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Quan shows up to Robs house with his wand and Harry Potter Books.

Rob pulls out a rubber chicken.

Who wins?

Quan doesn't read HP books.

Also inbe4close

what movie are these characters from?

Forbidden Fantasies 2: Rob's Dilemma

i haven't seen Forbidden Fantasies 1, so I'm not gonna watch the sequel and be totally lost.

My bad, wrong movie


Indecent Proposal 2: Trial by Urine

Let's see....

Quan stands there as Rob beats the living daylights out of him. Right before Rob administers the killing blow, BOOM BOOM, they both go down, headshot by my .50 cal sniper rifle.

The Hobbit: An Erotic Journey to bury his ring in Mt. Rob

Rob puts quan into a coma for 5 years, after quan wakes up he spends 3 years in rehab and another 7 years in therapy to get over the mental trauma....after which quan returns to the scene of his utter humiliation and when he doesn't see Rob, quan declares victory and spends the rest of his life bragging about how he made Rob run away from him.

Ends in sex

This thread was already made:http://www.killermovies.com/forums/f102/t583335.html

Rob stomped

Not really. That was not Quan and half the posters in that thread are banned now.

There was another Robtard Vs Quanchi thread with a poll, iirc

Originally posted by Robtard
There was another Robtard Vs Quanchi thread with a poll, iirc

Bro you did not have a rubber chicken in any thread made.

What say you with this new plot device added to the fray.

Originally posted by Time Immemorial
Bro you did not have a rubber chicken in any thread made.

What say you with this new plot device added to the fray.

Like I'd need a rubber chicken to defeat Quan

Originally posted by RJ 2.0
Let's see....

Quan stands there as Rob beats the living daylights out of him. Right before Rob administers the killing blow, BOOM BOOM, they both go down, headshot by my .50 cal sniper rifle.

The kickback would break your shoulder and you'd miss, ending up on the floor crying like a diaperbaby

I dunno bro, he's got a wand and 6 or more books in his inventory.

In all seriousness, Quan has a man-crush on me and he's without a doubt my biggest fanboy. So he'd probably try to cuddle and read to me.

Originally posted by quanchi112

Call me, handsome one.

Is it a MAGIC rubber chicken?

Originally posted by Time Immemorial
Quan shows up to Robs house with his wand and Harry Potter Books.

Rob pulls out a rubber chicken.

Who wins?

If this is an analogy about who's won more debates: Rob
If this is who would win a real life fight between them: Rob
If this is another way of saying who's taller: Rob
If this is another way of asking who the bigger clownshoes is: Quan
If this is who would I be more scared of if they showed up at my door: Clearly rob because I'd be scared of a dude showing up at my door with a rubber chicken like This mofo must be crazy. If a dude showed up with a wand and books I'd be like this pansy is going to get beat showing up at my door all girly like that

Originally posted by Silent Master
Rob puts quan into a coma for 5 years, after quan wakes up he spends 3 years in rehab and another 7 years in therapy to get over the mental trauma....after which quan returns to the scene of his utter humiliation and when he doesn't see Rob, quan declares victory and spends the rest of his life bragging about how he made Rob run away from him.

It's not often, but Silent is 100% correct here.. Wait did I just say that...

Originally posted by Robtard
Like I'd need a rubber chicken to defeat Quan

Those Harry Potter books he carries (but he hasn't read) are pretty heavy!

Originally posted by Quincy
Is it a MAGIC rubber chicken?

Anything Rob touches auto automatically has Odins Enchantment, so who so ever holds this chicken will have the power of Thor.

Quan gets an arse whompin from Rob

Originally posted by BruceSkywalker
Quan gets an arse whompin from Rob

Volderquan might have a shot here, lets give him time to respond with a counter.

I would beat the life from the dwarf in front of his entire family. You can even throw in horseface(Kurupt) or redneck(tattoos) and I'd still win.

Look at the MR. 5'4" In Shoes beat his narrow concave chest. You hid for weeks after I outclassed your ass and blocked your planned man-crush of that crappy Dracula and this is just the internet, Quan.

Originally posted by Robtard
Look at the MR. 5'4" In Shoes beat his narrow concave chest. You hid for weeks after I outclassed your ass and blocked your planned man-crush of that crappy Dracula and this is just the internet, Quan. You are rile up but spending a lifetime as a midget will tend to lead down a very dark road. Cheer up, short shit.

Originally posted by quanchi112
You are rile up but spending a lifetime as a midget will tend to lead down a very dark road. Cheer up, short shit.


