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Hey guys! I've decided to engage in subterfuge and return to the forum no matter what my mom says. Which is why I won't be posting as much because I don't want her to catch me. How many of the same people are here? Who are all the new people? I can't wait to find out.

hey! you're back! *hugs*
what have you been up to?

please stick around

I have every intention of sticking around this time. Where are Captain Rex, Gundy, and finti?

rex will be here in an hour of 8?
gundark is very busy these days
and finti was here an hour ago

Greetings from Gordon Skywalker(alias GS for short)!

Lauren, good Lord! How are things with you? I asked after you via Rex but he lost track of you somewhere. He'll be pleased to see you.

Welcome back Lauren, make sure you don't get caught!

oh wow, welcome back!

laureeeen!...*hugs*

Thanks, guys!

Always cool to meet another forum user!

I don't no anyone else who is as into Star Wars as I am, so I was in serious SW conversation withdrawal.

you returned to the geeks

under our malicious influence..

Er Sorry Lauren, when I saw a post of yours in nother thread I hadn't seen this, I called your Mom to tell her how pleased we would all be to see you back. Oops

Welcome Back.

that's just corrans way to ask your mom out

Again...

Dude, don't be talking about my Mama!

Ok, two prohibitions now- no telling Mom, no talking ABOUT Mom. Everyone clear?

*best obi wan voice*
mmm....possibly

I think I understand the restrictions and shall abide by them.

GS I am sure if you told your mum she would then understand why you are so CRAZY she can't be that bad can she xxxx

Actually my mother is the most understanding woman on the planet. I can tell her lots of stuff and she never gets angry at me or anything.

Hello I'm pretty new but Hi anyhoo

Hi I'm pretty but not new hi anyhoo.

sorry that should have read:-
Hi I'm not pretty new but hi anyhoo. silly me.

My mom freaks out at everything. that's just her way. It's how she says she loves me.

Cunning. I prefer a hug myself.

Don't we all Ush don't we all.....

depends who gives it

Of course!

so; who is?

I have no idea who is giving out the hugs, yerss!

we were tricked into believing there were!

I was too! We should go find some women of our own...know any good pubs?

ya, belgium is full of those
let's hunt some chicks

Right behind you man! Let me grab my hat and coat!

you don't need those!

A hat and coat these days is usually a brand of a loser.

hey. this is delayed but nonetheless a welcome. i'm one of the new guyz that actually bothered to stay after being welcomed to post.

Not necessarily Lauren, over here gentlemen still wear hats and coats.

*Tries to take off hat and coat without anyone noticing*

hi lauren...

Mech, it looks like you got away without anyone noticing.

I am not only a gentlemen but I am a Time Lord and guys like me wear hats and coats when we go travelling through time and space....

everyone is a gentleman here

Except for them thar Ladies.

no, they're evil ... some not... a few ... a couple ... hmmm :-\

(Thinking intently...)

Smooth, real smooth.

your title serves you well

Am I evil?

Oooh, could be...

No.

How do we know for sure?

You never do, but I can reassure you I am evil.
*breathe* *Hiss* *Breathe* Okay, wait for a sith evil is good and good is evil. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, everything is so confusing.

nah, you want to be one

I am one. Wait what one. There a lot of ones. Nevermind, I'm not going to panick*breath* *Hiss* *Breathe*

that was aimed at laurenE, sorry

Must electricute someone with force *Breathe* *Hiss* *Breathe*

erm... not me?

Not you, need Jedi to electricute with force.

hmmm,... gordon?

No, Gordo's to kuul, He actually Pm's me. He's a skywalker too. Can't hurt any Skywalker except Padme(the one in the movie not the member here)

ah! otherwise I had to defend her honor

Because the padme I was talking about stole anakin

oh! if you can get anakin back, let me have padme

wiil do. That's my dad. None can have not even her.

{I am away for a day and return to find my children conversing about me in my absence}

you go ahead, I'll busy myself with her

Kay, Gordo, who are ya children?

{The Daughter of Vader and the One from Belgium}

they're searching your will

K, that almost explains everything.

oh, and they stole the bottle too

sure! so I have two dads, and the mysterious "THEY" stole the bottle.

your fifth mom?

No, only one mom, but Now I find out I have two dads.

That has to be tough.

I don't understand.*Goes and kills a tusken raider*

another camp?

Yep, must follow father's footsteps except the getting killed part.

also in getting mechanical?

Nope although I love the voice and I don't plan on getting my arm or any other body part chopped off.

d'oh! that's the fun part!

I don't like me having pain, others yes, me no.

and you call yourself a vader offspring!

{Complex dialogue taking place...must reconsider plans of conquest...}

I'm offended now *Cries*

worlddomination? there are seven contestants in front of you

Who are they?

what happened?

the 7 conestants, who are they?

me and some other insignificants

Where am I on that list?

8th
you moved up a place

Actually she is number two after me as I took care of the 'contestants' in front of us!

meaning I'm number one now?

How bad do you want to be number one? There is of course a price all must pay to reach this elevated point.

the entry fee? already collected that one

k, kuul pucks *Brathe* *Hiss* *Breathe*

You are both in luck! Someone has already paid your admittance fee! We may now begin our great and many plans of conquest. Follow me.........

*breath* *Hiss* *Breathe*Okay

{We begin travelling the Path of the Fates............}

*Trips*Ow *Breathe* *Hiss* *Breathe*

{Are you all right Daughter? }

Yep, just perfect

{Good. Our plans may take all night but hopefully not as I must meet with some generals early in the morning.}

k, can I use force grip on one

{Yes you may Daughter}

Yea, man that made my night

Most excellent.{rubs hands together}

Kuul...I think

{Yes we have extraordinary powers that others might find disagreeable but that does not matter to such as we are.}

Dude*Breathe* *Hiss* *Breathe*

{Now we should find some potential allies for our great plans. Who would you recommend Daughter?}

Yerssot or if ya want Padmeskywalker

{I have worked with both before and find them both to be exceptional}

kuul pucks

hm...

Greetings fellow Member!

Um...Salutations.

Greetings back to you!

good day to you too how's life?

Problematic at best.

don't worry. life gets better, always.

I am looking forward to a major change.

lol, don't worry, it'll come soon.

That is what worries me Member.

ohhh

Change is consistent. The only true constant in the world in which we live.

lol, well one can't live without change.

is she back?

Who?

LaurenE

Yes she started this thread herself apparently.

I ment if she returned today!

No she has been back for almost a week!

every day then?

She announced she was back by starting this thread about a week ago and has been on and off since I imagine. I don't know as I don't speak to her. Ask Rex.

kay

LaurenE147 is indeed back . Check out her new posts now.

great

So glad you agree. I felt something extra was needed as a sort of epilogue to this thread.

we're epilogueing in every thread

This one was at the bottom of the pile before I realised it had been left open. I am doing her a big favor and she will be grateful for my timely assistance.

are you sure?

Why what has she said to you?

nothing special, of course

Oh come on Yerss don't be coy, tell us.