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As you may or may not recall, I'm off for a lads long weekend this coming Friday. Blackpool here we come, make sure you're stocked up with enough beer and spirits!

I'm really looking forward to this yearly event, its great to get away from the girls and do boys stuff.

I have a strange feeling there may be some funny drunk stories for you all when I get back.

Remember not to do anything I wouldn't do!

In other words dont go to mass

(Waves Goodbye) Don't forget to wriiite!

yes! you need the practice

Good luck Mech, and don't spend too much time in funny girls.

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O's Tex? Couldn't you come up with something more original...

clever stuff.

Bon Voyage Mech! Enjoy yourself and don't forget to bring back lots of pictures!

what does Mrs. Mech have to say about your little escapade mech?

dont drink too much????????

I was wondering 'bout that myself!

behave?

I'm imagining a long list, about a mile long.
red ink and lots of capital letters.

Nah I am almost certain his missus is more understanding than that! Isn't she?

I think we'll have to wait a while for the answer Gordon!

Waiting...

Nah, she's kewl.

I also agreed to go away with her, her mother and her sister in July. A sacrifice of this magnitude means I'm allowed to once again spend a weekend with my best buds.

A girl's weekend out plus the tag along husband slave. Sounds like fun...

ooo, can I go too? I like being enslaved.

Um...sure.

some thing doesnt sound right there!

No it sure doesn't!

Its worse than a chicks weekend, I'm going abroad for 2 weeks with them!

Lucky you.

Hmmmm.

Her brother was coming with us, which would have given me a willing drinking partner, but the lil' punks dropped out. Looks like I'll be drinking alone....

its a hard life isnt it?

Well not really, I'll still enjoy myself.

you like solitude then?

Nah he'll be with Mrs Palm and her five lovely daughters.

*shakes head* silly man!

yeah! there are seven of them!

Damn Inbreds.

rabbits by any chance?

more like mongrels!

lil rats

*chokes*

*does heimlich maneuvre*
are you ok??

I'd........be.....fine................if...you'd....let..go...........of..................me!
..............I..............only.......caught............my.....breath..................!

do I have to?

*turns purple* ..........I..........cant..........breathe......you.......fool!.........................huff!................*faints*

woopsiedaisy!
*lets go*
*splashes some water over laras face*

*starts* what! are you trying to drown me now or something?

well, the choking didn't help so I decei...hey!
no! that's not what I ment!
of course not drowning!
*plays with a lighter*

*looks at yerss curiosly* what are you doing ?

erm ... picking up smoking?

first off you dont PICK up smoking you TAKE up smoking, and secondly you dont even know how to use a lighter! dont play with fire you'll get burned! I'm immune, I'm a born fire sign.

no no no, I'm gonna pick the smoking away from you

Eeep, that won;t make her feel any better... because you still mean take, not pick...

Need a match anyone?

My arse, your face?

Sorry, couldn't resist that old chesnut.

So you need a match then?

No not really, I could go for a beer if you're offering though?

Great let me get my hat and scarf..........

Big long multi-coloured number?

Its over there on that hook.

Ah I see you recognise me Alastair!

Ali who?

Never mind. Let's go get the drinks!

Did I miss drinks again?

No worries, we can go again in ten minutes if you like!.......

*shakes head*

What you want to come too Lara?

oh! me too! me too!
where are you going to?

fine, I won't

.

!

{We must travel to the Seventh Door where all drinks are free and without intoxicating effects}

what about the other doors?

Well todays the day people, I've had the morning off work to pack my bags and get ready for the off.

Be back Monday, but I may not be well enough to come online till Tuesday if last year is anything to go by.

{A fond farewell to our friend Mech as he embarks on this gallant crusade...}

and will return on monday with the mother of all hang-overs!

{Is he in the habit of doing this???}

that's the point of existing, no?

{For some perhaps.}

for others it's getting the drunk home safely

{That is why we should not drink and drive,no?}

why not? it's much more fun that way

Drinking and driving is foolish, you spill more than you drink.

I fail to see the problem...
you steer with your feet, then you have your two hands free to hold the bottles

well if you are out of straws then..........