Beatrix Kiddo vs Achilles

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Lestov16
Bloodlusted swordfight to the death in the Roman Colosseum
No PIS/CIS
No shields
Who takes this?

FrothByte
Achilles. Unlike the rest of Beatrix's sword-wielding enemies, Achilles won't be dancing around doing nothing half of the time.

Lord Lucien
Her sword would cut through his if the first move he did (for some retarded reason) is to block a swing.

He wouldn't though, and he 'd stab her in the head.

KingD19
Beatrix was trained by a guy who would hand Achilles his ass on a platter. Does that count for anything here?

Lord Lucien
No, Achilles is better.

Mindset
Originally posted by KingD19
Beatrix was trained by a guy who would hand Achilles his ass on a platter. Does that count for anything here? Achilles would kill anyone in the Kill Bill universe, you buffoon. erm

Bentley
Originally posted by Mindset
Achilles would kill anyone in the Kill Bill universe, you buffoon. erm

There was a guy who used guns, that one kills Achilles awesr

But he also punked Kiddo.

Impediment
Beatrix is too fast and agile.

She decapitates Achilles.

Time Immemorial
Originally posted by Impediment
Beatrix is too fast and agile.

She decapitates Achilles.


Ur opinion is swayed do to the pussy mobile scene.

RJ 2.0
Originally posted by Impediment
Beatrix is too fast and agile.

She decapitates Achilles.

FrothByte
Originally posted by Impediment
Beatrix is too fast and agile.

She decapitates Achilles.

No she's not. She's more graceful, yes. More acrobatics. But in a purely combative sense, Achilles looks faster and more agile.

Impediment
So, what you're saying is that Achilles could beat O-Ren Ishii, Go-Go Yubari, and the entire Crazy 88s gang like Beatrix did?

No. Achilles doesn't have that kind of training.

He dies.

FrothByte
Originally posted by Impediment
So, what you're saying is that Achilles could beat O-Ren Ishii, Go-Go Yubari, and the entire Crazy 88s gang like Beatrix did?

No. Achilles doesn't have that kind of training.

He dies.

As long as they're crippled by PIS the same way they were when they fought Beatrix, then yeah sure.

Robtard
Pai Mei would punch a hole through Achilles' ghey little chest

http://cinescopia.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/tumblr_lmbopjzExJ1qbuwnmo1_500.jpg

Come at me

Time Immemorial
Achilles when focused has nigh invulnerability.

No one can touch him.

KingD19
Originally posted by Time Immemorial
Achilles when focused has nigh invulnerability.

No one can touch him.

Pai Mei was fast enough to vanish in front of Beatrix's eyes, and stand on the tip of her outstretched sword. Achilles never fought anyone who was blatantly superhuman before.

FrothByte
I thought this was Beatrix vs. Achilles? Why's Pai Mei being included here.

Lestov16
Beatrix, while probably Pai Mei's best student, is nowhere equivalent to Pai Mei in skill.

Mindset
Originally posted by Impediment
So, what you're saying is that Achilles could beat O-Ren Ishii, Go-Go Yubari, and the entire Crazy 88s gang like Beatrix did?

No. Achilles doesn't have that kind of training.

He dies. Lol at this fanboy.

Time Immemorial
Originally posted by KingD19
Pai Mei was fast enough to vanish in front of Beatrix's eyes, and stand on the tip of her outstretched sword. Achilles never fought anyone who was blatantly superhuman before.

I don't recall Pai Wei being in OP.

TheVaultDweller
Beatrix is good but she is NOT Pai Mei. Achilles should take this.

RJ 2.0
Lol no.

Impediment
Originally posted by RJ 2.0
Lol no.

Time Immemorial
Achilles single handily assaulted the Trojans against insurmountable odds and walked away without a scratch.

KingD19
Beatrix took down the Crazy 88 singlehanded and the worlds best assassins. Nobody Achilles fought was really worth anything.

Mindset
Achilles will send her to the underworld.

TheVaultDweller
Originally posted by KingD19
Beatrix took down the Crazy 88 singlehanded and the worlds best assassins. Nobody Achilles fought was really worth anything.

The vast majority of the Bride's opponents had nothing more than reputation going for them, and no real notable onscreen feats. Reputation goes both ways dude. If you are going to use the rep of the Bride's opponents in your argument, you have to also acknowledge that 2 people Achilles beat with relative ease were considered by reputation to be the best warriors in their respective armies. Claiming Achilles never fought anyone of skill is just flat out wrong.

Also, without PIS, the Crazy 88s would have overwhelmed Beatrix and killed her, but instead they fought in typical movie villain extra style and got killed like chumps. There are numerous moments during that fight where she should have been skewered from behind or turned into a pincushion, but it never happened because the 88s fought like idiots.

That being said, the Bride does have moments where she displays unnatural levels of strength and agility, so this match is closer than I initially thought. So I change my vote to the Bride and Achilles duel for a while, realise how badass the other is, end up having sexy times and produce the most epic swordsman offspring the world has ever seen. cool

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