete this

KingD19
When CTHD crew can throw stone wheels and hit people so fast they don't know what happened or block invisible blades let us know.

Landlady could just lions roar and end it quick.

RJ 2.0
Yeah well.....CTHD had some pretty insane feats as well.

KingD19
Such as? What did they have on the level of KFH?

RJ 2.0
For starters, defying gravity at every turn, jumping 50 feet in the air, walking on water.

KingD19
That doesn't help them here. And the KFH crew can defy gravity as well. CTHD crew is also much much slower.

RJ 2.0
How does it not help them here?

And compare gravity defying feats for the listed combatants.

Robtard
Landlady's scream alone would shred the CTHD people

RJ 2.0
Mhm cuz they are just gonna stand there yeah?

Robtard
She can move her head, yo

RJ 2.0
Was she shown spamming the Lion's roar in multiple directions?

Robtard
So you're saying she's somehow incapable of moving her head a couple inches now. Lol, GFTO of my thread

Tattoos N Scars
Hey, she may have slept wrong and woken up to a severely stiff neck lol

Q99
Defying gravity and leaping around is... nice and all, but it's not strength or speed or fighting power. The floating around and jumping is quite far, but it's also slow and floaty.

Even the trio is noticeably stronger, let alone the Landlady and Landlord (or, Helen of Troy and Paris).

I mean, yikes, the team with much stronger individuals has more numbers!

I've seen both movies, CTHD is a great movie, but it is not remotely near KFH's power level.


Originally posted by RJ 2.0
Was she shown spamming the Lion's roar in multiple directions?


Why would she need multiple directions? She only needs it to be the one direction a foe is in, and continue aiming as they move.

RJ 2.0
Originally posted by Robtard
So you're saying she's somehow incapable of moving her head a couple inches now. Lol, GFTO of my thread Ah, making up feats now, are ya?

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