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Is anyone as excited as I am for this years big Speilberg Movie A.I.?? The story sounds great already, but with Speilberg behind the camara, it sounds like it'll be a blast!

Never heard of it.

A.I. stands for artificial intelligence, finti. I've heard of this movie, but don't know a lot about it.

So A.I would fit right in here then.

We've got tons of that here!!

AI is Spielberg's latest. It was to be Stanley Kubrick's next film but he died. Spielberg took it up, it stars Jude Law and no one is allowed to tell anything about it.

why queeq? I want to reveal my secrets!

I think what queeq means is that nobody working on the film is allowed to tell about, Borgie. By all means, please feel free to spill your guts here.

Check out the trailer, its very good.
The film is about a boy (Haley Joel Osment) who is a robot, and whether its possible for robots to have emotions...

That sounds a little like Bicentenial Man. (I can't spell)

It looks and sounds very dull.

Steven Speilberg is writing the screenplay, so I'm sure it will be very good.

When is it being released ?

Sometime in June.

Thanks, Raz. I'll be going to see this one for sure.

No offense, but Speilberg also did "Hook"....yikes. But true, most of his movies are good.

Have faith in Speilburg.

I liked Hook! It'll be peter the Disney's Peter Pan 2...

I liked Hook! It'll be beter the Disney's Peter Pan 2...

Patience, my young padawan. You must learn patience. And how to use the "edit" button.

I also liked Hook. However, I WAS 9 or so when it did come out.

Gundark, i know how to use the edit button, but my computer was running really slow, so i just kept hitting accept, then stopped it from loading, changed it, and hit accpet again. I have no patience you see, I show much fear...

Beware of the DARK SIDE. You are no Luke Skywalker yet. (Who am I to talk?!)

Me? Evil?...Someday, maybe i'll be a sith apprentice....

Nah..you're not evil..just a little confused


Don't let Gundy and queeq start messing with you....they'll have you in that nasty secret closet before you know it.

Hmmm, back to those closet threesomes again?

Look, I am TRYING to keep this place clean for Edna!

Boy, this is turning into a regular little love nest.

Look, she just appreciates cleanliness. You can tell; she carries a broom with her all the time.

Yeah, I have a similar excuse.

Yes, I'm sure...

Never a problem, always a delight!

Sorry, Borgie...wasn't trying to bust on you, man...sometimes my computer runs really slow too.

Is the the computer or the user???

See how well RC takes this thread off topic. Excellent. He is growing stronger. Soon he will call me master.

Master? If you think that would make you happy....

Happy? I have no purpose for feeble emotions like that. My plan is unfolding, it is your destiny. I just love it when a plan comes together.

But more specificly, an evil plan.

From a certain point of view.

whos/which view?

queeq's....he thinks everything is evil.

Maybe it is. Ya know, things that seem good can't always be.

Ah yes, indeed. But no one seems to believe that until it bites them up the butt.

But then isn't the same true as well. OUt of something that seems bad, goodness can emerge?

Is it? A bad tree cannot grow good fruit, remember?

Huh? You are such a pessimist.

It can divert lightning away from the innocent, though.

See, always something good can come...

I thought you WEREN'T supposed to stand under a tree when its lightning...

Exactly. You run AWAY from the tree, and it takes the hit for you.

D'uh...

D'uh ? How rude. Ush, I thought you were above such insults. Mayhem is not amused.

It was an ironic d'uh... as if I could possibly mock the mighty Gundark!

Mock? No. Make her angry? Yes.

I'll leave that to you, I think. You are the Master...

And even then I know better than to make her angry. Heed my words!

Gotcha, queeq-dude

Oh, Chaos and Mayhem and just being babies now...

And thats new news?

Doubt it. GOO GOO GOO GOO.

Binky dinky tinky finky....WAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH !!!

Suddenly I'm more inclined to mock.

If you two keep this up we'll stick you in diapers!..

See, making my point for me.

Getting a diaper from Dim sounds like..... heaven.

I wuv Dimmy....but not that way. (Gundark runs away)

What's wrong with THAT way?

You need to check your sickomail for a woman like that...

I did. Nothing unusual there.

Perhaps you're forgetting that Dimmy has no kids. Her diapering skills are poor at best, I'm sure.

Oh, I don't knbow.

ANyway Gundy, she's mine and I wuv her more.

Sounds possessive.

Anyway, Guns, she's allowed to fiddle with that diaper for a while. I'll be her testdummy. If you approve of course.

You'd have urself diapered?

By her? Sure.

Now THAT would be a picture

Gun, what does it mean when grown men will let you diaper them? It's so nice to know that RC and queeq would let me practice on them...

*Raises Hand*

I said NOTHING about daipering me thanks. There are still somethings I would do you know!

Oh good...because taking care of queeq will be job enough.

*lies down on his back in front of Dim*

Someone PLEASE close this one...

You don't need changed yet!
*tries to ignore queeq and watches TV*

*farts and cries like a baby*

No, seriously, close this one!

queeq!..Grow up and use the port-a-potty..

*continues to watch TV*

Oh, Ush. Edna's not around for a while. And never mind, Dim's not going to do it anyway.

So what's up?

It was more a personal thing... the imagery you were creating was making me unwell...

MANY things are up. Constantly.

Poor Ush.

Yes, poor old me...

So, are we close to 100 yet or shall we do the unthinkable: talk about AI again.

Well, I'd feel better... though I have little to say on it...

Well, say the little you know then.

Err... I'll wait for someone else to kick the ball, first.

How do you feel about Haley Joel Osbornt (can't spell his name) being an android? Interesting...wonder if it'll work.

He's a little too cute, if you get what I mean.

yeah...goofy cute. I don't know if I'd make an android out of him..

Poor kid, please don't let Dim get her hands on him....

Why, does she eat them or something? THAT would be worth keeping secret...

You REALLY do not want to know....

Well... no, you're probably right. But only probably...

*grin*
I guess, trust me, she's a strange lass!

Well, we're all strange really...

Except for me of course.

Yeah..queeq's so weird we don't even know how to catagorize him..