I am rile up?

Full on rage-grammar, seems Robtard hit another nerve on quanchi

Originally posted by Robtard
I am rile up?

Full on rage-grammar, seems Robtard hit another nerve on quanchi Riled up. As a midget I can see why you obsess over grammar and punctuation because you can control that unlike your munchkin size.

Yet another useless shit thread where everyone feeds Quan his trolling power.

Originally posted by Werewolf582
Yet another useless shit thread where everyone feeds Quan his trolling power. Shut up, sock.

Originally posted by quanchi112
Shut up, sock.

Yet another useless insult coming from the biggest Troll on KMC.

Get banned again.

Quan has got some serious heat here at KMC. If say he takes the win via PIS. That'd piss off the most people and get them to tune in next week

Originally posted by Werewolf582
Yet another useless insult coming from the biggest Troll on KMC.

Get banned again. You are very upset.

Originally posted by quanchi112
You are very upset.

Not really, annoyed if anything.

You use the same insults, the same counters, and the same Lowballing arguments you use in every thread.

Get some new material so talking to you can at least be "decent"

Originally posted by Werewolf582
Not really, annoyed if anything.

You use the same insults, the same counters, and the same Lowballing arguments you use in every thread.

Get some new material so talking to you can at least be "decent" You are just a crybaby who takes himself way too seriously. This is a dying message board, you dummy.

Originally posted by quanchi112
You are just a crybaby who takes himself way too seriously. This is a dying message board, you dummy.

Here come the 3rd grade insults that aren't even relative to my post.

Originally posted by Werewolf582
Here come the 3rd grade insults that aren't even relative to my post. Then quit making them and at least try to pretend you're a mature adult.

Originally posted by quanchi112
Then quit making them and at least try to pretend you're a mature adult.

Originally posted by Werewolf582
Here come the 3rd grade insults that aren't even relative to my post.

Originally posted by Werewolf582
Stoo me if you've heard this one.

Concession accepted.

Originally posted by quanchi112
Stoo me if you've heard this one.

Concession accepted.

*Stop

I've heard you say that one many times

Originally posted by quanchi112
Stoo me


More rage-typos.

Rob and Quan are both master trolls (I mean that as a genuine compliment) and both entertain me immensely and both have their charm, but I'mma go with Rob. Rob's trolling is reflexive and dispassionate whereas I sense a bit of frenzy with Quan.

Rob and Quan are a old married couple.

Originally posted by Werewolf582
*Stop

I've heard you say that one many times I have many catch phrases.

Originally posted by Silent Master
More rage-typos. You cray.

Originally posted by The_Tempest
Rob and Quan are both master trolls (I mean that as a genuine compliment) and both entertain me immensely and both have their charm, but I'mma go with Rob. Rob's trolling is reflexive and dispassionate whereas I sense a bit of frenzy with Quan. Roberta has been victimized his entire life as a dwarf. He lashes out whenever he can at those above the height of five foot nine.

A message board full of complete strangers from all over the world took a dislike to you, Quan & perma bannned you.

What does that say?

Originally posted by Esau Cairn
A message board full of complete strangers from all over the world took a dislike to you, Quan & perma bannned you.

What does that say? I am not a woman and couldn't care less about you. You mean nothing to me.

Originally posted by quanchi112
I am not a woman



Ok. I'm glad you felt the need to point that out.

I always thought you were the Katniss Everdeen of KMC.

Originally posted by quanchi112
I have many catch phrases.

None are good.

Originally posted by Esau Cairn
Ok. I'm glad you felt the need to point that out.

I always thought you were the Katniss Everdeen of KMC. Such a geek.

Originally posted by Werewolf582
None are good. But you're an idiot.

Originally posted by quanchi112
But you're an idiot.

Originally posted by Werewolf582
Here come the 3rd grade insults that aren't even relative to my post.

Why all the Quan hate?

I don't think anyone actually cares enough about quan to hate him.

It's just trolling. You can't really hate someone you don't know personally

I could see people pitying him, as he isn't even that good at trolling. I mean when the guy isn't using grade school level insults, he is repeating people's posts back at them, just look at all the times Rob has called quan out for his "no, you" posts.

Originally posted by RJ 2.0
Why all the Quan hate?

The only person I want to jump off a bridge would be Riv or Kaz.

Originally posted by RJ 2.0
Why all the Quan hate? I am in their heads.

Originally posted by Werewolf582
Hush little baby.

