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An algebraic theorem of topology says no field of hair can be combed flat at all points on a sphere. So every hairy ball has a cowlick.

I swear, mathematicians make things up just to mess with laymen, who cant disprove them!

lolol

This is why you shave your balls?

Riv tried shaving his balls and ended up cutting them off and selling them on ebay to his mom.

I have a question.

Why are pubes drier and kinkier than head hair, except for negroids?

Omg dude

Your pubes are harder dyer and crustier because you don't condition them..lol

Originally posted by AsbestosFlaygon
I have a question.

Why are pubes drier and kinkier than head hair, except for negroids? Because we coat our balls in Afroshine.

I heard girls in china dye their pubes and they actually have a product specifically for that.

Originally posted by rudester
Your pubes are harder dyer and crustier because you don't condition them..lol
Bwahahaaaa!!!!

Originally posted by Tzeentch
Because we coat our balls in Afroshine.
I meant negroids also have dry, kinky head hair.

So...dick heads?

Originally posted by rudester
I heard girls in china dye their pubes and they actually have a product specifically for that.

Chia pubes.

When Obama was first elected they put out a chia of him; was taken off the shelves quickly!

I have never given a cow access to my sack.

I've never bought a pig in a poke.

I seen a guy get kicked in the goods by a mule.

I wanna know what kinds of balls you guys have? Do u have dog balls which hang like heavy bowling balls or do u have plump balls which fit just evenly with your man jewels? Do u have tiny balls which get lost under your elephant trunk? Which one I wanna know...

What the hairy ball theorem states is that any smooth vector field on a n-sphere must vanish if n is even.n = 1: circlen = 2: spheren = 3: 4 dimensional hyper-sphere⋮n = m: m+1 dimensional hyper-sphereSo for all n that can be expressed n = 2k: ∀kϵℕ a smooth vector field applied over a sphere has to vanish at least one point. This of course also applies to any homeomorphisms of a sphere as well.

However, since pubic hairs aren't infinitesimally thin and the spread of them aren't infinitely dense this does not apply to scrota and pubes.

I never said they did!

Originally posted by rudester
I wanna know what kinds of balls you guys have? Do u have dog balls which hang like heavy bowling balls or do u have plump balls which fit just evenly with your man jewels? Do u have tiny balls which get lost under your elephant trunk? Which one I wanna know...

I've got big balls
I've got big balls
And they're such big balls
fancy big balls
And he's got big balls,
And she's got big balls,
But we've got the biggest balls of them all!

And my balls are always bouncing
My ballroom always full
And everybody cums and cums again
If your name is on the guest list
No one can take you higher
Everybody says I've got great balls of fire!

Some balls are held for charity
And some for fancy dress
But when they're held for pleasure,
They're the balls that I like best.
And my balls are always bouncing,
To the left and to the right.
It's my belief that my big balls should be held every night.

Is RIV up to his old tricks again?

He tried this on another MB....first the harmless funny thread about hair.... Then he starts pm-ing everyone to send him pics of their balls..."for scientific research."

The official RIV expert, T.I. would have that answer.

I attract all the defective board members. Those two follow me from board to board.

Can I sniff your balls hahaha

Shweddy balls...!

I would've sent you a pic of my balls but yer mom juz wouldn't take them out of her mouth.

For some reason I had the impression that Aussies were a real friendly bunch.

Originally posted by Nuke Nixon
For some reason I had the impression that Aussies were a real friendly bunch.

Yeah...we'll gladly put our balls in anyone's mouths.

In ur dogs mouth too ohh gross...ur nasty.

Originally posted by Nuke Nixon
For some reason I had the impression that Aussies were a real friendly bunch.
Real ones are.
Why'd you change your mind?

I didn't, I was just saying I don't know where I got the idea from.

Crocodile Dundee.
That movie was awesome.

At the time, Linda Kozlowski was such a smoking hot babe.

So true.
I linda see why Hogan left his spouse for her in RL.