Originally posted by quanchi112
Roberta has been victimized his entire life as a dwarf. He lashes out whenever he can at those above the height of five foot nine.

"irony" & "no you!"

Clever?

Originally posted by The_Tempest
Rob and Quan are both master trolls (I mean that as a genuine compliment) and both entertain me immensely and both have their charm, but I'mma go with Rob. Rob's trolling is reflexive and dispassionate whereas I sense a bit of frenzy with Quan.

Awww, thanks, T

Originally posted by Tattoos N Scars
It's just trolling. You can't really hate someone you don't know personally Figure of speech. And I think it's pathetic to start a thread with the sole intent of trolling someone. Quan's not that bad, he's like retard moaning in the corner. You just tune him out.

Originally posted by RJ 2.0
Figure of speech. And I think it's pathetic to start a thread with the sole intent of trolling someone. Quan's not that bad, he's like retard moaning in the corner. You just tune him out.


I don't think it's pathetic at all.

Originally posted by Robtard
Awww, thanks, T

Originally posted by Robtard
"irony" & "no you!"

Clever? You really are five foot nine and embarrassed about your appearance. Truth hurts, Latina.

Originally posted by RJ 2.0
Figure of speech. And I think it's pathetic to start a thread with the sole intent of trolling someone. Quan's not that bad, he's like retard moaning in the corner. You just tune him out.

Like all your Khan threads?

You all can pretend you can ignore me but this board is all about me. I have troll threads centered around me because you people are that emotionally stirred up about this.

Tattoos is a shit debater so flaming is all he really has. Sad.

Originally posted by quanchi112
You really are five foot nine and embarrassed about your appearance. Truth hurts, Latina.

"irony" + rage that I played you again, loser

Originally posted by quanchi112
So that leaves Jack Reacher out but I'm clearly five foot nine.

Originally posted by Robtard
"irony" + rage that I played you again, loser Altering quotes. You dance to my beat.

Originally posted by quanchi112
Altering quotes. You dance to my beat.



Cry more cos I played you again

Originally posted by quanchi112
So that leaves Jack Reacher out but I'm clearly five foot nine.

Originally posted by Robtard
Cry more cos I played you again Just like the time you claimed you told the board I'd like Star Wars after abrams.

You're pathetic and really care.

Originally posted by quanchi112
Hush little baby.

Originally posted by Werewolf582
Here come the 3rd grade insults that aren't even relative to my post.

Originally posted by Werewolf582
Morrrrreeeeeee.

Originally posted by quanchi112
Just like the time you claimed you told the board I'd like Star Wars after abrams.

You're pathetic and really care.



Learn to speak, there is no Star Wars after Abrams, at least not yet, dummy

Another "no you!"

Originally posted by Robtard
Learn to speak, there is no Star Wars after Abrams, at least not yet, dummy

Another "no you!" I meant after abrams got ahold of it.

Anyway who would scream out i told the board and acted like it was something to be proud of shows me how badly I matter to you.

Originally posted by quanchi112
I meant after abrams got ahold of it.

Anyway who would scream out i told the board and acted like it was something to be proud of shows me how badly I matter to you.

Then mean what you say, loser

That sentence made no sense.

Originally posted by Robtard
Then mean what you say, loser

That sentence made no sense. You are too dumb to grasp it. I love how in threads I post evidence you avoid like a plague but only really actively post when you can troll.

Originally posted by quanchi112
You are too dumb to grasp it. I love how in threads I post evidence you avoid like a plague but only really actively post when you can troll.

"irony" + "irony"

Originally posted by Robtard
"irony" + "irony" I cite evidence you cite movies which is too vague and thus why you fail as a debater.

Who is winning this debate.

Johntard or VolderQuan?

Originally posted by Time Immemorial
Who is winning this debate.

Johntard or VolderQuan? Robbie's ***** ass is hiding probably in the same bed as that harmless little Indian, epidural.

Yea where did that little Indian go?

Did we run him off after telling him his threads sucked and he could not take it?

Originally posted by Time Immemorial
Yea where did that little Indian go?

Did we run him off after telling him his threads sucked and he could not take it? He's extremely weak and unstable. I bet he ran away.

Originally posted by quanchi112
He's extremely weak and unstable. I bet he ran away.

I think he ran after that Q vs Celepsian warrior thread. What an abysmal failure.

Originally posted by Time Immemorial
I think he ran after that Q vs Celepsian warrior thread. What an abysmal failure. He will never live this down.